BF2S Forums Worst/ funniest bf2 fuck up

My only defense (and it's weak) is that this happened in the 2nd week that the game was out.

So I am playing US on Dalian Plant.  I spawn on the carrier and know there is no way I can fly anything so I head for a boat.  As I get into one I notice there is a guy in the gunner position... I also notice he doesn't have a blue name (not red either, just no name).  So I think, "HOLY CRAP!  An enemy on my boat!!" So my mind starts working on how I am going to deal with this guy.  Then it hits me!  I drive the boat to the edge of map and stick the front of it out of bounds.  "HAHA" I think.... bastage is gonna die or get out.  Well, he gets out and starts swimming back to the carrier.  I turn the boat, jump into the gunner spot and get ready to waste him when..... I notice the blue name above his head.  I also notice that he types "What the F*CK is wrong with my team, have they taken stupid pills today?!?"

I figure I had two options: 1) Pick the guy up and try to explain myself, or 2) disconnect.  I chose #2.

Looking back, I have no idea WTF I was thinking that opposing players could occupy the same vehicle.  Hope you enjoyed. =/

Back in 1.12 the AA's just >>>>_LOVED_<<<< to hit friendly air veicles when u would fire them at a enemy.

Wake island im US and a J10 is raping the us team. I release all 6 missles when the J10 has just returned from resupplying at airfield. ALL miss but that was just the begining. like 5 of them go towards a friendly blackhawk and he flares but not soon enough: 6 TK's then the rest goes to a attack chopper taking off and loads of players around the chopper: hit + 4 TK's

10 TK's within 3 secs. All punished and u do the math in the - so iw as reviving the WHOLE round but ended up with... 4 points.

ok dont do the math

10 TK's = 40- plus 2 Veicle damage = 42-

Last edited by [n00b]Tyler (2006-07-13 12:08:39)

running down the road at the beginning of karkand, i'm mec, grenade fest, i threw a grenade and it bounced off those hanging signs on the side of the buildings....back into the alleyway where everyone was spawning.

-12

twz_stryker wrote:

First time I tried to commander I drop a supply crate that a squad asked for at recently captured flag but the crate falls on them and kills two of them....both punish me and try to vote me out of commander.

The damn boat always falls on me when I get out.

And why does no one pay attention to the big red circle that means artty is dropping?

mm,u cant punish when a supply hits u, dont even count as a TK

Sometimes I forget what team I'm on and shoot my team mates.

Especially when Ive been playing one side for 5-6 rounds then switch

i blew up our uav last weekend, i was playing op harvest we lost our main spawn and had just gotten it back, so i was running for a jeep and saw the UAV trailer and ran up tossed my C4 and blew it up. TEAM VEHICLE DAMAGE! flashed on my screen, i felt like such a noob, i kept saying sorry, sorry man, stupid!

For me it was the first time with the red tag bug.
I'm on Sharqi, spawn at Hotel and wonder why the enemys ignore me. So I start shooting around with my lmg and well - killed like 7 or 8 people until I realized they were my teammates. Too late - got kicked some seconds later.