BF2 Poetry

2006-08-23 12:48:38

#1

Cuttin_cut: Member; +7|7000

Ok guys, right now I'm takeing poetry classes. And the material we are going over is about Poetry!, of course, and I thought about making one about battlefield 2. Ill start, and I want you guys to continue with the story, see how creative we can be.....

P.S. It doesnt have to be great...I know that mine are not.

I start battlefield 2 on the Us side,
to see that we are behind,
I join this crew,
shoot one ore two,
and then I come to DIE!
the round ends,
and I'm still upset,
that I joined at the wrong time.

New round begins........

2006-08-23 12:54:28

#2

Cuttin_cut: Member; +7|7000

Thats pretty good....keeep it coming!

2006-08-23 12:58:11

#3

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6784|...

"C" "T" "D" again
problem with your connection
server crash, score lost

(Haiku, 5-7-5 i think)

Last edited by jsnipy (2006-08-23 13:00:55)

2006-08-23 13:13:49

#4

dlbenson1979: Mr. 20,000; +23|6735

Ode to a disgruntled BF2'er

I can't play til 10, because that is a sin
Gotta wait til my wife goes to sleep to login
And I should be too, dreamin with my head on the pillow
instead i'm red-eyed connecting up to ventrilo
Login and shout out for an IP
My friends are too damn busy havin fun to help me
Get a beverage, and sit down, aderinaline builds inside of me
Map loads, time to join the game, "oh F*&k me", CTD!!!!
Get in my squad, and spawn and the leader.
Blown up a second later, by a nade closer then a meter
I just about killed that heli til I saw his name blue
Guess i'll look for a..........."pop", damnit...respawn in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Finally get things goin, time to see how many kills I can bank
"Hey, who's that"........"oh him, that the commander, driven by in a tank"
Enough is enough, its time to have some fun....
I get a sniper and get a target in my sights, music plays, you lost 34 to none.

2006-08-23 13:19:34

#5

Prodie: Moderator Emeritus; +270|7036|Nova Scotia, Canada

jsnipy wrote:
"C" "T" "D" again
problem with your connection
server crash, score lost

(Haiku, 5-7-5 i think)

Bahahhahaha, great!

2006-08-23 13:22:15

#6

LSD_Wash: Member; +64|7075

In uno-point-zero life was so great
but uno-point-tres is the patch that I hate.
They nerfed up the choppers and nerfed up the planes
cartillary drops on our heads just like rain.

They gave us no maps and f*cked up the sounds.
The beefed up AA and it spoiled many rounds.
The red bug still haunts us, the hotel's a glitch,
can't shoot while I'm jumping makes C4 a bitch.

The claymores got spammy, nade launcher's a joke.
Why can't I change squads? Is the "join" button broke?
It takes 90 seconds for me to go prone,
by the time I get down there the enemy's gone.

But even with this I play hours per day.
My wife says I'm wasting my whole life away.
But maybe real soon I will play it no more,
I guess we'll find out with patch uno-point-four.

-LSD_Wash

2006-08-23 13:22:51

#7

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|6911

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2006-08-23 13:23:15

#8

spacebandit72: Dead Meat; +121|6992|Michigan

I like to play on Sharqi
but always get CTD
I thought it was my puter
but it was that damn 1.3

No longer can I tank whore
and helos are a bore
enough with the cartillary
please give me 1.4!

I know... it was stupid!
Looks like I killed your thread with my crappy poem!

Last edited by spacebandit72 (2006-08-23 13:31:37)

2006-08-23 13:42:35

#9

Poet: Meatbag.; +65|6829|Where I don't know where I am.

I have it installed, battlefield 2,
since one point three don't know what to do,
crashing and glitches,
everyone bitches,
let's hope one point four ain't all just poo.

2006-08-23 14:08:19

#10

Cuttin_cut: Member; +7|7000

I love these poems..they are funny!!

2006-08-23 14:10:24

#11

Entertayner: Member; +826|6832

WTF... A sensible thread? It can't be! *rubs eyes in disbelief*

2006-08-23 14:58:30

#12

TheDoctor: The Original BF2 Timelord; +51|6795|Australia

J-10s on wake

sorry for its crappiness, but i was kinda low on creativity

The J-10s are a Problem; they come out of absolutely no-where
You take off and then explode and look around and see they are over there.

The flairs do absolutely nothing to stop them, their missiles always hit.
But when you actually manage to shoot one down, another J-10 is on your tail and resulting you to have a fit.

The Only way to stop them is to take airfield or steal one.
But mostly by then the round is done.

The manoeuvrability of the J-10 is almost impeccable and perfect.
But trying to out-do them is not worth it.

