redfoxster
Chopper Whore Extraordinaire
+3|7040
SO, im playing Dalian plant and im Chinese and we are dominating the US, and i get autoed to the losing team, thanks for fucking me on the war college ribbon some more EA.  THen 3 players leave off the Chinese team leaving a 3 player shortage for them, so I try to switch back, and i successfully suicide, but then get reautoed to the team with more players that is losing that I wasnt on in the first place, so thanks for fucking me all that much more EA.  Thanks for letting me pay 60 dollars to play a game where I get fucked over by making better decisions, like choosing the better team at a certain time.  Thanks for releasing the source code so assholes can make hacks for the game and ruin it for everyone that just wants to play honestly, just so people can make MODS that are sooooo popular....anyone played any? I know I havent.  So thanks EA, thanks for fucking your customers, thanks for lying to us about ribbon and medal requirements saying nobody would ever et screwed out of any of them, thanks for being just as bad as the dickface losers that write hacks for this game (really we know its your programmers, we just dont say it out loud).

I hope you assholes come down with Leprosy and your fingers fall off so you can never use a computer again, you pricks.
Greenie_Beazinie
Aussie Outlaw
+8|7081
It's the server that does that, but its the game that doesnt let you switch back when you are switched.
:]-[: El_Shiznit
Member
+3|7016|Florida
I sense hostility......
Omnimalice
All Hate
+1|7047|Northern VA
Go Team Singleplayermode!!
Sud
Member
+0|7015
I have to agree, I can't stand that autobalance crap. It's especially annoying when you're trying to play the game the way it's supposed to be played - in squads of people you know - and the autobalance keeps throwing you/others onto the newb team.
:]-[: El_Shiznit
Member
+3|7016|Florida
Seriously though, I don't like autobalance too much.  I have recently found a trick that works on about 80 or so percent of autobalanced servers.

But

I'm not giving it away because then I'll be the one getting switched in the first place with all you people switching using my technique. 

It's nothing too unique, and I'm sure there are others that do it too.  I know I've told me whole clan about it so we can play on the same team.

I don't like the way EA tried to fix the problem.  Really, it should only switch people that are NOT in a squad (lone wolves).  Not only would it relieve the rest of us, but would promote squad-play.  Win-win situation.

Last edited by :]-[: El_Shiznit (2005-11-06 00:32:24)

Sud
Member
+0|7015
All I do to get around as best I can is select and spawn as fast as possible. You can often spawn before it throws you on the other team. Then avoid death like the plague as it may try to switch you again. You sometimes have to die/rejoin the server though because the stupid thing will block you from changing teams via the team tab
BladeRunner
Member
+5|7016|UK
Autobablance stinks like a Hippo's arse
LuKiE
Member
+1|7019
well theres a simple solution to your problems,
since 1.03 commanders and squad leaders cant get autobalanced, so just be a leader of a squad and your done.
the only problem is how to get in touch with the other squads. but you cant get autobalanced then.

Hope that helped...
Greenie_Beazinie
Aussie Outlaw
+8|7081
It often switches before you can do that...
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7033|Cambridge (UK)

LuKiE wrote:

well theres a simple solution to your problems,
since 1.03 commanders and squad leaders cant get autobalanced, so just be a leader of a squad and your done.
the only problem is how to get in touch with the other squads. but you cant get autobalanced then.

Hope that helped...
Yeah and now you get 64player severs with half a dozen locked squads with 1 or 2 players in them!
VirtuaLResistancE
ArmChair Warrior
+4|7023|NH - USA
It does blow when you work hard and/or doing well and then get switched to the losing team in the last 60 seconds or something. =/  Its just as fun to not notice the switch and you shoot the guys you thought where your enemies only to find they are your teammates.
GotMex?
$623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt
+193|7030

redfoxster wrote:

I hope you assholes come down with Leprosy and your fingers fall off so you can never use a computer again, you pricks.
Wow, intense stuff, may I add a dose of explosive diarrhea and some STD's to the mix?

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