The Cd has holeskar916 wrote:
u can't have sex w/ bf2...
Give her a copy! And play together! Than you can do a valid teabagging!explosivo wrote:
my wife constantly complains about me playing bf2
should i kick her out?
Only the cheek? I get torrid kisses...Maxxxie74 wrote:
Heh, my wife is better than all of yours put together. When I'm hunkered down for a big BF2 session, she brings me hot mochas, kisses me on the cheek and says "g'nite honey, pwn the bejezus out of them!"
Max
Sorry to say this but if you have a wife, you are damn too old to play bf2
yup... this way.. you can prone spam in real life and in the game at the same time... with some bunny hopping for... extra pleasureFujin wrote:
By far the best advise...E V E R!!!!HaywoodJablowme wrote:
Dude, just mount your lcd on the ceiling, that way you can bone and pwn at the same time.
dont talk pish.Fabbi_Kanin wrote:
Sorry to say this but if you have a wife, you are damn too old to play bf2
whats the age limit?
your to young to play it.
to damn, not damn too
give her a credit card and sex 3-4 times a week at least, and she wont bother you at all.
wife or Bf2..are you an idiot. its a computer game..kick the wife out
jk..
jk..
tell her to get on her knees and pledge alliegence to your dick.
That's spot on, exactly what I say to mineCommandoRog wrote:
My wife was the same way always bitching.
I just told her,hey listen.
Im at home.you know where im at.
Im not out getting drunk.
Im not trying to get some pussy while im drunk.
Im not spending alot of money on food and drink.
Just spend time with her,but let her understand that you need to play to blow off some steam.
One word to you sir, Prozac
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EntertaineR_06 wrote:
QFT.BigmacK wrote:
Wife = More important.You do that and I will personally invent a way of transporting myself through the internats just so I can kick yo ass.47man wrote:
Next time she bitches, punch her in the throat...
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Holly shit this has been one of the best topics posted today. I have to admit though, the one guy that posted the picture of the Maxim Remote...you know where I could get one of those?
Besides, he does have hands.DirtyMexican wrote:
The Cd has holeskar916 wrote:
u can't have sex w/ bf2...
Just yell ENEMY BOAT SPOTTED all night long. Either she lets you play BF2 or you're single again.
However much fun BF2 is, it doesn't beat a blowjob, plus with a blowjob there mouth is full and you can't hear em whine then. j/k
a marriage/relationship is all about compromise and communication you and your wife/miss have to do a bit of both once in a while
deadawakeing wrote:
poidloid wrote:
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When I address this issue (every night), I remind her that I used to goto bars with my buddies and stay up until 3am getting schnockered. I tell her that even when I'm not playing BF2, she's usually in the other room doing her yoga workout / watching something else on tv (cause she doesn't want to tell me to change the channel WTF), or taking a 2 hour long bath. I informed her that my lifestyle has changed, I'm not hurting anyone, I'm enjoying what I do, and as beautiful as she is -I can't just sit around the house staring at her all the time. I have altered my habits to accommodate her schedule. For example, I take a shower before I start playing (in case that last round lasts a bit long and I don't want the shower to wake her up at 12am). I don't play while my 3 year old is up, and I make sure that the lawn is always mowed and any other manly chores are done. Good luck, I hope some of this helps.theknuck wrote:
wow buddy, thats pretty harsh!!!! pretty bad experience huh, well too bad its not that easy. i have a wife and 4 month old baby boy at home. so that route is not the answer. i usually have to wait for them to go to bed or wake up before them if i want some good bf2 time. sucks but its sacrifice. before the baby i played all the time, now its when i can. oh well, in ten years, i think i won't mind i chose to spend more time with my family. besides, my son and i are gonna pwn together when he's old enough. and the wife won't be able to do a thing about it!!!! haaaaaaahaaaaaaaagreenhaven wrote:
Tell her to shut the fuck up. You have fun playing BF2, if she doens't want you to enjoy yourself she can fuck off.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Texting "I miss you" once in a while does wonders... Don't overdo it though, otherwise it won't work anymore.DBBrinson1 wrote:
When I address this issue (every night), I remind her that I used to goto bars with my buddies and stay up until 3am getting schnockered. I tell her that even when I'm not playing BF2, she's usually in the other room doing her yoga workout / watching something else on tv (cause she doesn't want to tell me to change the channel WTF), or taking a 2 hour long bath. I informed her that my lifestyle has changed, I'm not hurting anyone, I'm enjoying what I do, and as beautiful as she is -I can't just sit around the house staring at her all the time. I have altered my habits to accommodate her schedule. For example, I take a shower before I start playing (in case that last round lasts a bit long and I don't want the shower to wake her up at 12am). I don't play while my 3 year old is up, and I make sure that the lawn is always mowed and any other manly chores are done. Good luck, I hope some of this helps.
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I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd wager you're not in any type of long-term relationship.greenhaven wrote:
Tell her to shut the fuck up. You have fun playing BF2, if she doens't want you to enjoy yourself she can fuck off.
You're spot on! I don't get the people who think that games are only for kids. It's like saying that you can't play soccer after you turn 18!explosivo wrote:
dont talk pish.Fabbi_Kanin wrote:
Sorry to say this but if you have a wife, you are damn too old to play bf2
whats the age limit?
your to young to play it.
to damn, not damn too
Btw, what do you mean with the last line?
eBay?Sgt.Pain24 wrote:
Holly shit this has been one of the best topics posted today. I have to admit though, the one guy that posted the picture of the Maxim Remote...you know where I could get one of those?
read what he saidGawwad wrote:
You're spot on! I don't get the people who think that games are only for kids. It's like saying that you can't play soccer after you turn 18!explosivo wrote:
dont talk pish.Fabbi_Kanin wrote:
Sorry to say this but if you have a wife, you are damn too old to play bf2
whats the age limit?
your to young to play it.
to damn, not damn too
Btw, what do you mean with the last line?
Explain the game to her..maybe she will like, if she does make her an own account and let here enjoy the game too. If she doesn't like it, just say that you do like it and she's just gotta live with it?explosivo wrote:
my wife constantly complains about me playing bf2
should i kick her out?
BTW: I'm 16, don't take my advice too seriously...incase things go wrong?
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