im confused
its true. w r teh 1337!!cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
canadaz is teh best!
an excavation team in russia found a 2000 year old copper telephone line, so russia had telephone technology 2000 years ago
in USA they found a 3000 year old DSL line, so they had DSL 3000 years ago
in canada they found nothing. so they presumed they had wireless technology 5000 years ago
to americans
-do you like eating fried possum?
-is it necessary to own 17 guns? EACH??
a joke twrds us: the canadian army is so underfunded that each soldier is issued 1 sneaker, 1 combat boot, and a stick.
we sneak up on the enemy with the sneaker, we hit them over the head with the stick, and then we kick em in the ass with the boot
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Then Cuba will be the 52nd. Mmmmmm cigars. FINALLY!Skruples wrote:
Canada is the 51st state. They just don't know it yet.
Calling all Canadians? Does Oregon count? After all, according to Steven Colbert...its Californias Canada . Oregonians shouldnt be excluded lol
where in british columbia??LT.Victim wrote:
I know a joke.. Bush..
vancouver here...
-yes, atleast when i was in schoolTrigger_Happy_92 wrote:
- do u take the dogsled to school?
- is it snowing right now?
- do u live in an igloo?
-do u have a pet polar bear?
- did u get the internet this year?
-no, but the forcast calls for snow tomorrow
-only when its really really cold outside
-no, mine died when i was 12
-no, but i did just get high speed internet
Vive le Québec
frieded is the only waiey tuh eet them thar lil boogers, carefoolll, thems feisty crittersdestruktion_6143 wrote:
to americans
-do you like eating fried possum?
-is it necessary to own 17 guns? EACH??
P
ricker mercer ladies and gentlemen
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid= … ick+mercer
A Full Special
http://www.youtube.com/results?search=r … rch=Search
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid= … ick+mercer
A Full Special
http://www.youtube.com/results?search=r … rch=Search
mmmmmm... caribou... *drool* oh wait a sec, mmmmmm... Caribou filled Timbits... *drool* there, that's better. Those timbits beat the shit out of KrappyKrumbs any day!gburndred wrote:
Americans think that we should kill the caribou with timbits(the old fashion way). If you haven't been to tim hortons then you don't know the irony of this joke.
You mean he's not poutine? Maybe Bush was just hungrygburndred wrote:
And bush thought that our old prime ministers name was john poutine, hmm what else, oh yeah, we call our 5$ bill a woody, and we finally legalized staplers
And let's not forget the looney and the tooney. Where else can a fistful of ducks and polar bears get you a steamy plate full of yummy cheese curd fries and gravy?
mmmmmm... caribou filled timbits with gravy... *heaven*
we are though you guys are dumb ppl when i comes to everything.... LMAOcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
and they think their better than americaSkruples wrote:
Canada is the 51st state. They just don't know it yet.
-Democrcy
---------------WE ARE JUST THE PERFECT ORGANIZED COUNTRY-------------------- lol cant think of anything right now its late....
check out rick mercer in my other post
+1 for all my canadian friends
Wheres my Karma? Im Canadian
I live in Ottawa.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
hmm..... nope your american
My BF2 profile says im US, but Im Canadian
I live just north of Toronto (the capital of Canada )
Who here lives near Toronto??
Who here lives near Toronto??
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Coquitlamikillyou9090 wrote:
where in british columbia??LT.Victim wrote:
I know a joke.. Bush..
vancouver here...
Canada is trouble
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/345 … oplay=true
(i think Canada is the better part of north America)
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/345 … oplay=true
(i think Canada is the better part of north America)
that cunt needs to have a giant canadian moose dick shoved up her ass, ALLOWED to exist on the same continent?
where is she going to go when the bombs hit?
as far fuckin north as possible,but guess what?
we have a no douchebag policy.
where is she going to go when the bombs hit?
as far fuckin north as possible,but guess what?
we have a no douchebag policy.
well america can invade canada any time and crush canada in a matter of months...Hyper wrote:
that cunt needs to have a giant canadian moose dick shoved up her ass, ALLOWED to exist on the same continent?
where is she going to go when the bombs hit?
as far fuckin north as possible,but guess what?
we have a no douchebag policy.
Sorry, I misunderstood the thread topic. LOL
I'm curious...and the US would attack Canada because?
I understand that the rest of the world thinks that we're a bunch of egotistical imperialists, which we are, but I mean really, what do we want with Canada?
OK, I thought of one...when global warming makes the US uninhabitable, then we will attack. Did I just give away the plan?
I'm curious...and the US would attack Canada because?
I understand that the rest of the world thinks that we're a bunch of egotistical imperialists, which we are, but I mean really, what do we want with Canada?
OK, I thought of one...when global warming makes the US uninhabitable, then we will attack. Did I just give away the plan?
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