Preach on brother... I'm in the same boat. Got the wife and a 7 & 3 year old. I get to play when they got to bed and on weekends (after I've finished the Honey-do's). All ya'll out there slammin' the women obviously aren't married! And it scares the hell outta me that someday my girls could date losers like you. Hopefully by then Wal-Mart will carry PKMs so I can make sure you treat them right!theknuck wrote:
wow buddy, thats pretty harsh!!!! pretty bad experience huh, well too bad its not that easy. i have a wife and 4 month old baby boy at home. so that route is not the answer. i usually have to wait for them to go to bed or wake up before them if i want some good bf2 time. sucks but its sacrifice. before the baby i played all the time, now its when i can. oh well, in ten years, i think i won't mind i chose to spend more time with my family. besides, my son and i are gonna pwn together when he's old enough. and the wife won't be able to do a thing about it!!!! haaaaaaahaaaaaaaagreenhaven wrote:
Tell her to shut the fuck up. You have fun playing BF2, if she doens't want you to enjoy yourself she can fuck off.
ZOMG BF2 IS LIKE T3h 1337zors Life I LOVE BF2 ZOMG
If you preffer 13 year old boys over the lady, well whatever tickles your pickle
M7_4nPr00, 1'm $0rr% b57 %05 41# 47 1n73rn370r2 #13 4nP B2 #13. XP
i am going to beat you to death with a dildo after i punch you in the throatalpinestar wrote:
If you preffer 13 year old boys over the lady, well whatever tickles your pickle
peado
Why would you have a Dildo?explosivo wrote:
i am going to beat you to death with a dildo after i punch you in the throatalpinestar wrote:
If you preffer 13 year old boys over the lady, well whatever tickles your pickle
peado
Must get one!EntertaineR_06 wrote:
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/8103 … ote5ul.jpg
i stick it in your ass while you sleepN.A.T.O wrote:
Why would you have a Dildo?explosivo wrote:
i am going to beat you to death with a dildo after i punch you in the throatalpinestar wrote:
If you preffer 13 year old boys over the lady, well whatever tickles your pickle
peado
never wondered why you wake ip with anal bleeding?
What's with everybody saying BF2? You do realize that it is just a game right?
I solved this problem ages ago....
Get HER hooked on a video game!! We started playing Baldurs Gate 2 on xbox together (of course god mode was on cause she couldnt stay alive even with me killing everyone) so once she got the hang of it i started get REAL bored cause she wanted to look in ever nook/cranny/corner in the map for treasures...I couldnt take it any more and we beat the game and she didnt want to play alone, so I got her her own computer that SHE built wtih my instruction for easter....That brought her into the world of the sims...which lasted about 2 months...then I got her hooked on Ages of Mythology...she played that for a while, then Civ IV then I got her the Elder's Scroll Oblivion cause some forum peeps she knows kept talking about it...She was all excited for a few hours...then it crashed at the same spot every time about 5 hours into it, then she said, 'Is that game for xbox?'
I said 'no only xbox360' (which we didnt have)
The next morning she's up at 8am saying 'Can we go get an xbox 360 can we go get an xbox 360?' Like a little kid i tellyou what...
i said 'NO WAY!!!'
She said with huge puppy dogg eyes 'why?'
i said 'Cause best buy doesnt open for another 2 hours!' LOLOLOL
So SHE bought xbox360 and oblivion and 3 days later i got her the stragety guide for obilvion and...well...1.5 months later she has almost 200 hours on her save game and I have only played Table Tennis on the 360 with her twice.... I'm not allwoed to play if she's home cause if we're both home and she wantst o play its battlefield time for me!
Which is cool but i've been getitng bored with bf2....but that should be fixed here in a week when 2142 gets delivered to my doorstep! WOO HOOO!!
Cliff notes: Get her a game to play!
Get HER hooked on a video game!! We started playing Baldurs Gate 2 on xbox together (of course god mode was on cause she couldnt stay alive even with me killing everyone) so once she got the hang of it i started get REAL bored cause she wanted to look in ever nook/cranny/corner in the map for treasures...I couldnt take it any more and we beat the game and she didnt want to play alone, so I got her her own computer that SHE built wtih my instruction for easter....That brought her into the world of the sims...which lasted about 2 months...then I got her hooked on Ages of Mythology...she played that for a while, then Civ IV then I got her the Elder's Scroll Oblivion cause some forum peeps she knows kept talking about it...She was all excited for a few hours...then it crashed at the same spot every time about 5 hours into it, then she said, 'Is that game for xbox?'
I said 'no only xbox360' (which we didnt have)
The next morning she's up at 8am saying 'Can we go get an xbox 360 can we go get an xbox 360?' Like a little kid i tellyou what...
i said 'NO WAY!!!'
