put ur own penis in ur ass and go play warcraft[mcp]eltorrente wrote:
I'm sick of seeing people claim that it takes skill to dolphin dive and bunny hop, and that the noobs are the ones that brought an end to it! That is ridiculous!
It takes much more skill to survive by playing somewhat realistically and NOT jumping around like an idiot, when all the kids out there ARE doing it! Now you are crying when you have to fight on equal footing. Too bad for you- I won't notice any difference at all in my style of play.
If I'm in trouble I run or maybe zig zag while reloading - but for the most part I just face the music. I honestly would rather just get killed than hop around like an idiot for survival. For me, that ruins the look and feel of the game when people do that crap.
I am SOOOOO glad they are taking care of this lame behavior.
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like to see all the profane children go down to the middle of Compton.. yell some racist or derogaotry statement, stand there for a sec to see what happens,, then try to dolphin dive their ass out of THAT situation...
yeah yeah its a game... just funny... so much stress
yeah yeah its a game... just funny... so much stress
agree 100%[mcp]eltorrente wrote:
I'm sick of seeing people claim that it takes skill to dolphin dive and bunny hop, and that the noobs are the ones that brought an end to it! That is ridiculous!
It takes much more skill to survive by playing somewhat realistically and NOT jumping around like an idiot, when all the kids out there ARE doing it! Now you are crying when you have to fight on equal footing. Too bad for you- I won't notice any difference at all in my style of play.
If I'm in trouble I run or maybe zig zag while reloading - but for the most part I just face the music. I honestly would rather just get killed than hop around like an idiot for survival. For me, that ruins the look and feel of the game when people do that crap.
I am SOOOOO glad they are taking care of this lame behavior.
my clan scrimmed this other clan a few days ago and they were nothing but bhopping and dolphin diving, it was the most rediculous thing ive ever seen.
How about just removing the Jump option from the game? Although you still have a bit of a Dead Fish Action there.
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Patton will pwn all u niggas out there u fucks!!
God you are such a fucking retard. Prone spamming is harder to do than just walking you stupid shit. Pressing the normal wasd keys or pressing those plus z ctrl and space bar, which is harder, use your head. Like Ive said 10 times we prone spam to stay alive longer, and if that means adding a few extra keys to be pressed why not do it? The majority of bf2 players are noobs, and most of the noobs like to whine and complain about everything that gets them killed, that is why EA makes these patches to help you noobs kill people with skill.[mcp]eltorrente wrote:
OOOOOHHHHHHH I see... so you prone spam because it's HARDER? Yeah o.k. that makes perfect sense.moose_rider wrote:
Stats mean nothing... Prone spamming keeps you alive longer and thats why you have to do it in CAL, if you want to win. All you pub nubs need to practice and learn how to shoot and quit your damn whining about everything in the game that gets you killed. Sure when a car drops on my head I like "wtf is this" but I dont whine about it and complain to ea omg a car killed me so we must nerf it AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN! All you people do is complain, sounds like the type that yells wtf hax everytime they die.
Oh and its actually easier to not prone spam then to do it. Idk why some people think we have to prone spam to kill people. I can kill people just fine without jumping around, actually even better, thats why this patch hasnt done anything to my skill. Once again we prone spam to stay alive longer, not to kills people easier...
Anyway, who is whining now? The fact is, the MAJORITY of people out there don't like it and agree that it is cheesy and they don't do it. EA isn't going to change things because a small minority of people want it changed - otherwise people like you and your spamming buddies would have the run of the place.
Would you rather we be able to jump even higher than the 10ft vertical we already have? How about 20ft in the air? Why should we be constrained to these silly guns- why not have Shotgun sniper guns?!?! What is the point in even trying to make things look and "feel" somewhat realistic?!?!
What is the point in basing everything in the game on real-world stuff, when at the very core of it all there are soldiers all over the place hopping up and down like a bunch of dorks.
cept me. but patton isnt a dumbass like most of bf2s at leastTangsterChinkz wrote:
Patton will pwn all u niggas out there u fucks!!
C'mon MooseKnuckle,moose_rider wrote:
God you are such a fucking retard. Prone spamming is harder to do than just walking you stupid shit. Pressing the normal wasd keys or pressing those plus z ctrl and space bar, which is harder, use your head. Like Ive said 10 times we prone spam to stay alive longer, and if that means adding a few extra keys to be pressed why not do it? The majority of bf2 players are noobs, and most of the noobs like to whine and complain about everything that gets them killed, that is why EA makes these patches to help you noobs kill people with skill.[mcp]eltorrente wrote:
OOOOOHHHHHHH I see... so you prone spam because it's HARDER? Yeah o.k. that makes perfect sense.moose_rider wrote:
Stats mean nothing... Prone spamming keeps you alive longer and thats why you have to do it in CAL, if you want to win. All you pub nubs need to practice and learn how to shoot and quit your damn whining about everything in the game that gets you killed. Sure when a car drops on my head I like "wtf is this" but I dont whine about it and complain to ea omg a car killed me so we must nerf it AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN! All you people do is complain, sounds like the type that yells wtf hax everytime they die.
