Die Affen gehen mir an den Arsch!
Well, at least somebody/thing touches your back bro
Well, at least somebody/thing touches your back bro
I was close tho !Sl4y3r wrote:
Die Affen gehen mir an den Arsch!
Well, at least somebody/thing touches your back bro
stuc von shiser
peace of cap?Phantom2828 wrote:
stuc von shiser
Das ist jah Sauerei hier !, der slayer kann doch ganicht deutsch sprechen eh ! wir mussen ihm eine törte(sp) in die eier smeichen ! JAH !
ok that was a retarded line...
ok that was a retarded line...
Das ist ja Sauerei hier, der Totschläger kann doch gar nicht Deutsch sprechen. Wir müssen ihm eine Torte in die Eier schmeißen! Ja!
Why do you want to smash a cake on my balls?
Why do you want to smash a cake on my balls?
I dunno, sounded funnySl4y3r wrote:
Das ist ja Sauerei hier, der Totschläger kann doch gar nicht Deutsch sprechen. Wir müssen ihm eine Torte in die Eier schmeißen! Ja!
Why do you want to smash a cake on my balls?
weirdo
Bekloppter
Bekloppter
Ich bin kein bekloppter. und jetzt stimmt es was ich gesagt habbe !
Spammers...
Alpha ist ein Bekloppter und es stimmt was ich gesagt habe!
Piece of shit. sorry I can't spell it rightI{endo wrote:
peace of cap?Phantom2828 wrote:
stuc von shiser
They're only trying to catch up to youcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Spammers...
Ich brauche das nicht ein zu holen !Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
They're only trying to catch up to youcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Spammers...
(I don't need to catch up/want to)
@CN117: translation for spammers = CyborgNinja117 or Zumüller!
@Phantom: Stück Scheiße
@Fenris: genau! "Sie versuchen nur Dich einzuholen"
@Phantom: Stück Scheiße
@Fenris: genau! "Sie versuchen nur Dich einzuholen"
What's the German for:
I wanna slide my monkey into your chocolate box
Karma for a flawless translation
I wanna slide my monkey into your chocolate box
Karma for a flawless translation
Ich würd gern meinen Affen in Deine Schokokiste rutschen lassen... BUT no one says something like this.
The real translation is more like:
Ich würd Dir gerne den braunen Saloon vergolden!
The real translation is more like:
Ich würd Dir gerne den braunen Saloon vergolden!
slayer he said my monkey , not my monkeys
yes he said my monkey=mein Affe
translation for monkeys=Affen
BUT:I want to do something with my monkey = I will was mit meinem Affen tun
german language difficult language!
translation for monkeys=Affen
BUT:I want to do something with my monkey = I will was mit meinem Affen tun
german language difficult language!
When i was visiting the United States with a friend, we'd always go to fast food restaurants and order like this:
"Ahm, I have a burger with extra gurks (german: gurke=cucumber), extra mustache (mustard) and a big portion of potato-corners (wedges)" or likely.
"Oh, and excuse me, what's the watch?"
When my parents were in the US visiting relatives, after a while my mom starts wondering about everyone saying "you welcome", she was like: "Hey, you do know I'm here for 3 months now already!?" (a little annoyed)
My uncle from Minneapolis is a professional musician, he plays in an orchestra. His instrument is the bassoon. One night at dinner with friends my mom wanted to bring up the topic on his instrument, but didn't know the word bassoon. So she guessed it's like in german: "So, how long have you been playin fagott now?!"
bassoon=fagott in german.
"Ahm, I have a burger with extra gurks (german: gurke=cucumber), extra mustache (mustard) and a big portion of potato-corners (wedges)" or likely.
"Oh, and excuse me, what's the watch?"
When my parents were in the US visiting relatives, after a while my mom starts wondering about everyone saying "you welcome", she was like: "Hey, you do know I'm here for 3 months now already!?" (a little annoyed)
My uncle from Minneapolis is a professional musician, he plays in an orchestra. His instrument is the bassoon. One night at dinner with friends my mom wanted to bring up the topic on his instrument, but didn't know the word bassoon. So she guessed it's like in german: "So, how long have you been playin fagott now?!"
bassoon=fagott in german.
I hope, you guys don´t use your new german knowledge, while visiting germany
keiner von euch kann ein wort deutsch! wenn ihr richtig deutsch sprechen wollt, ihr muesst mit mir reden. diese arschficker denken, sie koennen gut deutsch, aber die stammen nicht von deutschland (wie ich). ich kann euch gut beibringen, wie man RICHTIG einen mensch beleidigen sollte.
ofper - loser/gimp (in english, loser isn't really a very harsh word, but it's german equivalent isn't something to be used lightly - quite an insulting word)
Halt die Fresse, du beschnittene Jung! - Shut the fuck up, you circumcised boy
du magst es im arsch - you like it/take it up the arse (lit - you like it in the arse)
und da gibt's! jetzt koennt ihr viel besser deutsch. hoert nicht slayer zu, er ist ein echtes ofper (scherz)!
Friss mein Arschloch - eat my arsehole (borat anybody lol?)
ofper - loser/gimp (in english, loser isn't really a very harsh word, but it's german equivalent isn't something to be used lightly - quite an insulting word)
Halt die Fresse, du beschnittene Jung! - Shut the fuck up, you circumcised boy
du magst es im arsch - you like it/take it up the arse (lit - you like it in the arse)
und da gibt's! jetzt koennt ihr viel besser deutsch. hoert nicht slayer zu, er ist ein echtes ofper (scherz)!
Friss mein Arschloch - eat my arsehole (borat anybody lol?)
Hau ab.
Von elf Uhr bis zwanzig Uhr sind Scheiβköpfe hier nicht erlaubt.
(Correctly, it should be:)
Von elf Uhr bis zwanzig Uhr sind Kackeköpfe hier nicht erlaubt.
Just kidding, although of course none of you would fit into that category anyway.
Von elf Uhr bis zwanzig Uhr sind Scheiβköpfe hier nicht erlaubt.
(Correctly, it should be:)
Von elf Uhr bis zwanzig Uhr sind Kackeköpfe hier nicht erlaubt.
Just kidding, although of course none of you would fit into that category anyway.
Last edited by some_random_panda (2007-04-13 22:50:45)
nice to know!
Oh mon dieu, j'comprend rien....