She said with huge puppy dogg eyes 'why?'
i said 'Cause best buy doesnt open for another 2 hours!' LOLOLOL
So SHE bought xbox360 and oblivion and 3 days later i got her the stragety guide for obilvion and...well...1.5 months later she has almost 200 hours on her save game and I have only played Table Tennis on the 360 with her twice.... I'm not allwoed to play if she's home cause if we're both home and she wantst o play its battlefield time for me!
Which is cool but i've been getitng bored with bf2....but that should be fixed here in a week when 2142 gets delivered to my doorstep! WOO HOOO!!
Cliff notes: Get her a game to play!
hey i sarted this as a joke, i wasn't seriousFrankieSpankie3388 wrote:
What's with everybody saying BF2? You do realize that it is just a game right?
my computer dosn't do the dishes lol
jest
Holy shit dude, I think he was joking.explosivo wrote:
i stick it in your ass while you sleepN.A.T.O wrote:
Why would you have a Dildo?explosivo wrote:
i am going to beat you to death with a dildo after i punch you in the throat
peado
never wondered why you wake ip with anal bleeding?
Dude, just mount your lcd on the ceiling, that way you can bone and pwn at the same time.
So was he, people here are never serious about anything.ExecutionerStyle wrote:
Holy shit dude, I think he was joking.explosivo wrote:
i stick it in your ass while you sleepN.A.T.O wrote:
Why would you have a Dildo?
never wondered why you wake ip with anal bleeding?
mother of my child or a product .... hmmm ...
haha thats so sickGoven wrote:
My mom did that at first, to my dad. But she plays now. Heck, she's better than he is.
I haven't played BF2 in about 10 days, and in the last few days, wifey has been giving me everything I want.
Anyone picking BF2 just aren't getting the good stuff, or a punk who has never gotten it good...
Anyone picking BF2 just aren't getting the good stuff, or a punk who has never gotten it good...
Last edited by Ilocano (2006-10-10 17:15:07)
(walks the fuck away from this thread)
Dude, thanks for the smile...that crap gets to me too. +1BigmacK wrote:
M7_4nPr00, 1'm $0rr% b57 %05 41# 47 1n73rn370r2 #13 4nP B2 #13. XP
Heh, my wife is better than all of yours put together. When I'm hunkered down for a big BF2 session, she brings me hot mochas, kisses me on the cheek and says "g'nite honey, pwn the bejezus out of them!"
Max
Max
By far the best advise...E V E R!!!!HaywoodJablowme wrote:
Dude, just mount your lcd on the ceiling, that way you can bone and pwn at the same time.
Bah are you kidding me. I hope your joking
Choosing between kicking YOUR wife out of BOTH of yours house whom you devoted your life to/vowed to spend your life with her through marriage over a teen rated video game. Its so tough
lol, "Bone & PwN", best punchline ever.
Choosing between kicking YOUR wife out of BOTH of yours house whom you devoted your life to/vowed to spend your life with her through marriage over a teen rated video game. Its so tough
lol, "Bone & PwN", best punchline ever.
Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-10-10 21:36:08)
u can't have sex w/ bf2...
I just introduced my gf to the game. Invited her over while I was playing, she asked to try...that was a year ago. Now, she plays as much as I do, ifnot more, we still have time for Real Life and such, and i ended up building her a new comp for her bday this past August. Now, we are both looking forward to 2142.
Dang... my wife can't stand gaming... not even fish with the kids. I am guilty of "gaming wife envy"... was that one covered in Se7en?SchmilK wrote:
I solved this problem ages ago....
Get HER hooked on a video game!! We started playing Baldurs Gate 2 on xbox together (of course god mode was on cause she couldnt stay alive even with me killing everyone) so once she got the hang of it i started get REAL bored cause she wanted to look in ever nook/cranny/corner in the map for treasures...I couldnt take it any more and we beat the game and she didnt want to play alone, so I got her her own computer that SHE built wtih my instruction for easter....That brought her into the world of the sims...which lasted about 2 months...then I got her hooked on Ages of Mythology...she played that for a while, then Civ IV then I got her the Elder's Scroll Oblivion cause some forum peeps she knows kept talking about it...She was all excited for a few hours...then it crashed at the same spot every time about 5 hours into it, then she said, 'Is that game for xbox?'
I said 'no only xbox360' (which we didnt have)
The next morning she's up at 8am saying 'Can we go get an xbox 360 can we go get an xbox 360?' Like a little kid i tellyou what...
i said 'NO WAY!!!'
She said with huge puppy dogg eyes 'why?'
i said 'Cause best buy doesnt open for another 2 hours!' LOLOLOL
So SHE bought xbox360 and oblivion and 3 days later i got her the stragety guide for obilvion and...well...1.5 months later she has almost 200 hours on her save game and I have only played Table Tennis on the 360 with her twice.... I'm not allwoed to play if she's home cause if we're both home and she wantst o play its battlefield time for me!
Which is cool but i've been getitng bored with bf2....but that should be fixed here in a week when 2142 gets delivered to my doorstep! WOO HOOO!!
Cliff notes: Get her a game to play!