But what fun it must be to fly one and know you own the skies of wake.
When you are lucky enough to jump into one, the noobs and kiddies climb on your dream jet you think:
“Oh for goodness sake”

When people abuse their power and responsibility by attacking the US carrier that is an Uncap, all the Marines are pressing their screenshot buttons to ban.
And then for them to say “stop base raping idiot” these pilots think “wow I have a fan”

By flying the J-10s you gain no friends
And when the map is done the other side say “thank god it’s the end”.

2006-08-23 19:03:12

#13

LSD_Wash: Member; +64|7075

I like 'em all... keep 'em coming, peepz.

2006-08-23 19:08:21

#14

a fly: Member; +105|6906|The netherlands

featured post request this is damn funny.

2006-08-23 20:04:25

#15

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6951|Tampa Bay Florida

USMC trying to land at Wake Island via RIB

For hours now we've been getting spawn killed,
By those faceless J-10 pilots who have no skill,
So my squad and I decide to hop into a boat,
Knowing we'll be going about as slow as a goat.

My gunner looks around with his M249,
Ready to kill on sight, like a rabied canine,
When all of a sudden, as if out of thin air,
A J-10 descends, as we cry out of despair.

I zigzag back and forth, trying to dodge bullets,
While my squadmates jump ship, and go swimming with mullets.
The J-10 flies past, missing my squad,
As I pray breathlessly, thanking god.

As I begin to turn the boat back around,
I hear yet another ugly, unpleasant sound.
The chop chop chop of that damn Z-10,
I would have paid it a million yen, to turn around and return to it's den.

But, as always, that was very wishful thinking,
As I go down under with the ship, which is currently sinking.
I watch helplessly as my health bar runs low,
And then some familiar, yellow words begin to glow.... :

You have been killed

Last edited by Spearhead (2006-08-23 20:05:23)

2006-08-23 20:07:28

#16

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6959

|-->KN<--| wrote:
Well, I'm rumblin' in this APC
I'm 9 years old, my squadleader's sitting beside me
And the rockets rattle my sights like beserk

We're shouting:
Don't C4 my armor you bunnyjumpin' jerk!!
We probably had a bloody hard day
But we had headsets and Teamspeak...
And base ramped away.

Killing all the usless n00bs we could find
They're getting all impatient and angery...
But we don't mind

<3 APC song.

2006-08-24 08:05:06

#17

howler_27: Member; +90|6949

Smoke and fire all around,
Me and my comrades pound the ground.

With mags full of bullets, and weapons in hand,
we're prepaired to make a final stand.

Through the streets rife with death, and the smell of decay
my gritty troop bastards will win this dark day.

Roaming through alleys for enemies near,
our lesson today is to teach them new fear.

The blood of your brothers will spill on the ground,
while in your death, we revel, at the new joy we've found.

Take heed all you enemies who stand in our way,
your price is DEATH, and today you will pay.

Be it by fire, lead, or sharp knife,
your future's been blessed with our taking your life.

So lace up your boots, you bastards of war,
my brothers in arms, who would die for the corps.

Today is a day where we push through the shit,
and my rifle and I will have a say in it.

-Howler_27 Aug 24th, 2006

Last edited by howler_27 (2006-08-24 09:03:33)

2006-08-24 08:56:21

#18

delta_III: Member; +4|6888|Carrollton, Tx

LOL Some of these are really good !
here's mine

The Battlefield

52 ounce jug of water, chilled to the bone
I'm ready to play, I just got home
PC fires up , the neighbors lights go dim
my neighbor yells "oh crap.. not again!"

Diskeeper is done, PC hums like it's new
I've been playing these games before I had pubes
I hop in server, packed tight with 61
Listen up kiddies, I'm ready for some fun

2 gigs of ram , not a single lost frame
enemies of mine , will certainly be maimed
I sit in the dark with my saitek eclipse
with the back light blue, a keystroke won't miss

The G5 mouse is ready for precision work
believe me when i say 2000 dpi can be a perk
at the flip of a finger i precisely zoom in
my choices light up , chest, head , or chin.

I softly take paths that one else takes
strolling the map of mountains and lakes
Hence I increase my chances of never being seen
no errors, no stalls , like a machine

a dark shadow scatters off to the middle- right
reflexes take over, and my shot pattern is tight
2 in the chest, and a round in the head
most don't see me coming, and ones who do are dead

When you see the red dot flash up on the UAV
be aware of your surroundings , I'm very near ..you"ll see
slow crawl in dark shadows I'm your worst nightmare.. ........ twenty two and counting...I'm on a kill tear

I start at the back flag and work from behind
a commanders worst nightmare, because they go blind
with no UAV , map scan or arty,
I'd like to welcome you personally to this party

I see you limber off with your rusty little wrench
I pull out my knife covered in your friends stench
Nervous and fidgety i see you wrench away
Death is easier to those who pray...

