Blizzard36
Modified Luck Soldier
+10|7015|Grand Forks, ND
Most unusuall:  I was on the mountains to the S of the Small Airfield flag on Cleansweep as a enemy squad drove up in a FAV.  I sniped the gunner while they were still moving, then the other 2 hopped out, killed the squad leader on the run, and shot the last guy in the chest but he got into the sand bagged area.  At this point I get up and start sprinting down the mountain to try and stop him.  He gets it nuetral before I get there (hey, I was a ways away) and I chuck a handgrenade into the sandbags to hopefully kill him as I know he's wounded.  As it's in flight he stands up to shoot at me and takes it in the face.

I just wish I coulda seen it from his side.  *whap* You've been Critically Wounded! *Boom*  You've been killed!


Funniest Kill: I was commanding as US on Sharqi and had been artying the Helo spawn once it had been shot down to try and deny the enemy that asset, and had been doing well.  Since it respawns just a little faster than the arty recycles I was trying to figure out what else I could do to slow it down, cartillery doesn't quite kill it and a good pilot can shake it off when they take off.

Luckily the enemy team and one of my Spec Ops boys decided to help me at this point.

A second squad had startd spawning to compete for the Mi-28 should it live when my Spec Ops guy got down there in a stolen Vodnik.  He killed the 2 crews waiting there but was gunned down by the enemy commander before he could get to the chopper.  (The enemy commander had been down there the whole time but staying just out of the arty spread)  So, when they resawned one of the crews set down mines at the helipad in case the guy tried another runs straight to the helo.

So, I dropped a car on the group of mines, which both crews were in range of.  Blew up all 4 mines, the helo, and all 5 people and they counted as TK's for the minelayer getting him auto kicked.

Funniest Death: I was playing China on Wake and the US had taken South Base, so I drove my squad over there in a FAV to take it back.  We nuetralized it but I was the only one left alive and had gone through a lot of health and ammo taking out the first defenders.  So I requested some supplies from my commander, which he dropped.

I immediately noticed from the placement that they were just a little to far east.  While I was grumbling about that a F-35 flew down the Island from bombing the Airfield on the way back to the carrier, and ran into the supply box.  His wreckage then sailed over me and ran into the Cobra which I hadn't seen coming in to the west of me (presumably on the way to kill me and recap the sapwn).  The corba's wrackage than landed on me, so the string looked like this:

F-35[is no more]
F-35[TK]ChopperPilot
F-35[TK]ChopperGunner
F-35[kills]blizzard36
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|7073|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA
shot a random tow from factory towards train accident on karkand and owned a guy, same thing on 64 dragon except i fired a HJ-8 at the carrier and slaughtered a cobra
major
Member
+14|6959
There was about 2 tickets left on karkand and I was at suburbs and I shot a gernade launcher to the square and killed a guy.
The_Mob_Returns
Member
+72|7200|Indianapolis, IN
My best spree.
I killed the same guy with cartillery 16 times in a row in one round. 
crotchlemur
Member
+8|7163|The Lemur's Den
Strangest kill:  Gulf of Oman:  I'm playing engineer and make it to the beach to find an attack chopper flying just overhead.  I take a random shot at it with my jackhammer and it explodes.  I got two kills and was scratching my head wondering how I did all that damage at that range with that gun.

Funniest death:  Zatar Wetlands:  playing AT and calling for supplies because I ran out of rockets.  Called three or four times.  I was taking out armor and jeeps coming from the central flag.  I was taking them out from on the oil rig or hiding in the small cluster of rocks on the south side of the bridge.  While I was hiding in the rocks I suddenly got squashed by a crate dropped by my commander.  I laughed so hard!  He realized what had happened and apologized.  All I could do was commend him on the great shot!  I should have taken a screen shot of the crate with my body under it tucked away in the rocks. 
maestrium
Member
+13|6963|Arizona
Coolest Kill: (Wake) I was flying in a J-10 and was about 400km up in the air heading down straight at the North Base. Since I didn't see any targets on the ground, I just started shooting up the place with MG fire, ended up killing about 3 people from random firing 300-400km up in a J-10.

Worst Death: (Karkand) I was playing Single Player, just to own some bots, and I was over behind Market a bit owning the bots with my M16, when out of no where, I died. I looked up to see who killed me with what and I got a suprise.

http://nuyata.com/bf2/screen015.jpg

Another Death: I was playing Karkand and when I was camping the catwalk of Factory, an enemy from below ran out of ammo and threw a smoke to gain some time to reload, well, good news for the enemy!

