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Use this thread to divulge your knowledge, and teach everyone a lesson.
I will start...
Some people need remedial bowel control lessons, I think...
1. If you think your gonna fart, push as hard as you possibly can.
2. After fart, waft gently towards nose, scrutinizing the aroma.
3. If fart becomes "shart", let people know.
It is big, it is clever. However, don't do it during dinner with the parents...
Use this thread to divulge your knowledge, and teach everyone a lesson.
I will start...
Some people need remedial bowel control lessons, I think...
1. If you think your gonna fart, push as hard as you possibly can.
2. After fart, waft gently towards nose, scrutinizing the aroma.
3. If fart becomes "shart", let people know.
It is big, it is clever. However, don't do it during dinner with the parents...