l41e
Member
+677|7117

JG1567JG wrote:

Viper007Bond wrote:

I have a NOS button on my keyboard.
Do you have to change your NOS tank out after each use?
I have the same thing as him, it's quite annoying (and expensive) to change out these stupid NOS and NTA tanks. Besides the fact that they're as big as my entire keyboard. On the other hand, it makes great hamster food when I'm done with it, plus it overclocks my keyboard to 15 volts. Which is why I need the NTA tank to cool my keyboard down to keep my fingers from burning off.

I hope you knew that was sarcasm.
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|7186|Riva, MD

Vintageologist wrote:

All what they told you is bullshit. Upon pressing it, your playing framerate (not necessarilly your graphics framerate, that's why you won't notice so much if you don't know what to look at) is DRASTICALLY increased, so you will run, shoot, do everything much faster (excact rate depending on what speed the keyboard is coded).
Ever saw those guys who seem to be at one place and then instantly at another place, on the way killing you? Excatly that feature.
That would be cool.  Strangely I do seem to go a little it faster after I press it, if only for about 10 seconds.  Or it could just be a phsychological thing.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7189|California

L.m.f.a.o
Shadow893
lel
+75|7161|England

stryyker wrote:

i want this thread stickied.
STICKY FTW
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Banned
+630|7113|The Netherlands
no no no, u guys are all wrong, only MS paint can show what the turbo key does!

https://img85.imageshack.us/img85/60/turbokeyboardpo7.jpg
lordgeno
Enemy Bush Spotted!
+18|7182|asshole of the planet, NM, USA
So my ultra expensive, ultra 1337 liquid cooling kit I ordered for my wickedly oc'd keyboard is a piece of shit.  I took it out of the box ( it is a tub like 2.5 feet x 3 feet ) filled it with water like the instructions said.  Then I started a blow dryer like the instructions said... ( 'cause you know, even though it's liquid cooled it still needs air to cool off the liquid).

Then I didn't understand why it said to do this, but I did it any way.  I got in the damn thing... it was nice and warm for a bit. 

The instructions said to start BF2 or similar program, so I did... then it said to drop in the blow dryer.

Next thing I know, I wake up in the hospital trauma center with the damn hot ass nursing staff laughing at me 'cause they're reading the instructions.

Turns out I read it wrong, I wasn't supposed to get in the tub, I was supposed to pour the liquid on my keyboard and case!   It was a COMBO pack, and the blow dryer was used to cool off the liquid. 

*slaps himself for being stupid*  That'll teach me to not read between the lines.

Last edited by lordgeno (2006-07-29 07:54:21)

theknuck
It's pronounced Knuck, like in Knuckle!!
+45|7081|balls
well i put in my order from newegg yesterday.  I thought i better start at 600watt power supply.  if your gonna roll with over 2.0ghz in your hands dont be cheap.  I bought 5 Zalman 13500rpm super dooper fans to help with the air flow and i went with the Zalman water cooler that mounts specifically to the back of the keyboard.  i will pwn with this new set up.  granted im still running 512mb ram, ati 9500pro, but who cares with the added boost thats headed to my doorstep!!!!!
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7118

Best. Thread. Ever.
Anfidurl
Use the bumper, that's what its for!
+103|7062|Lexington, Kentucky

CC-Marley wrote:

Where is the instructions?
What? Since when did men read instructions?!
HaywoodJablowme
Baltimore Blowfish
+46|7049

PaulKersey wrote:

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m229 … IN_2-9.jpg
If your turbo key looks like this everytime you press it local youths will break dance in an effort to keep their local youth center open.  Should be bound to the Ozone and Kelly keys.
Holy lord that's some funny shit..
AllmightyOz
Member
+50|6955|United States - Ohio
turbo key: you hold it down whilst viewing porn making u much much FASTER.
turbo key option 2: makes your fingers uber fast.
turbo key option 3: flushes the toilet.
*Overuse of the turbo key may result in penile trauma*
Viper007Bond
Moderator Emeritus
+236|7274|Portland, OR, USA

JG1567JG wrote:

Viper007Bond wrote:

I have a NOS button on my keyboard.
Do you have to change your NOS tank out after each use?
No, I do it F&F style, i.e. I have NOS hax.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/044900892044e7fc95e599e832a086ae9bcd7efb.png
ShotYourSix
Boldly going nowhere...
+196|7188|Las Vegas

kuntpunch_37 wrote:

one time my roomate accidentally set my keyboard up to 2.45 GHz and it burned his hand so bad he doesn't have fingerprints on his left hand anymore.  so be careful with that shit.
I'm guessing your friend does not have heat spreaders on his keyboard memory.  Many brands of keyboard memory do not use them but they are ESSENTIAL to efficient heat dissapation.  Otherwise, hot spots are created which can be extremely uncomfortable (or even dangerous in your friends case).  This is not much of a problem when running the keyboard memory at stock voltages, but an overclocked keyboard with ramped up voltages can easily exceed the design specs for the unit.



