Knifey McStabstab
Don't lock my topic!
+32|6927|Indiana
Well, I work at a pizza place and, occasionally, I have to close the store at night, which means not leaving until 1am. Last night was one of those nights. When I have to close, I usually take a half hour break around 10 after already working 5 hours. This time was no different. I walked down to the nearest gas station to get an energy drink. Again, like I always do.

As I start to walk back, I notice several guys talking pretty loudly behind me. I didn't really think anything of it at first but they started to get closer and as they got closer, they got quieter. I still really wasn't too scared because I'm not a small guy and I'm really no stranger to fights. Next thing I know the yell, "Hey." So I stop and turn around. They told me to hand over any money I had. I told them I didn't have much but before I could reach into my pocket to give themanything, one guy hits me right across the face. He must have had dusters because I was out cold.

When I came to, I checked my pockets. They had taken everything, my cellphone, my wallet, even my Red Bull. I slowly made my way back to work dejected and angry and still a little dazed. When I got there I immediately called the police. They, of course, took their time getting there and when they did, I explained everything that happened. After all that, the policeman just looked at me and sayed, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Aire."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Master*
Banned
+416|6913|United States
r u mentally stable? did he knock u out and damage ur brain?
SealXo
Member
+309|6954
that wasnt funny.
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7074|Brisbane, Australia

Been done before

Lol.
Master*
Banned
+416|6913|United States
stupidest thread ever. made me chuckle but wasnt really funny

Last edited by Masterstyle (2006-09-15 21:58:01)

SealXo
Member
+309|6954
you rreally a douche for posting gay stuff like that. That sorta stuff has happened to me before and i felt bad for you. I just realize your an asshole
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6859|A drop house
With mean Rhymes like that you should have allot of street Credit and shouldn’t get mugged.
God dam i Hated that show.

Last edited by N.A.T.O (2006-09-15 22:04:08)

ozzie_johnson
Member
+98|7076|Penrith, N.S.W, Australia
yeah you sound like a ganstar why did you get rolled.
mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6958|The Lost Highway

Knifey McStabstab wrote:

Well, I work at a pizza place and, occasionally, I have to close the store at night, which means not leaving until 1am. Last night was one of those nights. When I have to close, I usually take a half hour break around 10 after already working 5 hours. This time was no different. I walked down to the nearest gas station to get an energy drink. Again, like I always do.

As I start to walk back, I notice several guys talking pretty loudly behind me. I didn't really think anything of it at first but they started to get closer and as they got closer, they got quieter. I still really wasn't too scared because I'm not a small guy and I'm really no stranger to fights. Next thing I know the yell, "Hey." So I stop and turn around. They told me to hand over any money I had. I told them I didn't have much but before I could reach into my pocket to give themanything, one guy hits me right across the face. He must have had dusters because I was out cold.

When I came to, I checked my pockets. They had taken everything, my cellphone, my wallet, even my Red Bull. I slowly made my way back to work dejected and angry and still a little dazed. When I got there I immediately called the police. They, of course, took their time getting there and when they did, I explained everything that happened. After all that, the policeman just looked at me and sayed, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Aire."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Thats the funniest shit I've ever read on here. Hahaha...
RandomSchl
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+52|6862|California
lame
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6981|British Columbia, Canada
You should change the Thread title to "I just got pwned"
Dusk_X2
Member
+6|7110|Kansas
um what just happened?
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|7165|The United Center
You should change the title to "Fancy_Pollux is more original than I am".
Y0URDAD
I'ma Eat Yo Children!
+17|7064|Annapolis, MD
lol
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7087|mexico
lol i thought it was funny, i had to read the aunty and uncle line a couple of times tho. i was like "wtf? thats weird.... ohhhh. oooooooooooohhhh..... hahahaha. ok." then i wrote this reply.
DaReJa
BF2s US Server Admin
+257|7045|Los Angeles, California, US.

ThomasMorgan wrote:

You should change the title to "Fancy_Pollux is more original than I am".
TMo Beat me to it.
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AKA DanielRJ
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Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7049|Washington, DC

Please, delete your BF2S cookies from your browser, uninstall Windows, and never use a computer again.
TheDoctor
The Original BF2 Timelord
+51|6952|Australia
i knew something was wrong when you said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Aire." but still not funny.

Last edited by TheDoctor (2006-09-15 22:13:14)

S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6937|Montucky
Jesus Tittyfucking Christmas.. i just lost a few brain cells after reading that..
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|7091|Colorado
Close the thread... Bye
https://online.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/fresh-prince-bel-air.jpg
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7116

Wasn't funny when Fancy Pollux did it either.
The#1Spot
Member
+105|6958|byah

Knifey McStabstab wrote:

Well, I work at a pizza place and, occasionally, I have to close the store at night, which means not leaving until 1am. Last night was one of those nights. When I have to close, I usually take a half hour break around 10 after already working 5 hours. This time was no different. I walked down to the nearest gas station to get an energy drink. Again, like I always do.

As I start to walk back, I notice several guys talking pretty loudly behind me. I didn't really think anything of it at first but they started to get closer and as they got closer, they got quieter. I still really wasn't too scared because I'm not a small guy and I'm really no stranger to fights. Next thing I know the yell, "Hey." So I stop and turn around. They told me to hand over any money I had. I told them I didn't have much but before I could reach into my pocket to give themanything, one guy hits me right across the face. He must have had dusters because I was out cold.

When I came to, I checked my pockets. They had taken everything, my cellphone, my wallet, even my Red Bull. I slowly made my way back to work dejected and angry and still a little dazed. When I got there I immediately called the police. They, of course, took their time getting there and when they did, I explained everything that happened. After all that, the policeman just looked at me and sayed, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Aire."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
maybe thats the reason you were mugged cause you switched personalities constantly and they thought you were retarded
Darky
Hi..
+71|6980|Here.
Erm at OP.


LMAO at replies.

Papa Smurf 314
Right in the Smurfin' parking lot?
+90|7188|New York
/facestab
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7116

The#1Spot wrote:

Knifey McStabstab wrote:

Well, I work at a pizza place and, occasionally, I have to close the store at night, which means not leaving until 1am. Last night was one of those nights. When I have to close, I usually take a half hour break around 10 after already working 5 hours. This time was no different. I walked down to the nearest gas station to get an energy drink. Again, like I always do.

As I start to walk back, I notice several guys talking pretty loudly behind me. I didn't really think anything of it at first but they started to get closer and as they got closer, they got quieter. I still really wasn't too scared because I'm not a small guy and I'm really no stranger to fights. Next thing I know the yell, "Hey." So I stop and turn around. They told me to hand over any money I had. I told them I didn't have much but before I could reach into my pocket to give themanything, one guy hits me right across the face. He must have had dusters because I was out cold.

When I came to, I checked my pockets. They had taken everything, my cellphone, my wallet, even my Red Bull. I slowly made my way back to work dejected and angry and still a little dazed. When I got there I immediately called the police. They, of course, took their time getting there and when they did, I explained everything that happened. After all that, the policeman just looked at me and sayed, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Aire."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
maybe thats the reason you were mugged cause you switched personalities constantly and they thought you were retarded
I laughed at this. So hard, that I think my eye came out.

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