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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
You:  is your name chris hansen?
Stranger: ....Could you please have a seat on this stool over here?
You: oh shit
You: oh god no
Stranger: You see, We found some....pictures.
Stranger: Oh god yes!
You: no
You: please no
You: i swear i didn't know
You: she was coming on to me
Stranger: She told you! It says right here "lol. I'm 16. is that ok? lol"
You: oh god
You: no non no
Stranger: And you replied "shure is. lol. what size r ur titties?"
You: oh god please
Stranger:
You: i just wanted to talk i swear
Stranger: "I'll bring some flavord condams " You said
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Just to talk? '
You: glow in the dark actually
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: They make those?
You: they ran out of flavored
You: yeah
Stranger: Wow...I gotta stock up.
You: they're great
Stranger: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, YOU FIEND! D:<
You: oh god
You: i swear
You: i didn't know you bastard
Stranger: You brought a six pack of Corona and some roofies!
Stranger: You totally did know!
Stranger: You typed it!
You: fuck you
Stranger: I have your chats....right here.
You: i didn't. oh my god
You: oh god
Stranger: Would you like to read them, sir?
You: yeah sure
You: oh god i just pissed myself. oh please god
Stranger: "Sportychik33 says...'I'm a virgin. I dont know wat ur talkin bour lol' and YOU reply 'dats okay. imma teach you to loooove.'"
Stranger: '
You: sounds about right
You: go on
Stranger: Well it should, I'm holding the chats right here.
You: you're about to get to the good part
Stranger: She then says "O rly?" you reply "Ya rly." you both..."el-oh-el" and then you go on to say. "Imma penetrate u with my 12 inch cock lol"
Stranger: Sir.
Stranger: I doubt you have a 12 inch cock
Stranger:
You: YES SIR!!!! BOOYAH 12 inches of ding dong swingin past meh knees, bitches
Stranger: She says "Gee whizz, that s0ndz so bigggggg lol" And that's when you should have known you were talking to a cop, sir.
Stranger: I would have bailed right there if I was in your shoes.
You: i swear i didn't know. she sounded like she was 18 by the way she typed
Stranger: They all sound the same at that age BUT 18 year olds never use NUMBERS in subsitution of letters!
Stranger: This is first grade stuff, sir!
You: oh god
Stranger: You are the shittiest pedophile I have ever met. Mr...Pedobear, is it?
You: jr.
Stranger: Is that French?
You: dr. pedobear jr.
Stranger: Well, Dr. Pedobear Jr. Your father would be ashamed of you.
You: not really
You: you don't know my father
Stranger: Well...of the fact that you got caught
You: true
Stranger: HE'S BEEN ELLUDING US FOR YEARS!
Stranger: The damn bastard is smart...
You: but who says i've been caught
Stranger: You have been caught sir.
Stranger: No one ever escapes
Stranger: '
You: yeah well this gun in my pocket says differnently!!!!
Stranger: OH SHIT!
You: NOW EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE!!!!!
Stranger: D:
You: time to leave mr. hansen
Stranger: WHY DIDN'T WE PREPARE FOR THIS
You: toodaloo, muthafucka
Stranger: NOOO D:<
Stranger: NOOOOO!!!!

You have disconnected.

i find drugs are only "good" when im social with them

an IRC client and xfire is not 'socializing' to the non socially-retarded, sorry

menzo wrote:

<liquidat0r> i had a period from my nose earlier
<liquidat0r> was bleeding and shit
<Winston_Churchill> were you really moody?
<menzo> lol cant even remmeber alst time  my had a nose bleed
<Zimmer> WONDERFUL TONIGHT
<liquidat0r> i get them reasonalby often
<liquidat0r> (once a month, lolol)
<menzo> lol
<menzo> get nose preggo  it will stop for a while
<Winston_Churchill> hahaha
<liquidat0r> so i should cum on my face next time?
<menzo> yes
<liquidat0r> "hang on, just gotta pull out and cum on my face, honey"
<Winston_Churchill> or cum on her and snort it
<menzo> or get nose fucked by winston
<liquidat0r> oooh, good plan! seeing as i do that anyway
<menzo> the first time hurts a bit
<liquidat0r> normally lick it, but yeah

LOL

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<robodude> Ahh! Your back!
<robodude> I swear I didn't mean to, DarkSabre!
 robodude hides from DarkSabre before he can figure out what I did
<Ante> lol
 starpug fingers the kick button
<Ante> quick, everyone hide
<Ante> before DarkSabre figures out what we did
<robodude> lol
<robodude> or, at least hide from starpug (he has his fingers over the kick button!)
<tehkubix> Ante: your statement about computres and windows is incorrect.
<starpug> finger
<robodude> what about it?
<starpug> I'm gonna snap it off
<starpug> and poke your eyes out with it
<robodude> Wait, I thought we were talking about YOUR finger!
<starpug> I am

FFLink wrote:

<belZe> gnite
<Miggle> it's only 4:30
* menzo (~menzo@ip51cd7458.speed.planet.nl) has joined #bf2s
<FFLink> 4:30?
<FFLink> It's 21:34, foreign devil.
<Miggle> 9:30 over there, right?
<Miggle> wait
<Miggle> where are you link?
<FFLink> UK
<Miggle> I thought the uk was a 5 hour difference
<FFLink> Are you retarded..?
<FFLink> What's 4 + 5?
<Miggle> maybe
<FFLink> What's 21 -12?
<Miggle> wow
<FFLink> Yeah.
<FFLink>
<Miggle> I thought a day was 22 hours for a second there

Miggle's an idiot.

Miggle wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

FFLink wrote:

Miggle's an idiot.

irony, I love it.

Miggle wrote:

way to be an absolute douchebag,

Miggle wrote:

irony, I love it.

Miggle wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

Miggle wrote:

irony, I love it.

Miggle wrote:

way to be an absolute douchebag,

Miggle wrote:

irony, I love it.

CammRobb wrote:

Will you ever come up with something original on this forum? Everything you say is regurgitated, obsolete rubbish.

Nah, I was just quoting to show you're a complete hypocrit.

FFLink wrote:

Ladies...

meh, you know as much as the rest of the forum he's a fuckwit.

Miggle wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

Miggle wrote:

Nah, I was just quoting to show you're a complete hypocrit.

I'm a hypocrite because you were being a complete douchebag?

How was I being a complete douchebag?

CammRobb wrote:

How was I being a complete douchebag?

You sure are acting like one right now, that's for sure.

burnzz wrote:

thread needs more quotes, tbh

Are you joking? This argument is full of quote tags!

[01:04] VeloX JackerP: whos this
[01:04] WP=ASHOOK=85: hi im ash, was just adding all friends of friends for bf2
[01:05] VeloX JackerP: can you say hi to brock and misty for me?
[01:05] This user has been blocked

cam__my: oi
cam__my: you there?
FiNRAY: y
cam__my: go to users > Finray > look for file named house stealing
FiNRAY: no file
cam__my: hmm
cam__my: should be there
FiNRAY: probably transferring?
cam__my: is already done
cam__my: hang on
cam__my: here is the file
cam__my: http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo19 … ealing.png
FiNRAY: fag
cam__my: brb
FiNRAY: hah
FiNRAY: enjoy that
FiNRAY: fag
cam__my: wut
cam__my: oh you dick
cam__my: why would you do that
FiNRAY: I disabled file sharing
FiNRAY: