TheArmadillo
Member
+11|6942
i've been combing this forum and i've noticed one constant, one truth if you would say...

all the little whiney people on here are hinting at this "improvement", they just dont wnat to come out and say it... its obvious by the genius that wants jets to land to rearm and repair, and by the other genius who wants C4 to be placed instead of thrown...  the improvement is simple...  infantry only, pistols only, no jumping or running.  come on now? doesnt that make PERFECT sense?  it seems that whenever anyone uses a weapon and kills you, they're using a "noob gun" or they're using a "noob tactic", so doesnt it make sense to make everyone have the same exact things?  if there's no jumping then no one will be able to run then they cant dodge your bullets just like you cant dodge theirs, this would make the playing field SOOO even! 

/sarcasm.

yall need to stop whining about how there are "noob tactics" like spawn killing in the jets, ya know what i do when im getting spawn killed by a jet?  i get out of the darn spawn.  if the other team has all flags you haul butt out of the spawn and get to an AA that the jet isnt expecting you to be on, or you go to his main and eryx him out of the sky when he's rearming, then someone from your team gets in your own teams jet and starts spawn killing him so he knows what it feels like. 

(i personally like that solution because last night this Colonel on BF2S's server decided he wanted to spawn kill us, he was a BF2S guy too... well he made the mistake of spawn killing me for about 10 lives, well i asked him why he was doing it and he said "i just like pwning noobs", well i finally got the SU airbourne and shot his butt down.  then i proceeded to spawn kill him to return the favor and the cocky Colonel tleft the server in shame. humiliation is a wonderful thing.)

in short:  the #1 way to improve BF2?  STOP WHINING ABOUT IT.  im sick of hearing people whine! "you noob!", "omg you hack!", "stop spawn killing!", "omg im going to get teh admin on you", "you dont have skills! you're just a noob!"  call them a real insult like a wanker or something then go and kill them and return the favor! run them over with a dam car or something, becasue really?

what is having skill at BF2?  sniping someone from a chopper? nope. thats a noob tactic. how about running between hostile tanks and APC's repariing each other on Karkand and C4'ing them all? nope, thats a noob tactic.  what about helping your team win the round by piloting an attack chopper and removing armor? nope, you're just chopper whoring.  its clear that there is no definiton of "skills" so stop calling for an end to "noob tactics" and start getting revenge.

/rant
rez0nance
Member
+1|6964|Miami, FL, USA
Great post, if I had any karma to give, I'd +1...
FrankieSpankie3388
Hockey Nut
+243|7003|Boston, MA
Thank you! Somebody with common sense! The point is no matter what you do, people will keep doing things they're own way, and the best thing you can do is destroy them at their own game. I was playing last night and the enemy jet was bombing the hell out of us, so what did I do? I hopped in a jet and destroyed him every time he got in the air. The thing is most bombers suck at actually dogfighting and if you've played enough Ace Combat like I, then you wouldn't have a problem just raping these bastards.

I'll even admit it, I do things to piss people off sometimes. Last night I was flying the chopper and started dogfighting with the other heli. I got close and past him and couldn't find him. I was just spinning around flying in circles so he couldn't destroy me while I was still looking for him and I ended up flying into him by accident. He just went on and on about how I was a "noob." I just ended up spending the whole round trying to ram him in a heli. I hate whiners and when you call me a noob because I killed you, you just painted a big fat target on yourself. And I'm sure most other players are like this. That is why this is the perfect post. The other perfect thing is that this could actually happen since DICE has no involvement over it!
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7070|Seattle

I still wish we could lean around corners instead of puting our whole body out for everyone to shoot at.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7100|UK

rez0nance wrote:

Great post, if I had any karma to give, I'd +1...
ditto

King_County_Downy wrote:

I still wish we could lean around corners instead of puting our whole body out for everyone to shoot at.
ditto
jord
Member
+2,382|7151|The North, beyond the wall.
I think the only none "cheap" way to kill someone now is to stand still,in the middle of a road,and pistol somebody.
Darth_Rambo
Member
+22|7180|Raleigh, NC
If your being spawned killed, then just switch spawn points or don't spawn at all!
M1-Lightning
Jeepers Creepers
+136|7204|Peoria, Illinois

King_County_Downy wrote:

I still wish we could lean around corners instead of puting our whole body out for everyone to shoot at.
We'll never get what we want. It's more improtant to remove squad hopping and drop jeeps than to improve actual game control.
Mouse315
Bash.org Junkie
+105|6993

jord wrote:

I think the only none "cheap" way to kill someone now is to stand still,in the middle of a road,and pistol somebody.
But they have to be in a vehicle, Halo 1 style.
Bell
Frosties > Cornflakes
+362|7022|UK

Yea pistol whip em out of a tank   i get what you are saying, however, this pistol only etc idea, where does it end, medic only map's :S

Whole point of bf2 is conquest, the oposing force either has to defend or take a strategic place to win the game.  In doing so they need to utilise the tools given to them to do this, saying omfg jetwhore bastard, well thats what it is there for, you would just be as anoyed if they gave you an air show, omfg show off noob.

