stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7139|California

https://www.animalthemes.co.nz/Product%20Graphics/Sawley/Keyrings%20and%20Fridge%20Magnets/085%20-%20German%20Shepard.jpg

this is a real dog. It can survive on its own, without help from anyone else (wolf variants). It is 4 times more loyal than a Golden Retriever, and it doesnt piss itself when someone comes to the door.

running in second, is
https://www.expert-dog-training.com/DogPics/golden-retriever.jpg
Golden Retrievers. They are loyal, dependable, and a good family pet.

If you own any variety of these two dogs, then you have done the right thing.


BUT if you own one of these dogs, you are a failure to the human race
https://www.wdbrasil.com.br/imagens/f1_pepper_shitzu.jpg
https://valvirg.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/chiwawa.jpg.w300h203.jpg

They are accessory dogs, mere rodents in the Canine species. They should be wiped off the earth. ( first to go is Paris Hilton's dog.. followed by Paris Hilton )

I say this because i saw my neighbor, put his shitzu into a baby carrier for a bicycle, and then ride off. I laughed at him as he passed, because i knew someday, a Coyote would eat it.

Do the world a favor if you ever get a dog, make it a good one.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7016|Seattle

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/5bd52ac101.jpg
That's Hawt



https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/a07acb35a4.gif



https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/ea597c5f5f.bmp

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-09-15 16:25:29)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|7169|the middle of nowhere
ewwwww
Leprechaun56
Proud Infantry Whore
+31|7003|U.S.A
lol agreed
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7126|67.222.138.85
Agree more than you know, whenever I see a toy dog I want to sling it into a wall.

Have an 80 lb. black lab here.
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7184|Toronto Canada
thank you stryker. i cannot stand those tiny dogs. they are basically big rats that yip and bark alot.

i have a golden retriever.

it owns. it OWNSS

https://tinypic.com/29awf0g.jpg

Last edited by kessel! (2006-09-15 15:37:09)

Raptor1
Member
+19|6907
yeah kill Paris, what's she famous for besides that tape?
Oh, there was a South Park When Paris Hilton was in it, and her dog (and all of her other pets killed themselves) she then triedd to make Butters her pet.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6981|British Columbia, Canada
I've got a golden Retriever..


But, i still fail..

Last edited by LT.Victim (2006-09-15 15:38:00)

stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7139|California

King_County_Downy wrote:

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/5bd52ac101.jpg
That's Hawt
https://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5717/dogsnipedpt0.gif
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7184|Toronto Canada
more like

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/315c085df8.gif
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|7170|Chicago.
*Slams face against desk multiple times*
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7016|Seattle

Big dogs scare little kids.

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/cc95795c93.jpg
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7139|California

lol, semen.
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7184|Toronto Canada
kcd you have a very small dog dont you

stryyker wrote:

lol, semen.
thats not semen! its milk!

Last edited by kessel! (2006-09-15 15:49:11)

JG1567JG
Member
+110|7007|United States of America

King_County_Downy wrote:

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/5bd52ac101.jpg
That's Hawt
Paris and her dog kinda look alike don't you think?

Last edited by JG1567JG (2006-09-15 15:52:30)

Smaug
This space for rent
+117|6996|Arlen, Texas
https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5845/image003zb6.jpg
midnitebassist
Countersniper
+11|6948|here
It's like the old saying goes...if it ain't bigger than a football, it ain't a dog.
Towelly
It's A State Of Mind
+399|7009|Your attic
I have three dogs, one black labrador and 2 spaniels, they are all working dogs.

I love my dogs and they are great companions but personally I feel that a dog needs to work, sitting them in a handbag for all their lives is as cruel as locking them in a cage.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7016|Seattle

kessel! wrote:

kcd you have a very small dog dont you
Can't we just change the subject? Here watch this video...

[google]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7742147991778481174 [/google]
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7184|Toronto Canada
ewwww
Smaug
This space for rent
+117|6996|Arlen, Texas
My Three Dogs- Cats unavailable for photo.
https://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2345/00322aku7.jpg
https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3893/236691r12ade9.jpghttps://img221.imageshack.us/img221/831/00124aci8.jpg

Last edited by Smaug (2006-09-15 16:04:38)

I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7138|Melbourne, Australia
German Shep Ftw
-101-InvaderZim
Member
+42|7262|Waikato, Aotearoa
A REAL dog is an Australian Territory Blue Healer (cattle dog). Ours was playing around a trailer with a 4.5 tonne load on it, when the tralier slipped while getting moved up a steep incline and caught the dog. The trailer ran up her tail along her back and over her shoulder. Only her tail bone got broken. Her rear leg was in plaster to help it heal (or something) for 3 weeks (she chewed the plaster cast off in 4 days, and was running around 2 days after that), and her tail wagging days were supposedly over. She was wagging her tail in about 3 weeks.
She is dead now tho - put down in '95 at the ripe age of 15.

Oh and a shitzu is a zoo with no animals

har har har

Last edited by -101-InvaderZim (2006-09-15 16:07:13)

R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|7072|USA
i <3 dogs.

ps -- how is it proven that that dog is "4x" more loyal than a golden retriever?
D6717C
Anger is a gift
+174|7052|Sin City

Dude, tell me about it. My neighbor next door is an old lady and she has 4 of those little shits that bark like crazy when I come home at night. I'm always yelling at them "yeah right you little bastards.....what are you gonna do????" I swear I just want to shove a fire-cracker up their ass and light it. Dogs that size serve no useful purpose in todays society and should be fed to Sally Struthers, or ritualistically shot out of cannons for our viewing pleasure.

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