The bf2 vehicle to celebrity comparison game!

2006-08-14 21:23:17

#1

eagles1106: Member; +269|7056|Marlton, New Jersey.

Title kind of says it, and if your mind cant tackle it, ill explain.

Pick any or more then 1 vehicle in bf2 and compare them to any modern celebrity and give a reason for you picks, for examples:
The J10=Chuck Norris because it kicks the living shit out of everything.
Transport Car=Paris Hilton because out of everything in bf2, it has probably had a TON of guys "enter" & "exit" it if you know what i mean!

So, im sure you've all grasped the concept, list any you think of!

2006-08-14 21:24:20

#2

Madhadda1: Member; +270|7017|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

WOW can we please get of the immature chuck norris jokes.... i feel like im the only one who left the 3 grade

2006-08-14 21:25:42

#3

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7050|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

But dude...chuck norris own! He deserve to be mentioned in at least 1/3 of all bf2s post

2006-08-14 21:26:23

#4

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7234

Tim Robbins = Ass Pirate.

2006-08-14 21:27:28

#5

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6995

cobra=jackie chan

2006-08-14 21:30:11

#6

eagles1106: Member; +269|7056|Marlton, New Jersey.

Madhadda1 wrote:
WOW can we please get of the immature chuck norris jokes.... i feel like im the only one who left the 3 grade

theyre honestly not that immature....so, maybe chuck norris is my hero and maybe i actually DO think hes awesome and could kick anybodies ass, maybe it wasnt meant as a joke at all...
im not allowed to admire a celebrity i like?? anyway, continue the posts, i thinks some of these could get very creative

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2006-08-14 21:33:11

#7

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|7050|Florida

hmm.....blackhawk = rosy odonnell, because the chopper is rather 'large'

2006-08-14 21:33:32

#8

Madhadda1: Member; +270|7017|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

eagles1106 wrote:
Madhadda1 wrote:
WOW can we please get of the immature chuck norris jokes.... i feel like im the only one who left the 3 grade
theyre honestly not that immature....so, maybe chuck norris is my hero and maybe i actually DO think hes awesome and could kick anybodies ass, maybe it wasnt meant as a joke at all...
im not allowed to admire a celebrity i like??

im sorry im just tired of 4 year olds spamming the boards with these dumb chuck norris jokes,
and im sure you didnt even know who he was untill you heard on of the jokes.

2006-08-14 21:35:56

#9

TheDoctor: The Original BF2 Timelord; +51|7006|Australia

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:
hmm.....blackhawk = rosy odonnell, because the chopper is rather 'large'

or....
Z-8 = Rosy odonnell (hostile flying whale inbound!)

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2006-08-14 21:36:09

#10

eagles1106: Member; +269|7056|Marlton, New Jersey.

Madhadda1 wrote:
eagles1106 wrote:
Madhadda1 wrote:
WOW can we please get of the immature chuck norris jokes.... i feel like im the only one who left the 3 grade
theyre honestly not that immature....so, maybe chuck norris is my hero and maybe i actually DO think hes awesome and could kick anybodies ass, maybe it wasnt meant as a joke at all...
im not allowed to admire a celebrity i like??
im sorry im just tired of 4 year olds spamming the boards with these dumb chuck norris jokes,
and im sure you didnt even know who he was untill you heard on of the jokes.

lol SO NOT true, ive been in the chuck norris game quite a while now, way before these forums.
Been following this site for a long time getting even a couple of my own jokes submitted in
anyway, please keep posting

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-08-14 21:36:58)

2006-08-14 21:38:47

#11

eagles1106: Member; +269|7056|Marlton, New Jersey.

The Dpv=Chris Tucker because it along with its horn is pretty damn loud and irritating, not to mention its fast

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-08-14 21:39:25)

2006-08-14 21:41:36

#12

RicoAtPublix: Im not cleaning Aisle 2; +27|6953|F-Dub, FL./ Destin, FL.