What I have learned is you cant please everyone, but ea descide to listen to people who want the stuff nerfed, I dunno why, surely if your gettin owned by the old black hawk, it would be better to improve the AT missile than mess up the armour.  Obv was a bad idea since knowone now uses bh's (well not as much)

I agreed with most of your post, but I think ea will be raping up bf2 once n for all soon, maybe something after 1.4 but I doubt there will be many more 'MAJOUR' changes to the game.
Ben>You
Member
+90|6999

TheArmadillo wrote:

yall need to stop whining about how there are "noob tactics" like spawn killing in the jets, ya know what i do when im getting spawn killed by a jet?  i get out of the darn spawn.  if the other team has all flags you haul butt out of the spawn and get to an AA that the jet isnt expecting you to be on, or you go to his main and eryx him out of the sky when he's rearming, then someone from your team gets in your own teams jet and starts spawn killing him so he knows what it feels like. 

(i personally like that solution because last night this Colonel on BF2S's server decided he wanted to spawn kill us, he was a BF2S guy too... well he made the mistake of spawn killing me for about 10 lives, well i asked him why he was doing it and he said "i just like pwning noobs", well i finally got the SU airbourne and shot his butt down.  then i proceeded to spawn kill him to return the favor and the cocky Colonel tleft the server in shame. humiliation is a wonderful thing.)
Noob. I was piloting stryyker and you dumbasses were too stupid to get out of your spawn and were bitching too much so i flew him out and we started dicking around, crashing ect. When we respawned we were again screwin around on the carrier and you just took advantage of it with your plane. You have no skill. Stryyker got a CTD and Ninja was bellowing too much in the squad chat for the game to be fun anymore, thats why we left. You only killed us 2 times also, hope you realize that.

10-2, us.
Kamakazai
Member
+0|6950
1st jet are the best part of the game. 2nd if your gonna have rules enforce them that will eliminate the whiners. 3rd BAN ALL INTENTIONAL TKERS AND FORCE TKERS, BAN THEM FOR LIFE. But the problem with that is admins who kick for there own personal reasons like they want the bomber (DA).
TheArmadillo
Member
+11|6942
and this ben fruit loop proves my point.

and no, i killed you once on the carrier after i shot you out of your 35... i only killed you twice because you wimps left the server lol... i dont have to explain myself any more than that, so go fart on your b/f's face and screw your goat, i plan to kill you many more times.
eusgen
Nugget
+402|7266|Jupiter
Game is fine, dont complain. When you complain, EA 'tries' to fix it and just makes it worse.
MT_Androo
Banned
+122|6942|The Suburb at Karkand
LOL ur so right 1+
ChyneseGUY
Member
+20|6958

TheArmadillo wrote:

it seems that whenever anyone uses a weapon and kills you, they're using a "noob gun" or they're using a "noob tactic"
lol Noob Tactics is my CS name, because i almost always use pump shottie. But i havnt played in 6 months.
Snorkelfarsan
Soup Boy
+32|7080|Stockholm, Sweden

TheArmadillo wrote:

i've been combing this forum and i've noticed one constant, one truth if you would say...

all the little whiney people on here are hinting at this "improvement", they just dont wnat to come out and say it... its obvious by the genius that wants jets to land to rearm and repair, and by the other genius who wants C4 to be placed instead of thrown...  the improvement is simple...  infantry only, pistols only, no jumping or running.  come on now? doesnt that make PERFECT sense?  it seems that whenever anyone uses a weapon and kills you, they're using a "noob gun" or they're using a "noob tactic", so doesnt it make sense to make everyone have the same exact things?  if there's no jumping then no one will be able to run then they cant dodge your bullets just like you cant dodge theirs, this would make the playing field SOOO even! 

/sarcasm.

yall need to stop whining about how there are "noob tactics" like spawn killing in the jets, ya know what i do when im getting spawn killed by a jet?  i get out of the darn spawn.  if the other team has all flags you haul butt out of the spawn and get to an AA that the jet isnt expecting you to be on, or you go to his main and eryx him out of the sky when he's rearming, then someone from your team gets in your own teams jet and starts spawn killing him so he knows what it feels like. 

(i personally like that solution because last night this Colonel on BF2S's server decided he wanted to spawn kill us, he was a BF2S guy too... well he made the mistake of spawn killing me for about 10 lives, well i asked him why he was doing it and he said "i just like pwning noobs", well i finally got the SU airbourne and shot his butt down.  then i proceeded to spawn kill him to return the favor and the cocky Colonel tleft the server in shame. humiliation is a wonderful thing.)

in short:  the #1 way to improve BF2?  STOP WHINING ABOUT IT.  im sick of hearing people whine! "you noob!", "omg you hack!", "stop spawn killing!", "omg im going to get teh admin on you", "you dont have skills! you're just a noob!"  call them a real insult like a wanker or something then go and kill them and return the favor! run them over with a dam car or something, becasue really?

what is having skill at BF2?  sniping someone from a chopper? nope. thats a noob tactic. how about running between hostile tanks and APC's repariing each other on Karkand and C4'ing them all? nope, thats a noob tactic.  what about helping your team win the round by piloting an attack chopper and removing armor? nope, you're just chopper whoring.  its clear that there is no definiton of "skills" so stop calling for an end to "noob tactics" and start getting revenge.

/rant
I tottaly feel the same. People are always whining about everything. There isnt a legitiment way anymore to kill somebody, beacuse your always whoring or hacking, and you're always a noob, no matter what. its so lame.

the game is the same for everyone.

dont really like the idea of spawn killing, i fell you should let people get a chance to fight back before killing them.

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