It matters no-more... I'm here to kill
I sprint 8 meters so your blood will spill
two knife jabs in your ribs and the ground turns red
my friends the commander is officially dead

Delta

+1 Karma if this engaged your interest to a marked degree. Or , if it engaged a whimper of entertainment .

Last edited by delta_III (2006-08-24 18:27:48)

2006-08-24 09:15:54

#19

Gentlesouljah.e: Member; +14|6724|United States

|-->KN<--| wrote:
Well, I'm rumblin' in this APC
I'm 9 years old, my squadleader's sitting beside me
And the rockets rattle my sights like beserk

We're shouting:
Don't C4 my armor you bunnyjumpin' jerk!!
We probably had a bloody hard day
But we had headsets and Teamspeak...
And base ramped away.

Killing all the usless n00bs we could find
They're getting all impatient and angery...
But we don't mind

thats from a video u idiot...talk about takeing credit for some1 elses stuff

2006-08-24 09:39:14

#20

DavidianCox: ...from the internet; +60|6919|Birmingham

on Karkand, the rush for the hotel

FRAG OUT!
its the U-S-M-C
FRAG OUT
they're coming for me
FRAG OUT
look, M203
FRAG OUT!
'naders in their three's
FRAG OUT!
incoming artillery
FRAG OUT!
here comes the APC
FRAG OUT!
I need health, supplies for me
FRAG OUT!
"you will spawn in 3..."
FRAG OUT!
someone please help me
FRAG OUT!
this is spawn rapers glee
FRAG OUT!
for them this will be
FRAG OUT!
one quick victory
FRAG OUT!
they still come for me...

Last edited by DavidianCox (2006-08-24 09:39:55)

2006-08-24 11:27:20

#21

Cuttin_cut: Member; +7|7000

delta_III wrote:
LOL Some of these are really good !
here's mine

The Battlefield

52 ounce jug of water, chilled to the bone
I'm ready to play, I just got home
PC fires up , the neighbors lights go dim
my neighbor yells "oh crap.. not again!"

Diskeeper is done, PC hums like it's new
I've been playing these games before I had pubes
I hop in server, packed tight with 61
Listen up kiddies, I'm ready for some fun

2 gigs of ram , not a single lost frame
enemies of mine , will certainly be maimed
I sit in the dark with my saitek eclipse
with the back light blue, a keystroke won't miss

The G5 mouse is ready for precision work
believe me when i say 2000 dpi can be a perk
at the flip of a finger i precisely zoom in
my choices light up , chest, head , or chin.

I softly take paths that one else takes
strolling the map of mountains and lakes
Hence I increase my chances of never being seen
no errors, no stalls , like a machine

a dark shadow scatters off to the middle- right
reflexes take over, and my shot pattern is tight
2 in the chest, and a round in the head
most don't see me coming, and ones who do are dead

When you see the red dot flash up on the UAV
be aware of your surroundings , I'm very near ..you"ll see
slow crawl in dark shadows I'm your worst nightmare.. ........ twenty two and counting...I'm on a kill tear

I start at the back flag and work from behind
a commanders worst nightmare, because they go blind
with no UAV , map scan or arty,
I'd like to welcome you personally to this party

I see you limber off with your rusty little wrench
I pull out my knife covered in your friends stench
Nervous and fidgety i see you wrench away
Death is easier to those who pray...

It matters no-more... I'm here to kill
I sprint 8 meters so your blood will spill
two knife jabs in your ribs and the ground turns red
my friends the commander is officially dead

Delta

LoL thats good

2006-08-24 18:08:36

#22

delta_III: Member; +4|6888|Carrollton, Tx

Thanks Bro plus one for you!

2006-08-24 18:09:35

#23

Defiance: Member; +438|6933

|-->KN<--| wrote:
Well, I'm rumblin' in this APC
I'm 9 years old, my squadleader's sitting beside me
And the rockets rattle my sights like beserk

We're shouting:
Don't C4 my armor you bunnyjumpin' jerk!!
We probably had a bloody hard day
But we had headsets and Teamspeak...
And base ramped away.

Killing all the usless n00bs we could find
They're getting all impatient and angery...
But we don't mind

Rip fucking off.

2006-08-24 18:11:23

#24

Trel: Member; +70|6939

Defiance wrote:
|-->KN<--| wrote:
Well, I'm rumblin' in this APC
I'm 9 years old, my squadleader's sitting beside me
And the rockets rattle my sights like beserk

We're shouting:
Don't C4 my armor you bunnyjumpin' jerk!!
We probably had a bloody hard day
But we had headsets and Teamspeak...
And base ramped away.

Killing all the usless n00bs we could find
They're getting all impatient and angery...
But we don't mind
Rip fucking off.

Totally. I'm l33t, I'm 9, and I fight dirty.

Good to be back.

2006-08-24 18:13:01

#25

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6748|Melbourne

Nice stuff there people!

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

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