MadKatter wrote:
This thread makes me laugh. Very few of you realize he's starting commotion on purpose.
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Joke or no joke,threads like these have been done before.
I remember not too long ago fancy_polux did the exact thing.It's getting boring now.
I remember not too long ago fancy_polux did the exact thing.It's getting boring now.
Don't you understand that you're wrong? No, but then we knew that already; end of discussion as far as you're concerned.VeNg3nCe^ wrote:
Don't you guys understand that he is right? (besides maybe the macro part, I think its harder to play with them)
The end goal is winning at any cost is it? Well let me make a little promise to you, I'll check back here in about three months slap 'em on the table and we'll do some measuring, okay?
Hey, hang on a second; there's a big difference between deliberate TKs for 'fun', personal gain or whatever and the accidents. Deliberate TKs for revenge or because someone did something to really tick you off are also excepted IMB.ZCor3x wrote:
99.9% of BF2 tk, one way or another. Now, open your fucking eyes and read.
That's one way of looking at it. It excuses constant arrogant self-aggrandizing and a complete unwillingness to look facts square in the face in what way exactly?Defiance wrote:
You know what Nyte has? High self esteem.
Maybe.Defiance wrote:
You know what the majority of posters in this thread have?
Either:
1) No sense of humour what so ever.
Again, perhaps; but you're making a big presumption here.Defiance wrote:
2) Jealousy.
You know that's sad, the people whose e-penis size is dependent on things like that.ZCor3x wrote:
Then again, I could tone down the flaming, then I wouldn't have a giant sized epenis...
Take mine for instance, I could show it to you but I'd have to get you to step way back first because it has nothing whatsoever to do with how good I am at a game or how much I can tick someone else off.
You know I was going to post that to be fair he does have 3.7 times your hours in so you have to compare a little more carefully but no, you're bloody right! You go dude.Ilocano wrote:
Some people just spend way too much time on BF2, like this ZCor3x guy.
His comment above does explain his stats:
Kicked & Banned 155 / 9
Team: Kills, Damage, & Vehicle Damage 3228 / 1682 / 1191
And here's mine to compare:
Kicked & Banned 4 / 0
Team: Kills, Damage, & Vehicle Damage 263 / 177 / 97
About kicks though: remember they also record being ejected for high ping, which most of mine are for.
"For the love of Nyte" Someone please kick this guy in the sack. This makes me giggle
It isn't like that though. He proves several points with the purpose of his thread. The tactics he talks about work, but are frowned upon. Therefore people get very upset about everything, which is what he wants.usmarine2005 wrote:
bubbass : Yeah, but he's not the only one with that mentality. You'll have morons where ever you go, but Nyte just knows how to push peoples buttons here. I give him credit for it. Like I said before, it's great entertainment.
I didn't know the purpose of this forum was to push peoples buttons. If I made a thread just to piss people off it would be closed, yet here we are.
So, I've been quoted and flamed as I've been gone, I'm to lazy to quote them so I'll go down the line.
@llocowhatever - Kicked and banned? Try high ping for most of the kicks/dumb reasons, look at the picture posts. (alot of people are kicked for dumb reasons.) I've been banned from about 7 servers for being too good, and I probably have about 1000 hours over you. (more time to be kicked/banned) Sorry, you lose.
EDIT: Teamkills, Teamdamage, Vehicle - Jets, people standing infront, accidentally shooting teammates on ground, grenades.. I probably have about 100 intentional teamkills out of the 3000 I have. That's when I STARTED BF2, about a year ago.
@defiance - don't know whether to laugh at your post or what, whatever, don't know where your coming from.
@bubbass - didn't try and "tick you off" but if you want me to, I could.
@tod_angelo - thanks, I guess?
@R3v0lut10n or whatever. - Don't quote me, thanks. Coherently or not, my point is understandable.
Yes, I run in the special olympics.
Also, I don't tk for anything. I just think that tking SOMETIMES for GOOD reasons (to help the team) are ok.
I'm done with this post. I don't need to explain myself.
