Best. Thread. Ever.

2006-09-20 13:25:21

#1

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7128|Charlie One Alpha

This is in my opinion the best thread ever. It's from General Mayhem, some bigass general forum. His story is unbelievable, but what really makes this thread gold is everybody's responses. He opens with
"SERIOUS REPLYS ONLY! I'M FUCKING CRYING ABOUT THIS" and the first 3 pages or so are people laughing at him and calling bullshit. The very best part is that his story seems to be TRUE.

Ok... I think I got my mom pregnant

Anyway, post your very favorite threads here, from any forum.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-09-20 13:28:48

#2

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6952|Denmizzark!!

Holy crap that is some sick shit..

2006-09-20 13:33:37

#3

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7016|Seattle

LMAO!!! Second best thread I've read today! WOOOO! That's so fucked up!

cliff notes lol!

The comments are the best.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-09-20 13:34:39

#4

bennisboy: Member; +829|7065|Poundland

omg that is the funniest thing ive seen, and I've seen fat people running and girls attempting to play sport

2006-09-20 13:36:20

#5

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7128|Charlie One Alpha

King_County_Downy wrote:
LMAO!!! Second best thread I've read today! WOOOO! That's so fucked up!

cliff notes lol!

The comments are the best.

Indeed, the comments are gold. The first guy who said 'motherfucker' was brilliant.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-09-20 13:36:28

#6

DocZ: Member; +13|7107|Belgium

hillbillies......

2006-09-20 13:36:30

#7

BlaZin'Feenix: I'm just that good; +156|7038|Cork, Ireland

My God that was weird

2006-09-20 13:38:19

#8

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7128|Charlie One Alpha

So it was kinda my intention that you guys would also post your favorite threads

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-09-20 13:39:16

#9

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7170|Chicago.

*Vomits*

2006-09-20 13:44:17

#10

alpinestar: Member; +304|7015|New York City baby.

only in america I guess ?

2006-09-20 13:44:39

#11

millhous: Member; +39|7056|OREEGONE, USA

My buddy posted one a few years ago on another forum about his first time rubbin one out that had me in tears laughing so hard.

This was in the 8th grade and he'd heard about how to do it, but he never actually did it. One day, he was committed.

His parents both decided to go to the store to pick up some groceries so he thought that'd be the perfect time. In his parents room, is a big tv that we used to watch afternoon cartoons on after school. Well he digs up one of his dads pornos and pops it into the VCR.

He starts going to town so furiously that he starts getting lightheaded. When he blows his load, he passes out smacking his head on the tv stand.

His parents came home to find him knocked out naked on their floor with a porno playing and spooge all over himself, their floor, and tv stand.

I told him it was a funny, but bullshit story. I've been contemplating asking his dad if it was true, but how the hell do you break the ice with that one.

2006-09-20 13:47:13

#12

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|7102|The Lou

alpinestar wrote:
only in america I guess ?

he was from canada.....

2006-09-20 13:48:47

#13

bennisboy: Member; +829|7065|Poundland

millhous wrote:
My buddy posted one a few years ago on another forum about his first time rubbin one out that had me in tears laughing so hard.

This was in the 8th grade and he'd heard about how to do it, but he never actually did it. One day, he was committed.

His parents both decided to go to the store to pick up some groceries so he thought that'd be the perfect time. In his parents room, is a big tv that we used to watch afternoon cartoons on after school. Well he digs up one of his dads pornos and pops it into the VCR.

He starts going to town so furiously that he starts getting lightheaded. When he blows his load, he passes out smacking his head on the tv stand.

His parents came home to find him knocked out naked on their floor with a porno playing and spooge all over himself, their floor, and tv stand.

I told him it was a funny, but bullshit story. I've been contemplating asking his dad if it was true, but how the hell do you break the ice with that one.

haha man now that would be so embarresin, I wanna see the battle recorder, wait, damn I'll be going now

2006-09-20 13:49:33

#14

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7016|Seattle

My favorites:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=45120 posted today by blademaster. Had me and my manager rolling

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=31772&p=1 and this one: http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=32318&p=1

They kinda mixed together once they got a few pages long but wow. Just wow. We never did get to play a game with snoopy

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-09-20 13:58:00)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-09-20 13:52:20

#15

P581: Monkey; +44|6888

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=45121

My favorite thread ever.

Existentialism anyone?

2006-09-20 13:55:07

#16

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7128|Charlie One Alpha

millhous wrote:
My buddy posted one a few years ago on another forum about his first time rubbin one out that had me in tears laughing so hard.

This was in the 8th grade and he'd heard about how to do it, but he never actually did it. One day, he was committed.

His parents both decided to go to the store to pick up some groceries so he thought that'd be the perfect time. In his parents room, is a big tv that we used to watch afternoon cartoons on after school. Well he digs up one of his dads pornos and pops it into the VCR.

He starts going to town so furiously that he starts getting lightheaded. When he blows his load, he passes out smacking his head on the tv stand.

His parents came home to find him knocked out naked on their floor with a porno playing and spooge all over himself, their floor, and tv stand.

I told him it was a funny, but bullshit story. I've been contemplating asking his dad if it was true, but how the hell do you break the ice with that one.

It's bullshit, I've seen that story before in several different variations.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2006-09-20 13:57:47

#17

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|7240|Delaware

I would never drink with my mom...

2006-09-20 13:58:28

#18

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7068

That story is not true. I saw it posted on another forum. A WoW forum thinking about it... I think someone posted a link to it on here. And no, I do not visit WoW forums.

2006-09-20 13:58:53

#19

C01d Fusion: Member; +7|6940

that was so f-d up...but yeah, new meaning to "motherfucker"

2006-09-20 14:00:54

#20

Aphex_D: I live for the 306; +26|7060|Uk

[Not Safe For Work]

http://www.wizardsforum.co.uk/viewforum … f600cfe432

Anything from there

[Not Safe For Work]

2006-09-20 14:00:59

#21

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|7102|The Lou

i love how the guy said the sex was great, LMAO!!!

2006-09-20 14:09:31

#22

SoC./Omega: Member; +122|6960|Omaha, Nebraska!

-shakes- ehehheeh thats the grossest thing i think ive ever heard.

2006-09-20 14:23:11

#23

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|7042|Camp XRay

HURLEY wrote:
alpinestar wrote:
only in america I guess ?
he was from canada.....

well that almost sounds like a fancy_pollux post. all though his are not that stomach turning. also i think i through up a little in my mouth half way through...

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png

2006-09-20 14:24:53

#24

herrr_smity: Member; +156|7047|space command ur anus

how the fuck did he get it hard.
Jesus fucking christ

2006-09-20 14:27:26

#25

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7016|Seattle

Sick and Wrong.

But that's why I like it

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

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