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I Was Searching the Net and Found this I dont know if anyone had posted this before
But Here We Go...

How Do You Know When You Play BF2 Too Much...

theses were from bf2 offical messageboards from "dbddeath"

1)When your stuck in traffic and you try and call in artillery.

2)When someone gets hurt and you throw the first aid kit at them.

3) When you goto a restruant and give your order and then say"why give an order you wont listen anyway"

4)When you see a jet flying and think "I would shoot at it but AA does not work anyway."

5) When your car is running low of gas and you try and call for supply drop.

6) when your working on your car and start screaming you didnt get a repair point.

7)When your crossing a bridge and think how much C4 you need to blow it up.

8)When you hear a car backfire and you thing "damn spawn campers"

9)when you see a car drive by and you say "I knew I should have gone anti- tank"

10)when you lose your keys and want to call for a UAV

lol and these from same boards by "mcdokata"

You see a Duffle bag in the store and you wonder what Kit it's for.

You keep looking for Red Dots on you car's GPS system.

You jump in the passanger seat of a stranger's car and screem; Go, Go, Go!!

You drive by the Airport and start looking for a hole in the fence so you and camp the planes.

You don't get any work done because you spend all day thinking of "you know you play BF2 too much when" items.

You see someone walking on the side of the road and think; "I don't see a Blue Name above his head, I'm gonna hit him."

and now for a few good one from the members from good old ~SpM~

u know u play bf2 too much when....

the t.v remote resembles the c4 detonator.
u check for claymores when u put the bin out.
the bus leaves the stop without you and u start shooting at it.
your a passanger in a car and waiting for the "tone" to jump out.
your g/f says "u and me" and u hear UAV?
your car is full and u say "stand on the bonnet"
you think your allowed to use the shockpaddles next to granadmas bed.
you see birds fly from a tree and think theres a sniper over there.
you get hit by a car and try to punish - lols
when your mate runs over a cat and u expect an assist point.
when hes hits the 5th one u ask if he got his badge yet.
mavrick 3399
EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING
+102|7020|Doncaster UK
this has been done here use search!
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7288|NÃ¥rvei

Nevertheless it still makes me laugh
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_-_911_-_180891
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+540|6981|Shanghai, ethnicity=German
Sorry forgot the search sorry
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7198|California

when you realize you play too much
Crypto_420
Member
+25|7321|Portland
when you drive by a construction site and you find your self gayzing at the top of a craine, looking for snipers.
Emil
Teh strogg!
+205|6957|Trondheim, Norway
lol! 
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7194
when you relise every1 is telling you to search
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ErikT92
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+19|6956|Norway
hahahahaha, nice one!!!
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|7005|Singapore
you play BF2 too much when you failed to used the serch
AH1Z SOCOM GHOST
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+32|7122|Minnesota
Done before or not its still funny!
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7216|The Hague, Netherlands

please use the search function for this, been posted before.
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