BF2S Forums Courses for Women

LOL...I may be sleeping on the couch tonight.  I just sent it to my woman. 

I think every man with a wife/SO would like them to take some of those courses.

1.Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption


Were do i sign her up.

Last edited by N.A.T.O (2006-10-05 11:25:34)

Darth_Fleder wrote:

Communication Skills IV: Commercials and Halftime are proper times for conversation
Sex: It's For The Married Couple Too
Advanced Fueling: How To Take The Filler Cap Off
Housekeeping: Yes, it's your job.
Directions I: If he isn't asking for them, you aren't lost.
Directions II: How to enjoy new sights.
Economics I: Saving money means not spending it.
Economics II: You are not "saving" money by going to sales, you are spending it.
Economics III: Spending 5 hours to save $5 is not an effective use of time.

Good courses m8.

Another courses could be...
-The toilet seat: How to get it down.
-The toilet seat II: It is allowed to pee on it.

Grammar- Cute is not a word. Niether is stylish, adorable, rainbow or tears.

I got this email today:

The Guys' Rules
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We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the  other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.  Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, basketball, football, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.   Round IS a shape!

1. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight because you read this, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:

LOL...I may be sleeping on the couch tonight.  I just sent it to my woman. 

Hmm you  haven't been married for very long, or in that relationship for very long.

See, for me sleeping on the couch is actually fun, here is why;

1. Very comfortable couch
2. Big screen T.V.
3. XBOX and PS2
4. A small library of DVDs
5. Satelite TV
6. MY PC is out in the living room
7. Comfy couch


I find sleeping in the living room is much better because of these reason, now notice how i put Comfy couch on there twice, that is the most important reason.

well, i love all of them except that like any food, prepared correctly, tofu is excellent.
trust me. of course you wont like it if you eat it raw, just like broccoli.
just wanted to throw that out there.

jermyang wrote:

well, i love all of them except that like any food, prepared correctly, tofu is excellent.
trust me. of course you wont like it if you eat it raw, just like broccoli.
just wanted to throw that out there.

stir-fried veges with udon noodles + marianted japanese tofu + sesame oil (with an asahi on the side) is one the finest meals known to the human race.

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:

LOL...I may be sleeping on the couch tonight.  I just sent it to my woman. 

dumbass!!! does it fold out?

don't you know, they can talk about you, you can't talk about them