ThaReaper
Banned
+410|7266
Here's a joke I found, It's pretty funny lol

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."
Sgt.Davi
Touches Himself At Night.
+300|7269|England
There is a not BF2 not BF2s topic, you know.....
Wasder
Resident Emo Hater
+139|7301|Moscow, Russia
*looks up the name of the state*
Ugh-ugh.
*slowly walks away knowing he's not gonna be negged for insulting the poor wrong-sectionist*
I already miss negative Karma.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7365|Comber, Northern Ireland
you just stole the from www.ebaumsworld.com because i read that joke on the site an hour ago
rolluf69
Member
+7|7147
better a good stolen joke than a badly concieved one!
not saying that the joke was good though!
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|7266
I said I found it, I didn't say I made it up.
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7365|Comber, Northern Ireland
i know i'm saying that where you "found" it from lol....well was it?
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|7266
yep sure was, I always read those jokes.. theyre funny
The1_Knightmare
Alt+F4 For God-Mode
+14|7252
Oh well, i'll tell a joke too then.

A pregnent lady had triplets. She was shot 3 times during pregnecy, each bullet entering each baby but all survivued. The triplets were 2 girls and 1 boy. 13 years later, a daughter goes to the toilet and pees a bullet out. She asks her mother and she explains the story. The next day, the other daughter goes to the toilet and pees a bullet out. The mother reexplains. The next day, the son goes crying to his mum. She asks if he pissed a bullet out, he answered:
"No, i was wanking and i killed the dog".
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7415|Singapore

Meh
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,401|7400|Noizyland

polarbearz wrote:

Meh
Indeed.
Check out the other jokes threads some of them are effing hilarious, especially Marco's dead baby one in the 'worst jokes' thread. Still makes me chuckle. Does that make me evil?
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