The BF2s girl-problems thread

2020-02-14 14:48:09

#476

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6879|Little Bentcock

I got her some flowers and we ordered take out and watched a movie at home in our pjs

2020-02-14 22:30:13

#477

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6363|eXtreme to the maX

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Fuck Israel

2020-02-23 17:29:32

#478

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +642|3976

Now that I changed my tinder occupation to "cop" I have been getting a lot more matches. So I met this white girl 1st grade teacher and we hooked up. I am allowed to take my squad car home so I dropped by her place with it. She thought it was the coolest thing ever. She wanted to have sex in the car but I didn't we didn't have a garage to park it in.

2020-02-23 17:47:41

#479

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6942|United States of America

What can we say, some girls like to get hit.

2020-03-16 10:17:34

#480

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +642|3976

Facebook dating. It is cool that it lets people know if you have kids or not.

These women on Facebook dating with kids should be ashamed. Instead of taking pictures for men to date you, why don't you try to make it work with the father of your kids? What is wrong with you?

2020-03-16 10:20:36

#481

uziq: Member; +497|3709

wtf is facebook dating

2020-03-16 10:29:40

#482

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +642|3976

It's like Tinder but connected to your Facebook app

2020-03-16 10:32:00

#483

uziq: Member; +497|3709

who is left on facebook at this point apart from husks of people? that girl from high-school who had 3 kids by 19 and set-up a facebook page selling her home embroidery. your racist uncle. 15 fake accounts pretending to be hot russian/asian models, but are actually an obese indian man, scratching his arse in the local corner shop.

facebook is the demographic dregs of society at this point. who would want to date the human refuse that's still collecting there?

2020-03-16 10:58:42

#484

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +642|3976

You use Twitter, Social Justice Twitter. At least on Facebook I look at pictures and dumb shit from people I know and not Social Justice Warriors.

2020-03-16 10:59:56

#485

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6994|Cinncinatti

Facebook is useful for chat, how else will I talk to Adams

2020-03-16 12:15:20

#486

uziq: Member; +497|3709

SuperJail Warden wrote:
You use Twitter, Social Justice Twitter. At least on Facebook I look at pictures and dumb shit from people I know and not Social Justice Warriors.

you can check my twitter and see who i follow. i follow authors/writers, record labels, academics, and personal friends. no 'social justice' commentators.

anything i link that is from a big story is just how twitter works. tweets that get 100,000s of likes or retweets will inevitably appear in your feed.

i don't really use twitter as a 'social network' to socialise with friends. it's more like reddit in that regard.

haven't used facebook since i graduated and no longer needed to know about campus/social events. if i want to be bombarded with people's dumb opinions, i'll read jay in D&ST.

2020-03-16 12:16:06

#487

uziq: Member; +497|3709

RTHKI wrote:
Facebook is useful for chat, how else will I talk to Adams

i chat to adams on discord.

2020-03-16 12:36:27

#488

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6994|Cinncinatti

How else will I know when he tags me in Simpsons related posts. Honestly a decent number of people around here still use it but posts are mostly political and mlms.

2020-03-16 13:07:43

#489

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6879|Little Bentcock

I like memes

2020-03-16 17:47:48

#490

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6363|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:
you can check my twitter and see who i follow.

No-one cares who you follow.

Fuck Israel

2020-03-16 18:09:28

#491

uziq: Member; +497|3709

i said it because it's the fourth time he's said i am on 'social justice twitter'. i don't even care who i follow. i seldom ever click my following list to check. i think the last time i actually added new accounts to my list in earnest and with purpose was about 2015.

2020-03-16 18:10:21

#492

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6363|eXtreme to the maX

Apparently instagram is the cool place now, so lets just forget it.

Fuck Israel

2020-05-25 14:27:22

#493

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +642|3976

My second girlfriend was in elementary school. Her name was V. V has had a pretty rough time after high school. She worked as a stripper or "dancer" as she put it. Yada-Yada-Yada Can I offer to pay her for a private show since the strip club is closed?

2020-09-23 08:41:02

#494

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6974|Riva, MD

Just thought I'd come back and give an update: I finally lost my virginity to a coworker back in February lol. Took me 9 years into adulthood but better in my late 20s than never. It had caused me such emotional anguish and self-hatred for so long, and it's such a relief to finally have it off of my back so I can actually feel like a normal adult, and now I can focus on other more important things in life.

2020-09-23 08:55:37