Oh and its actually easier to not prone spam then to do it. Idk why some people think we have to prone spam to kill people. I can kill people just fine without jumping around, actually even better, thats why this patch hasnt done anything to my skill. Once again we prone spam to stay alive longer, not to kills people easier...
Anyway, who is whining now? The fact is, the MAJORITY of people out there don't like it and agree that it is cheesy and they don't do it. EA isn't going to change things because a small minority of people want it changed - otherwise people like you and your spamming buddies would have the run of the place.
Would you rather we be able to jump even higher than the 10ft vertical we already have? How about 20ft in the air? Why should we be constrained to these silly guns- why not have Shotgun sniper guns?!?! What is the point in even trying to make things look and "feel" somewhat realistic?!?!
What is the point in basing everything in the game on real-world stuff, when at the very core of it all there are soldiers all over the place hopping up and down like a bunch of dorks.
there you go again: claiming it takes skill to prone spam.
Put the crack-pipe down.
I mean - are you SERIOUS?!?! You have deluded yourself so far that you are going to try and convince people that it is HARD to press a couple keys over and over.
If you find it difficult to press two keys, then I'm afraid helping you is beyond the scope of this forum.
You just go ahead and convince yourself that you are somehow 1337 because you can press two keys and noone else is capable of pressing those keys also. I'm sure there might even be a couple of your noob buddies out there who agree with you.
Now go play on the freeway or do your homework or something. The big kids are talking here.
Go back to walking 2mph across the street, your a free kill for me.[mcp]eltorrente wrote:
C'mon MooseKnuckle,moose_rider wrote:
God you are such a fucking retard. Prone spamming is harder to do than just walking you stupid shit. Pressing the normal wasd keys or pressing those plus z ctrl and space bar, which is harder, use your head. Like Ive said 10 times we prone spam to stay alive longer, and if that means adding a few extra keys to be pressed why not do it? The majority of bf2 players are noobs, and most of the noobs like to whine and complain about everything that gets them killed, that is why EA makes these patches to help you noobs kill people with skill.[mcp]eltorrente wrote:
OOOOOHHHHHHH I see... so you prone spam because it's HARDER? Yeah o.k. that makes perfect sense.
Anyway, who is whining now? The fact is, the MAJORITY of people out there don't like it and agree that it is cheesy and they don't do it. EA isn't going to change things because a small minority of people want it changed - otherwise people like you and your spamming buddies would have the run of the place.
Would you rather we be able to jump even higher than the 10ft vertical we already have? How about 20ft in the air? Why should we be constrained to these silly guns- why not have Shotgun sniper guns?!?! What is the point in even trying to make things look and "feel" somewhat realistic?!?!
What is the point in basing everything in the game on real-world stuff, when at the very core of it all there are soldiers all over the place hopping up and down like a bunch of dorks.
there you go again: claiming it takes skill to prone spam.
Put the crack-pipe down.
I mean - are you SERIOUS?!?! You have deluded yourself so far that you are going to try and convince people that it is HARD to press a couple keys over and over.
If you find it difficult to press two keys, then I'm afraid helping you is beyond the scope of this forum.
You just go ahead and convince yourself that you are somehow 1337 because you can press two keys and noone else is capable of pressing those keys also. I'm sure there might even be a couple of your noob buddies out there who agree with you.
Now go play on the freeway or do your homework or something. The big kids are talking here.

Dude you are so damn ignorant its disgusting. Read my post, for the 1000th time. I'm not saying its hard to prone spam I'm saying pressing more buttons its obviously more difficult than pressing less. You say NOT prone spamming is harder than doing it? Your retarded. Less keys to push = easier. Learn to use your head and stfu.
Well I play most nights. Track me down and join in the same server. You brag about how uber you are- so lets see it! I got nothing to lose. I won't hop or dive - so I should be easy for you right? Look for me sometime!.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Go back to walking 2mph across the street, your a free kill for me.[mcp]eltorrente wrote:
C'mon MooseKnuckle,moose_rider wrote:
God you are such a fucking retard. Prone spamming is harder to do than just walking you stupid shit. Pressing the normal wasd keys or pressing those plus z ctrl and space bar, which is harder, use your head. Like Ive said 10 times we prone spam to stay alive longer, and if that means adding a few extra keys to be pressed why not do it? The majority of bf2 players are noobs, and most of the noobs like to whine and complain about everything that gets them killed, that is why EA makes these patches to help you noobs kill people with skill.
there you go again: claiming it takes skill to prone spam.
Put the crack-pipe down.
I mean - are you SERIOUS?!?! You have deluded yourself so far that you are going to try and convince people that it is HARD to press a couple keys over and over.
If you find it difficult to press two keys, then I'm afraid helping you is beyond the scope of this forum.
You just go ahead and convince yourself that you are somehow 1337 because you can press two keys and noone else is capable of pressing those keys also. I'm sure there might even be a couple of your noob buddies out there who agree with you.
Now go play on the freeway or do your homework or something. The big kids are talking here.
I'll be one of the people who isn't exploiting.
