You all suck
Happy birthday

happy B reeeth KI
RTHKI has had a big year. He survived COVID and also finally came out to his family.

Once more around the nearest star today. I did it. Shower me with praise.
Lol
He should have shot at it with a MP5 for Twitter.

I turned 31 last Wednesday. Way way less depressing than turning 30, I think I’m in a much better head space in general though so that helps.
I think it's boring that ages like 30, 40, etc. are the big, arbitrary "life-altering" milestones just because it's a tick over in base 10. What's wrong with 33 1/3?
If you measure in binary it's the same thing just moved up or down a few years.
When I turned 100000 it was so depressing, but 100001 was much better.
srs: It's just a milestone people expect to have had things done by before they reach. "I want to be married, own a house, have traveled to Mongolia, etc etc, but the time I hit X years".
When I turned 100000 it was so depressing, but 100001 was much better.
srs: It's just a milestone people expect to have had things done by before they reach. "I want to be married, own a house, have traveled to Mongolia, etc etc, but the time I hit X years".
Just be glad you weren't born a tree or common house fly.

Very few people I know are doing much of that. More people trying to buy homes or starting families in 30s or even 40s than earlier. It's just too expensive for a lot of people unless they burn their candles at both ends. Don't tell a Republican that, though. Stuff is trickling down if you can do something to your bootstraps or whatever. A home valued 60k in the 80s worth like 10x that now, but in greater disrepair. Better go out into the sticks where it's slightly cheaper but the schools are underfunded garbo with a gym coach who has very strong opinions about the bible, but will eventually find himself in a Not A Drag Queen meme.pirana6 wrote:
srs: It's just a milestone people expect to have had things done by before they reach. "I want to be married, own a house, have traveled to Mongolia, etc etc, but the time I hit X years".
My dream is to be able to walk to work. Like a Manhattan Drag Queen.

I'm going to tell your students' parents that the WW2 teacher is an aspiring drag queen.
Turned 35. I am in the mid-30s now.
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Any of you cucks getting gray hair? I have some single strands of grey in my beard and hair.

even drooz might have a strand or two.
no grey hairs, no hair loss even.
could never really grow what you'd call a hirsute beard though. my facial hair has 'czech highway bandit' or 'carnival worker of dubious origin and intent' written all over it. i just don't bother.
the lumberjack facial hair revival was the greatest con ever pulled on beauty standards by chinless men. real men have zygomatics and a jawbone.
could never really grow what you'd call a hirsute beard though. my facial hair has 'czech highway bandit' or 'carnival worker of dubious origin and intent' written all over it. i just don't bother.
the lumberjack facial hair revival was the greatest con ever pulled on beauty standards by chinless men. real men have zygomatics and a jawbone.
i think there was a period in the 2000s where that kind of beard was more benign. and people got to enjoy not shaving all the time. now i just associate it with the terminally online manosphere and products-for-your-balls wax merchants. fragrance: tar sap.
I could probably grow a beard, I can't afford the time off work.uziq wrote:
could never really grow what you'd call a hirsute beard though. my facial hair has 'czech highway bandit' or 'carnival worker of dubious origin and intent' written all over it. i just don't bother.
I had 3-4 days of not shaving to kickstart my Movember moustache and I guess it was OK.
That was a thing of wonder, I went for the 'squadron leader' and after a month I'm sure it could have conducted a sortie and shot down a brace of Focke-Wulfs by itself.
One thing I hate is goatees and worse those stupid little chin-tufts.

Do they ever look anything other than stupid?
Goatees look dumb enough from the front, if people could see themselves from the side what would they think?

If I ever have to interact with someone who has one all I can think is "what the fuck are you thinking?"
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Fuck Israel