http://nuyata.com/bf2/screen018.jpg
TuataraDude
Member
+115|7001|Aotearoa
I was gunner in a helo on Wake. We see one of the enemy parachuting and rather than waste ammo, the pilot decided to fly right into him. We hit him and blow up. When we asked what happened he told us he pulled a mine out and was holding onto that when we hit him.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|7005|Singapore
i killed a J-10 with my F-35B
Graphic
Real Horrorshow
+24|6974|Nevada
Tonight I managed to PKM the pilot of a Black Hawk from behind.  I also pistoled someone while coming down in a parachute.
(US)THE.DEVILS.HITMAN
Member
+88|7022|Boise, Idaho

sgt.sonner wrote:

I once killed a guy with the PKM..
lol
PAS Bknife
Member
+2|6964|NJ
me and this other guy were waiting for a helo. he was medic so throws a medic bag at me. i'm was sniper, and wanted to throw something too. so i put out my claymore. later the helo spawns and explodes right away. i got a tk.
AK5489
Member
+16|6986|US
i somehow managed to kill someone with rpg7 while i was engineer on warlord
Graphic
Real Horrorshow
+24|6974|Nevada

PAS Bknife wrote:

i'm was sniper, and wanted to throw something too.
aww how cute
AK5489
Member
+16|6986|US

TuataraDude wrote:

I was gunner in a helo on Wake. We see one of the enemy parachuting and rather than waste ammo, the pilot decided to fly right into him. We hit him and blow up. When we asked what happened he told us he pulled a mine out and was holding onto that when we hit him.
thats fuckin baller
Axon
Jet Whore
+107|6976
Killed a J-10 when i was parachuting, he just crashed into me and booom, but I had 3 bars of health left
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|7043|Area 51
-Once i flew an su30 and got REALLY close to an f15 so that its afterburners killed me in the cockpit
I'm not the first to say that people are ttelling lies but this is bs, cuz I poked my head (in BF2) into a F35b taking off with its afterburners on and not being killed
CO05
Member
+3|7003
I've done this many a time. I would run to some location on the map to find an enemy Support in prone and taking shots at me. At that point I bust out my hoppity dance and jump all over the place until I make my way toward him. Right about now I land on top of him and unload some lead into his back.

Another time, it was in some map. I'm not too sure which but I think it was Kubra Dam or Dalian Plant. I had just spawned as Spec Ops at our airfield and out of the corner of my eye I see an enemy running toward our jets. That bastard, I wasn't having any of that bullshit. Luckily I was close enough to make it to the plane. I threw a C4 or 2 on the plane and stepped back. Just for fun, I allowed him to take off. He was banking left to head toward the action when I pushed that button and saw his plane blow into smithereens.
elmo1337
Banned
+186|7037|The real world
I was on my heliwhoring account on wake, I had only one normal missile left, shot I shot it randomly to empty my clip, see a smoking helicopter coming my way, boom 2 kill, most lucky kill ive ever had
hilltop2bit
Member
+9|7055|Doctor Evils Lair, Near You!

Ganko_06 wrote:

Hit a guy in the head with a grenade. Must have barely had one bar of heath.  I fell out of my chair laughing so hard.
Very similar thing happened to me on Wake Island at Airfield.......me throwing around some grenades to keep flag and enemy pops around corner and PING the grenade hits him on head and BOOOOMMM. off goes the head and 1+ Kill for Me.................Hilltop2bit and the Green Monkeys wish all fun and BF2 playfun
Krappyappy
'twice cooked beef!'
+111|7298
i roadkilled a guy in a jet once, he was on my airstrip and i came in low to re-arm.

and knocked a plane out of the sky with artillery, which does happen every once in a while... so it's not really rare. 

Last edited by Krappyappy (2006-07-31 06:27:46)

Sir Killa4live
Member
+12|7125
Jetski , Flying tino mudhill near waterway, flying over bar, killingguy in TOW. Goddammit, both of us are still laughing!
Zodiaccup
Member
+42|7024
I destroyed a Mi-28 with a M-95.
I was on the hill close to the tv-station and was lookin on some enemys in front of me.
Then i heard the helicopter and looked up, he was already smoking.
Tried to aim for the Pilot and this was the result:

http://img434.imageshack.us/my.php?imag … 090to2.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7152|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I hit someone with a nade and killed them (thats frequent now, me and them) then a few days later after reading something here I accidentally managed to kill someone with a smoke grenade, they have to have 1 bar left.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7152|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Zodiaccup wrote:

I destroyed a Mi-28 with a M-95.
I was on the hill close to the tv-station and was lookin on some enemys in front of me.
Then i heard the helicopter and looked up, he was already smoking.
Tried to aim for the Pilot and this was the result:

http://img434.imageshack.us/my.php?imag … 090to2.jpg
Nice, I would love to do that.
_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
Big Mouth Prick
+219|7009|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
Strike at Karkand

There was 1 MEC Sniper left and we surrounded him with a M1A2 and a HMMWV. I was the HMMWV and a friend was the M1A2. I rammed the sniper with FULL speed and the Sniper bounced against the tank and he had little health left i guess and he shot him with the main gun of the M1A2 blasting him into the skie.

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