@llocowhatever - Kicked and banned? Try high ping for most of the kicks/dumb reasons, look at the picture posts. (alot of people are kicked for dumb reasons.) I've been banned from about 7 servers for being too good, and I probably have about 1000 hours over you. (more time to be kicked/banned) Sorry, you lose.
EDIT: Teamkills, Teamdamage, Vehicle - Jets, people standing infront, accidentally shooting teammates on ground, grenades.. I probably have about 100 intentional teamkills out of the 3000 I have. That's when I STARTED BF2, about a year ago.
@defiance - don't know whether to laugh at your post or what, whatever, don't know where your coming from.
@bubbass - didn't try and "tick you off" but if you want me to, I could.
@tod_angelo - thanks, I guess?
@R3v0lut10n or whatever. - Don't quote me, thanks. Coherently or not, my point is understandable.
Yes, I run in the special olympics.
Also, I don't tk for anything. I just think that tking SOMETIMES for GOOD reasons (to help the team) are ok.
I'm done with this post. I don't need to explain myself.
Last edited by ZCor3x (2006-08-02 16:20:10)
He doesn't prove any points. All of his "ideas" are the reasons people hate players like him. Some people would love to play the game the way we beleive it was meant to, not prone spam, TK, and bunny hop like a bunch of stat addicted retards.bubbass wrote:
It isn't like that though. He proves several points with the purpose of his thread. The tactics he talks about work, but are frowned upon. Therefore people get very upset about everything, which is what he wants.usmarine2005 wrote:
bubbass : Yeah, but he's not the only one with that mentality. You'll have morons where ever you go, but Nyte just knows how to push peoples buttons here. I give him credit for it. Like I said before, it's great entertainment.
I didn't know the purpose of this forum was to push peoples buttons. If I made a thread just to piss people off it would be closed, yet here we are.
no...... you failNyte wrote:
This is just a rehash of older posts.
How to get amazing at TV guided missiles, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map one of your keyboard keys to helicopter "shoot".
3) Map another one of your keyboard keys to "alternate fire".
3) Map a G key to the following sequence:
F2, alternate fire key, shoot shoot shoot shoot (just record "shoot" for roughly 4 seconds), F1
4) So anytime you are solo choppering, just hit the G key and aim with your mouse. When you destroy your target, the macro will switch you back into the pilot seat.
5) The beauty of this macro setup is that it will also work if you are in the gunner position with a pilot, the F2 and F1 commands will have no effect.
How to dolphin-dive/bunny-hop forever, the MACRO way:
1) Get a Logitech G15.
2) Map a G key to the following sequence:
Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone, (repeat the sequence Prone, Crouch, Jump, Prone, Prone for as long as you want).
3) When in doubt, tap this G key and you will be doing the Volx dance for the next X amount of seconds. Downside is that you can't stop it.
4) You can get creative with this and do the following (which I do in 1on1 hot situations where I have a pistol and the enemy has a DAO-12 etc):
Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch, Prone, Crouch etc (I currently have this setup for 5 second intervals).
How to win on the following maps almost all the time (At the start of the next round)?
Wake Island 2007 (USMC), Zatar Wetlands, Operation Clean Sweep (USMC), Daqing Oilfields, Dalian Plant, Kubra Dam, Fushe Pass (Full size map version), Taraba Quarry, Operation Smoke Screen, Operation Road Rage
1) Spawn at airfield as Sniper with M95.
2) Rush for the jet.
3) If another kid gets in, TK him with M95.
4) While in jet waiting for it to warm up, create a squad and invite all non-kids in there.
5) Use VoIP and tell them you are doing a "jet drop".
6) Depending on the map, fly to an important flagpoint and bail out.
7) If you invited the right people, then there should be 6 guys on that flagpoint now.
8) Start a Vote kick on the kid that got TK'd just to piss him/her off more.
How to not suck?
1) Don't play this game seriously.
2) Play it for recreational purposes.
3) If you join a squad and start hearing things over VoIP like "ok, advance on me", "cover my position", "check those corners", "I'm flashbanging this room, clear out", "Hold on, reloading, suppress the enemy with cover fire", it's time to leave the squad and switch teams. Why? Squads that operate like this ALWAYS FAIL. This is Battlefield 2, not Rainbow Six.