[mcp]eltorrente no offense or anything, but you have no idea what you are talking about, and in addition to that you kind of suck, really bad.
Ya cus using your head and pressing two buttons must be teh exploits...
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[mcp]eltorrente no offense or anything, but you have no idea what you are talking about, and in addition to that you kind of suck, really bad.
It makes it easier to stay alive! THAT's why you do it, and you have said it yourself. That's my whole point - it is harder to NOT do it when so many people you encounter ARE doing it. I said that in my first post, and you made it even clearer: that you do it to stay alive.moose_rider wrote:
Dude you are so damn ignorant its disgusting. Read my post, for the 1000th time. I'm not saying its hard to prone spam I'm saying pressing more buttons its obviously more difficult than pressing less. You say NOT prone spamming is harder than doing it? Your retarded. Less keys to push = easier. Learn to use your head and stfu.
Based on that information, one can deduce that if you didn't do it, it would be harder to stay alive. This isn't difficult stuff, it's simple logic based on the facts that you, yourself, have stated.
I apologize if this is confusing for you, but we all understand. Not everyone has the intelligence to grasp complex stuff like this, and it's O.K. buddy - we don't hold it against you.
You said its harder NOT to prone spam, not that its harder to stay alive while not prone spamming. Maybe you should know what your writing before you makeup bullshit to cover up what ou REALLY wrote. GG.
Lol, yea and my mother is the Queen of Nigeriamoose_rider wrote:
cept me. but patton isnt a dumbass like most of bf2s at leastTangsterChinkz wrote:
Patton will pwn all u niggas out there u fucks!!
Should I spell in phonics for you, too?moose_rider wrote:
You said its harder NOT to prone spam, not that its harder to stay alive while not prone spamming. Maybe you should know what your writing before you makeup bullshit to cover up what ou REALLY wrote. GG.
Listen I can't hold your hand as you attempt to decipher this cryptic writing of mine. Not everything in life is literal, young one. Learn to not just read - but to understand.
Paragraphs and sentences can be complex for simple minds. Like I said, though - it's O.K., little buddy. Noone will hold your lack of comprehension against you, so don't feel bad.
Anyone else noticed that most of the divers and bunny hoppers are the high ranked players...im high ranked but i dont sink that low.
You said it is harder NOT to prone spam and you were talking about people who say it takes skill to do it. I'm sorry for using my head and asuming what you wrote was what I thought it was. Maybe you should take english class over or something, it might help people understand your shitty way of writing better. But I do ask. If what you ment was it is harder to stay alive while NOT prone spamming why would you put that for your title since its retarded and doesnt make sense. GG nub. Quit trying to cover up that you lost the arguement.
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If there was a way to honestly and consistanly test that, youd look really foolish. As I have been in many a teamspeak server, where the whole team has macros.usually macroed? are you high?
for the 9,000+ people that pronespam, i venture to guess 10 or 12 use a macro for it.
And I quote from one of the leaders...."I turn my macros on when I start losing"
Also quote....."yea we have one guy that does macros for us all...but after 1.4 it wont matter"
GG nub. Quit trying to cover up that you lost the arguement.
congrats, youve just won the medal for the special olympics.
congrats, youve just won the medal for the special olympics.
Looool, special olympics, that film is the best!!!!Fallschirmjager10 wrote:
GG nub. Quit trying to cover up that you lost the arguement.
congrats, youve just won the medal for the special olympics.
O.K., since you are the only person who doesn't understand what I'm talking about:moose_rider wrote:
You said it is harder NOT to prone spam and you were talking about people who say it takes skill to do it. I'm sorry for using my head and asuming what you wrote was what I thought it was. Maybe you should take english class over or something, it might help people understand your shitty way of writing better. But I do ask. If what you ment was it is harder to stay alive while NOT prone spamming why would you put that for your title since its retarded and doesnt make sense. GG nub. Quit trying to cover up that you lost the arguement.
Here is the synopsis. My Thesis statement(s):
It requires more skill to NOT hop and dive, when everyone else IS hopping and diving. The .014% extra effort it takes to press 2 buttons instead of 1 is absolutely insignificant. Everyone except possibly a dumb monkey is capable of pressing two buttons.
Everyone is hopping and diving because it's the EASY way out of a situation.
Hopping and diving looks silly and ruins the look or the game.
I would rather just get shot than look like a bunny rabbit, or have anyone look on me in disgust as I spam and exploit.
and then there is the 80% of people who use the word macro just to fuck around-=AudigyXi=- wrote:
If there was a way to honestly and consistanly test that, youd look really foolish. As I have been in many a teamspeak server, where the whole team has macros.usually macroed? are you high?
for the 9,000+ people that pronespam, i venture to guess 10 or 12 use a macro for it.
And I quote from one of the leaders...."I turn my macros on when I start losing"
Also quote....."yea we have one guy that does macros for us all...but after 1.4 it wont matter"
for example, i will use my:
ownage macro
my suicide macro
my /win macro
my /lose macro
my eleet TV missile macro
when infact i dont have any macros, i just use the word to describe something im doing
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