This keyboard was overclocked without proper consideration for heat dissapation which resulted in structural failure and unsightly blemishes.
https://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7903/keyboard3bm4.jpg



This keyboard has been overclocked well beyond it's thermal capabilities and resulted in third degree burns to it's user.  Water or phase change cooling is essential when overclocking the keyboard to such extreme performance levels as this.  After all, what good is an extreme performance keyboard if it's just burned down your house and sent you to the emergency burn unit?
https://img83.imageshack.us/img83/5837/keyboard4dc9.jpg



Another example of blatant disregard for thermal management. People, you simply MUST not ignore the basic principles of keyboard overclocking.  A lack of respect for these basic tenets may well result in damage to you and your equipment.  Caution, safety and common sense must always be present during your quest for performance.  Ultimate gaming performance is simply not worth the loss of a life or appendage.
https://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4060/keyboardmeltjb4.jpg



Here we see a shining example of heat management.  This user has incoporated a very efficient and yet compact phase change cooling unit.  He is reporting steller overclocks of the keyboard as well as superior gaming performance (though we must add, at this time he is still looking for an effective method to combat minor frostbite to the fingertips).  While phase change technology is not quite ready for mainstream use, it is definitely on the horizon for the masses, and once this minor frostbite issue has been addressed we may well begin seeing these high performance keyboards available at our local computer shops.
https://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4838/keyboard5tx5.jpg


Lastly, due to the complexity and expense of phase change cooling solutions at this time, I would have to suggest watercooling as the best thermal management solution due to it's ease of setup and widespread availability.  However, I must emphatically point out that your watercooling solution  MUST be of the closed loop variety. 


As you can see below, earlier attempts at simple tray based watercooling have led to issues which are not compatible with the level of extreme gaming performance we seek.
https://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9434/keyboardchiaix3.jpg
https://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5715/keyboardchia2ol2.jpg


Well, I hope this helps people to realize that while keyboard overclocking is rapidly becoming the choice of serious gamers worldwide, that it is not for everyone and that it does not come without risks.  Please do not attempt this if you have not taken the time to understand the inherent risks involved.  The life you save may be your own.

ShotYourSix.

Last edited by ShotYourSix (2006-07-29 18:34:03)

Viper007Bond
Moderator Emeritus
+236|7274|Portland, OR, USA

ShotYourSix knows his stuff. +1
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lordgeno
Enemy Bush Spotted!
+18|7182|asshole of the planet, NM, USA
ShotYourSix, I should have asked you before I burned the shit out of my hands, then electrocuted myself in the damn tub with the blowdryer!  +1 for you man.
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6860

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

WTF is this thread a joke or what???  1/2 of you seem serious and the other 1/2 seem joking.  Keyboard overclocking... Never heard of it.
It's true.

Ouch.  Just while typing your reply I had to leave and get some ice.  I think I'll buy a fan tomorrow.
montypythizzle
Member
+21|7072
Hey, when I press the turbo key on my computer is pr0n suppose to come up? Eh, must have a virus, or they want me to overclock my penis and burn it up.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7032|British Columbia, Canada

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

WTF is this thread a joke or what???  1/2 of you seem serious and the other 1/2 seem joking.  Keyboard overclocking... Never heard of it.
You've never heard of Keyboard overclocking before?!?

I've got my G15 Pushing 2.4 volts.

I had to completely remove the back panel of my keyboard and add 4 100mm fans to keep it cool.

I don't want it to run too hot, or the paint starts chipping off and can lead to minor burns.
GC_PaNzerFIN
Work and study @ Technical Uni
+528|6883|Finland

A must have for every bf player. (for moments when you get kidnapped ect)
https://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4439/panicbuttongs7.jpg
3930K | H100i | RIVF | 16GB DDR3 | GTX 480 | AX750 | 800D | 512GB SSD | 3TB HDD | Xonar DX | W8
pj666
Member
+16|6835|Sydney, Australia
I keep pressing this Escape key, and it doesn't get me out of here .... wtf!?!!?!

It should pop me straight into Heaven, or Valhalla, or Nirvana shouldn't it?
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7032|British Columbia, Canada

pj666 wrote:

I keep pressing this Escape key, and it doesn't get me out of here .... wtf!?!!?!

It should pop me straight into Heaven, or Valhalla, or Nirvana shouldn't it?
You've got to configure your Keyboard

When you start it up battlefield 2 hold down Alt, K then F4
GC_PaNzerFIN
Work and study @ Technical Uni
+528|6883|Finland

hit the reset button. problem solved
3930K | H100i | RIVF | 16GB DDR3 | GTX 480 | AX750 | 800D | 512GB SSD | 3TB HDD | Xonar DX | W8
<BoTM>J_Aero
Qualified Expert
+62|6934|Melbourne - Home of Football
Here's a new board, made by the 'Optimus' company, marketed for those who want to buy Keyboard that has been factory overclocked already, and is still covered by warranty, something akin to the BFG line of Graphics Cards. It also features buttons that can be customised with displays.

https://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/optimax114.jpg

https://www.gearlive.com/blogimages/optimusoled.jpg

Note the trademarked "Donkey Key", which can be set to direct you to BF2s, or the Democrat party website, for example.
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Banned
+630|7113|The Netherlands

<BoTM>J_Aero wrote:

Here's a new board, made by the 'Optimus' company, marketed for those who want to buy Keyboard that has been factory overclocked already, and is still covered by warranty, something akin to the BFG line of Graphics Cards. It also features buttons that can be customised with displays.

http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/op … max114.jpg

http://www.gearlive.com/blogimages/optimusoled.jpg

Note the trademarked "Donkey Key", which can be set to direct you to BF2s, or the Democrat party website, for example.
i want that keyboard
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
+35|6768

lordgeno wrote:

blisteringsilence wrote:

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:

I haven't seen a Turbo button on anything since the 486 days.
It doubles the voltage to your keyboard, overclocking it to ~4 MHz from the stock 2. Just don't do it too often, or you'll burn out the keyboard.
totally awesome!  I just ordered a liquid cooling kit for mine, OC'd it and it was runnin wicked hot!  Burned my fingers when I touched the keys!
lmfao

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