4) What should VoIP be used for? The following things are acceptable:
"defend flag X"
"spawn as AT at X to take out that armor"
"dont revive me, theres a tank next to my body"
"TK that gunner/pilot out of that chopper since he is acting stupid"
"lets go cap flag X"
"we need medic spawns now, tickets getting too close"
etc etc.
5) PLEASE for the love of Nyte, do NOT say "I'm flashbanging this room, clear out". In the time you say that, you'll already be dead and your flashbang will drop to the ground and it will blind me and the enemy kills me too. GG.
6) And PLEASE do NOT say "check those corners", that just sounds so stupid. If you want to say that kind of crap, GO PLAY RAINBOW SIX/GHOST RECON etc.
I agree 100% with what you're saying, but it's hard to organize any teamwork with a bunch of pubbers. There's always 2 sides to a story, and we're both on the opposite. But I don't want to start any beef with you over this. We've made our points about this and they have their pros and cons.usmarine2005 wrote:
He doesn't prove any points. All of his "ideas" are the reasons people hate players like him. Some people would love to play the game the way we beleive it was meant to, not prone spam, TK, and bunny hop like a bunch of stat addicted retards.bubbass wrote:
It isn't like that though. He proves several points with the purpose of his thread. The tactics he talks about work, but are frowned upon. Therefore people get very upset about everything, which is what he wants.usmarine2005 wrote:
bubbass : Yeah, but he's not the only one with that mentality. You'll have morons where ever you go, but Nyte just knows how to push peoples buttons here. I give him credit for it. Like I said before, it's great entertainment.
I didn't know the purpose of this forum was to push peoples buttons. If I made a thread just to piss people off it would be closed, yet here we are.
i think he made the thread for effect, because i dont think those would even work.
NOOB
NOOB
For a guy who believes in TKing for jets to do a "jet drop" strategy, I sure have a LOT less TK's than the ones that told me to fuck off. You know what that means? OWNED.
The replies in this thread have already proved the title of my topic.
(Oh, for the people that can't get the macros to work, record INGAME using the MR key)
People take this game too seriously.
The replies in this thread have already proved the title of my topic.
(Oh, for the people that can't get the macros to work, record INGAME using the MR key)
People take this game too seriously.
Alpha as fuck.
Or maybe people like playing a military style game with some sense of realism. We are not all kids you know. Some of us were actually in the military, or combat for that matter, and enjoy bringing some realism to the game.Nyte wrote:
People take this game too seriously.
some people.. like usmarine2005 here..usmarine2005 wrote:
Or maybe people like playing a military style game with some sense of realism. We are not all kids you know. Some of us were actually in the military, or combat for that matter, and enjoy bringing some realism to the game.Nyte wrote:
People take this game too seriously.
who.. funnily enough.. is a U.S. Marine..
funny that.. isn't it kids?
OK, I'll give you the Kick/Ban issue. What with high ping and all. Plenty of servers in my area, so no worries on high ping for me.ZCor3x wrote:
So, I've been quoted and flamed as I've been gone, I'm to lazy to quote them so I'll go down the line.
@llocowhatever - Kicked and banned? Try high ping for most of the kicks/dumb reasons, look at the picture posts. (alot of people are kicked for dumb reasons.) I've been banned from about 7 servers for being too good, and I probably have about 1000 hours over you. (more time to be kicked/banned) Sorry, you lose.
EDIT: Teamkills, Teamdamage, Vehicle - Jets, people standing infront, accidentally shooting teammates on ground, grenades.. I probably have about 100 intentional teamkills out of the 3000 I have. That's when I STARTED BF2, about a year ago.
My main point was your 99.9% tk comment. 100 intentional teamkills is still 100 intentional teamkills. So a noob gets the plane or chopper for a minute, big deal. So you lose one round. big deal. It's only a game. Are you going to revenge TK if someone better than you TK's you?
I'm not even gonna go on about the flyboys who bomb away and disregard nearby friendlies. Or only throwing grenades when friendlies are not in the target vicinity. But hey, everyone has there play style...