J-10 = Nickolas Cage, cause its the 'Lord Of War'. (I know, kinda lame .)

Last edited by RicoAtPublix (2006-08-14 21:42:09)

2006-08-14 21:42:12

#13

Sgt_Sieg: "Bow Chicka Bow Wow." The correct way.; +89|7247

Hind = Sean Connery. Old but still kicks ass.

Would have been the Cobra but someone took that already =/

Last edited by Sgt_Sieg (2006-08-14 21:44:15)

2006-08-14 22:04:42

#14

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7192|Melbourne, Australia

Sgt_Sieg wrote:
Hind = Sean Connery. Old but still kicks ass.

Would have been the Cobra but someone took that already =/

TRUE THAT *puts on accent* IM SHIXTEH SHIX AN IM SHTILL SHEXY!

2006-08-14 22:06:49

#15

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|7050|Florida

"The rapists for 300" - Sean Connery on Celeberity Jeopardy from SNL

but back to the topic at hand....umm.....

RIB = Jenna Jameson, because it can take 6 guys at once

Last edited by {BMF}*Frank_The_Tank (2006-08-14 22:08:46)

2006-08-14 22:17:21

#16

eagles1106: Member; +269|7056|Marlton, New Jersey.

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:
"The rapists for 300" - Sean Connery on Celeberity Jeopardy from SNL

but back to the topic at hand....umm.....

RIB = Jenna Jameson, because it can take 6 guys at once

lol

2006-08-14 23:06:18

#17

MorbidFetus: Member; +76|7024|Ohio

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:
RIB = Jenna Jameson, because it can take 6 guys at once

Plus it's inflatable.

ATV = Richard Simmons, both straddled by men

F-15 = Vin Diesel, both are good at bombing (movies, get it....)

Black Hawk = Stephen Hawking, both are gimped

2006-08-14 23:07:22

#18

mKmalfunction: Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.; +82|7012|The Lost Highway

Madhadda1 wrote:
WOW can we please get of the immature chuck norris jokes.... i feel like im the only one who left the 3 grade

No shit.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=39070

2006-08-14 23:40:02

#19

Specialist: Member; +0|7034

Boo To This Topic

2006-08-15 00:24:27

#20

specxops: Banned; +18|7122|Boca Raton,Florida

Chuck Norris=GAY I FUKN HATE THIS GUY U GUYS ACT LIKE HES A GOD AND U WANNA BOW DOWN TO HIS KNEES AND SUCK HIS TINY TESTICLES JEEZ

2006-08-15 00:26:21

#21

specxops: Banned; +18|7122|Boca Raton,Florida

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:
RIB = Jenna Jameson, because it can take 6 guys at once

Plus it's inflatable.

ATV = Richard Simmons, both straddled by men

F-15 = Vin Diesel, both are good at bombing (movies, get it....)

Black Hawk = Stephen Hawking, both are gimped

AHAHAH THATS GREAT

2006-08-15 00:28:16

#22

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|7006|Denmizzark!!

Roger Lesboules wrote:
But dude...chuck norris own! He deserve to be mentioned in at least 1/3 of all bf2s post

2006-08-15 00:28:43

#23

Kamikaze17: Over the line!; +70|7221|Mark it zero.

no one cares about what you guys think of chuck norris. get back to the actual thread.

by the way, all of them so far have been pretty funny

2006-08-15 00:30:28

#24

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7104|Finland

Blackhawk = Star Jones : Looks big, feels big, and you don't want your enemies catching you riding it.

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-08-15 00:30:36

#25

dontfeedthenerd: Member; +38|7020

Dude... Chuck norris taught me Tae Kwan Do when I was a kid... I'm dead serious, he subbed a lesson as a favor for my instructor. I had no idea who he was back then, just some weird dude w/ a beard.

Anyways,

Cobra = Jessica Alba . It's damn sexy, and you know it.

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