teh joke of the year! maybe

2006-08-30 09:19:56

#1

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7110

A doctor delivers a baby and the mother dies; and the husband is out of town doing some important work. So the doctor calls and says "UR WIFE DIED BUT SHE DELIVERED A BOY!!! YOU GOTTA COME QUICK!!!" So the husband runs in, in tears. The doctor is holding the baby and says "its a boy" and drops it and the husband yells "WHAT THE FUCK!?" So the doctor goes "im sorry, it shouldnt be too bad" So he walks closer with the baby and drops it again but accidently kicks it in the head and the husband is running to the doctor to kill him and the doctor drops the baby out the window and u hear a car crash, a splat, and a woman yell "oh my god!" and the husband is choking the doctor and the doctor says "April fools! the baby was already dead!"

credits go to my friend Mike who told me the joke (edit)

Last edited by Superior Mind (2006-08-30 09:23:21)

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2006-08-30 09:21:02

#2

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7014|Seattle

OMG LMAO!!! Nice!!!!

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-30 09:21:08

#3

Special_ops_3: Dolphin Diver; +37|6926|The Sky

lol..

2006-08-30 09:22:59

#4

scottomus0: Teh forum ghey!; +172|7054|Wigan. Manchester. England.

Oh My Gawwwdd Hahhahahaha

Fucking Hilarious!!!!!!

2006-08-30 09:24:34

#5

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7110

I feel like I have truley accomlished something in life now that I made King County Downy laugh...

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2006-08-30 09:24:59

#6

RonnY[NL]: Chanetoy Dugali; +309|7128|Groningen / Netherlands

old joke allready heard it

2006-08-30 09:25:19

#7

Kontrolfreq: Member; +50|7021|Cambridge UK

An oldie, but a goodie

2006-08-30 09:25:48

#8

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7014|Seattle

Superior Mind wrote:
I feel like I have truley accomlished something in life now that I made King County Downy laugh...

I always laugh at your jokes bro

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-08-30 09:27:20

#9

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7150|Oslo, Norway

BETTER ONE!

2006-08-30 09:28:26

#10

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7110

...

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2006-08-30 09:28:44

#11

specxops: Banned; +18|7067|Boca Raton,Florida

i dont get it care to explain?

2006-08-30 09:30:15

#12

specxops: Banned; +18|7067|Boca Raton,Florida

ooo i get it now lol had to read it clearer

2006-08-30 09:31:33

#13

Marconius: One-eyed Wonder Mod; +368|7111|San Francisco

Booo, I told this joke already in the Best Worst joke thread...

Mine was better suited for delivery.

2006-08-30 10:12:38

#14

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7174|Argentina

RonnY[NL] wrote:
old joke allready heard it

Me too.

2006-08-30 10:14:00

#15

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7173|United States of America

Nice.

2006-08-30 10:30:34

#16

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7111|Howell, Mi USA

WilhelmSissener wrote:
BETTER ONE!

not falling for that again dude

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-08-30 12:34:36

#17

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7018|132 and Bush

I'm more for the really short jokes. I read too much as it is.
But still funny in a sick way.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2006-08-30 12:58:00

#18

dlbenson1979: Mr. 20,000; +23|6891

Man, I don't know what is wrong with me....my wife is about to have a baby in 2 weeks, and I still cracked a smile. I couldn't imagine lose her.

But on the subject of just jokes that make you wonder......

"whats the best thing about taking a shower with a 8 year old girl?"

slick her hair back and she looks 5

its just wrong.

2006-08-30 13:53:17

#19

Prodie: Moderator Emeritus; +270|7191|Nova Scotia, Canada

Jokes been posted before, in the joke thread!

BF2S Forums teh joke of the year! maybe

Superior Mind wrote:

RonnY[NL] wrote:

WilhelmSissener wrote:

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