Real Life Vehicle Whores..

2006-08-23 11:20:43

#1

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6959|Denmizzark!!

I just started to work at a warehouse yesterday, emptying containers and such, and I started noticing people meeting up ten minutes before work starts. I found out it was because they all wanted the eletrical forklifts. So when the bell rung people started rushing towards the containers pushing and shoving each other while pressing E.. The people who made it first didnt have to work so bad and could do everything alot faster(making the boss happy and earning alot of team-points) and the people who didnt, had to work there asses of all day to even get a single "good work squad!" from the boss..

Man I hate those vehicle whores(and my job)..

Last edited by sgt.sonner (2006-08-24 01:02:49)

2006-08-23 11:40:55

#2

Wasder: Resident Emo Hater; +139|7101|Moscow, Russia

LoL, +1!

2006-08-23 11:58:48

#3

Kirokura: Member; +26|6964|Sweden

Just don't bring an M95 to work, okay?

2006-08-23 12:00:44

#4

|60|Cobalt: Terror in the Skies; +30|7178|Leipzig/Germany

lol, nice +1

2006-08-23 12:07:32

#5

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6994|Mountains of NC

Stand in front of the forklifts

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2006-08-23 12:24:05

#6

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6959|Denmizzark!!

Kirokura wrote:
Just don't bring an M95 to work, okay?

Haha.. Ill try that actually!

2006-08-23 12:30:35

#7

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6959|Denmizzark!!

SEREMAKER wrote:
Stand in front of the forklifts

My boss will just ban me..

2006-08-23 12:34:47

#8

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6959|Denmizzark!!

|-->KN<--| wrote:
hey, maybe initiate a kickvote on the vehicle?

i can imagine it:
you tk a forklift whore, then c4 it, and jihad forklift another dude ^^

Lol.. forkliftwhore.. cant you actually do that on nightflight??

2006-08-23 12:36:03

#9

Snipedya14: Dont tread on me; +77|7121|Mountains of West Virginia

haha lol +1!

2006-08-23 12:36:31

#10

|-->KN<--|: Member; +13|7107|Schlacht um Stalingrad

sgt.sonner wrote:
Lol.. forkliftwhore.. cant you actually do that on nightflight??

yeah, i'm always tk'n for the forks.
just look for a knife then it would be perfect.

2006-08-23 12:37:22

#11

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6959|Denmizzark!!

Think I will try that..

2006-08-23 12:38:47

#12

cdogmn55428: Banned; +12|6883

lol funny,you know you play this game to loong when you implicate it in your real life,hehhe, +karma

2006-08-23 12:41:29

#13

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6934

tell the admin to ban him cause he was hacking, and if he doesn't listen go ona tking rampage with C4.

2006-08-23 12:45:51

#14

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7269|Alberta, Canada

right on lol +1

2006-08-23 12:46:31

#15

[PED] soul76: hand me the gun and ask me again; +18|6958|Mülheim a.d.R. | Germany

easy solution: join the server early (will get you an extra recommendation from the commander, too) and place some claymores in the path. pkm the surviving and spawncamp for the rest of the day.

2006-08-23 13:03:25

#16

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6959|Denmizzark!!

Haha.. tommorow I will tk all my co-workers..

Tommorows news: "insane online game addict kills entire staff at fotex non-food inc"

2006-08-23 13:04:37

#17

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6948|...

Lol +1

2006-08-23 14:57:23

#18

Kirokura: Member; +26|6964|Sweden

I hope the police don't find this forum after what happens at sgt.sonner's job tomorrow or we will all be in trouble. Oh, by the way, I was just kidding about that M95 officer, don't even know what it is!

2006-08-23 14:59:12

#19

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|7004|Florida

SEREMAKER wrote:
Stand in front of the forklifts

lmao

2006-08-24 12:13:18

#20

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6959|Denmizzark!!

Today I got to drive the forklift!.. hooray!!!

2006-08-24 12:18:53

#21

AAFCptKabbom: Member; +127|7084|WPB, FL. USA

SEREMAKER wrote:
Stand in front of the forklifts

OH!, God NO!!!
I think in this scenario not even a real life medic will be able to bring his dead gored ass back to life

Kaboom.

2006-08-24 14:43:03

#22

[PED] soul76: hand me the gun and ask me again; +18|6958|Mülheim a.d.R. | Germany

meh, this greasy forklift fork impaled you? that´s just a fleshwound. put a first aid kit bag on it and ok, you´re good to go! now get back to the frenzied forklift fight.

so did you already tell your colleagues about the advice you received and now they give you the forklift out of fear for their lives?

2006-08-25 00:34:19

#23

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6959|Denmizzark!!

[PED] soul76 wrote:
meh, this greasy forklift fork impaled you? that´s just a fleshwound. put a first aid kit bag on it and ok, you´re good to go! now get back to the frenzied forklift fight.

so did you already tell your colleagues about the advice you received and now they give you the forklift out of fear for their lives?

Exactly.. To bad I got about 5 times team-vehicle damage bumping in to the other forklifts.. Im a Noob forkliftwhore..

2006-08-25 01:01:07

#24

hordi74: Member; +16|6891|Capital City of Nds, Germany

Lol +1

2006-08-25 01:03:07

#25

redhawk454: Member; +50|6974|Divided States of America

just another m/f botchin

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Kirokura wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

|-->KN<--| wrote:

sgt.sonner wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

[PED] soul76 wrote:

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