Last edited by Ilocano (2006-08-02 17:32:22)
I have 1 thing to say Nyte..........Hook, Line and Sinker. +1
For the rest of you.........Loosen the Fuck up.
For the rest of you.........Loosen the Fuck up.
See sig.
Yeah,some of us actually prefer enemies who kill us/get killed by us with skill,and I'm talking about a skill which is kinda like how you would act in a real situation,not some gay spastic prone/crouch dance.usmarine2005 wrote:
Or maybe people like playing a military style game with some sense of realism. We are not all kids you know.Nyte wrote:
People take this game too seriously.
If all the noobs who think Nyte is something special( yeah,special ed,the short bus) actually followed these "tips" BF2 would become a world of spastic crouch-prone-dancers and people who "just" tk for the jet because they wanna "jetdrop"(Yeah,right.. )
Not that it isn't already the case on some servers,but actually posting such lame ass stuff (Buy a G15 and act like an asshole,make the game a parody of a FPS,or what?) just deserves the asshat-of-the-week-crown.
JOKING!!!!!!!!usmarine2005 wrote:
Horrible advice. It's asshat shit like this that ruins the game.
he is right about using the F35B to cap the first flag on wake though.. this plane simply cant do anything unless USMC have control of the airfield..
lol, nice sig..SargeV1.4 wrote:
See sig.
LAWL!!! I REMEMBER THAT JOKE FROM 5th GRADE TOO!!!!Mj.Blindfisch wrote:
If all the noobs who think Nyte is something special( yeah,special ed,the short bus)
You guys need to lighten up. Do you honestly think that a new player is going to come in this thread and follow his advice? Who cares.
QFTMj.Blindfisch wrote:
Yeah,some of us actually prefer enemies who kill us/get killed by us with skill,and I'm talking about a skill which is kinda like how you would act in a real situation,not some gay spastic prone/crouch dance.usmarine2005 wrote:
Or maybe people like playing a military style game with some sense of realism. We are not all kids you know.Nyte wrote:
People take this game too seriously.
If all the noobs who think Nyte is something special( yeah,special ed,the short bus) actually followed these "tips" BF2 would become a world of spastic crouch-prone-dancers and people who "just" tk for the jet because they wanna "jetdrop"(Yeah,right.. )
Not that it isn't already the case on some servers,but actually posting such lame ass stuff (Buy a G15 and act like an asshole,make the game a parody of a FPS,or what?) just deserves the asshat-of-the-week-crown.
Made me laugh though
Fair enough, but this is a game. And this is a forum about said game. Nyte can screw around, Nyte can have fun and so can some other people but the majority these days can't take a joke.Todd_Angelo wrote:
That's one way of looking at it. It excuses constant arrogant self-aggrandizing and a complete unwillingness to look facts square in the face in what way exactly?Defiance wrote:
You know what Nyte has? High self esteem.
What facts do you want him to take? That he's not the best? Of course not, I consider the man (or woman ) who can consistently make 500 meter headshots moving or not the best sniper in the game. They may exist and they may not, but some people are damn close to being that.
If nyte says he's the best, so what? It's not personally attacking you and you should learn to take a joke. People screw around.
However irratating it may be to you, go outside. Ride a bike, read a book. Calm down, and ignore it from then on. You have that choice and you don't need to attempt to belittle and flame someone else because you made the wrong decision.
Right, I am because I am sadly unable to read the minds of everyone on here and tell you their current emotions.Todd_Angelo wrote:
Maybe.Defiance wrote:
You know what the majority of posters in this thread have?
Either:
1) No sense of humour what so ever.Again, perhaps; but you're making a big presumption here.Defiance wrote:
2) Jealousy.
But may angry would fit nicely in that list. Refer to my last sentence above.
If I'm pissed off, maybe I'm tired and having a rough time in BF2 (nobody wants to lose to a bunch of flyboys in j-10s) I go outside and practice bunny hopping on my bike, or go look for a decent trail.
By the time I get back I'm either feeling much better or recovering from dehydration due to forgetting my water bottle on a long ride I don't like the latter.
C'mon guys, this is pointless.
LMAO Nice one
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