I can't help but ask, but why would a man go into a stall (for #1) and risk buttering up a toilet when there plently of open urinals?
I think that most are afraid that someone might see their little penis.
I go into a cubicle, I'd feel too bad for anyone stood next to me at a urinal.
Plus if I go into a cubicle I can play with my bumhole while I wee.
Plus if I go into a cubicle I can play with my bumhole while I wee.
because in a stall I like to let my Knob drink ....it puts people off when you nudge the mints around!!!!
Acutally, you know what I find even more humorous? The guy who is standing practically sideways at the urinal with his back to you...what the hell is with that?jsnipy wrote:
I can't help but ask, but why would a man go into a stall (for #1) and risk buttering up a toilet when there plently of open urinals?
depends on how despirate he is too pee, if i'm bursting i,m not going to stand next to a few guys using a urinal, when they will be able to see my expressions and match that to the "yeah oh yeah arhggggghhggggggggg thats good real good, oHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man i needed that, sweet - oh hay guys sorry but i was bursting words and sounds i make". And to mention the possible dangers to others as chunks of the ceramic bowl go wizzing of and piss is deflected in all directions.
This is what typically tends to happen if i'm out on the pop (drinking).
So my Answer is havnt really got a problem with using a urinal unless i'm bursting and drunk.
This is what typically tends to happen if i'm out on the pop (drinking).
So my Answer is havnt really got a problem with using a urinal unless i'm bursting and drunk.
Cuz I can't stand the splatter you get from some urinals. Most are okay, but the ones that are kinda angular inside give you a polka-dot effect on your pants.
The ones who go in the stalls are those with a Prince Albert. Apparently it's like a garden sprinkler so they have to sit down and shove it between there legs a la Buffalo Bill.
And I am still NOT offering.
You really need help.The Magic Mullet wrote:
Plus if I go into a cubicle I can play with my bumhole while I wee.
And I am still NOT offering.
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Whats even funnier is the guy who holds it with 4 fingers.......but pisses on 2 of em!!FoShizzle wrote:
Acutally, you know what I find even more humorous? The guy who is standing practically sideways at the urinal with his back to you...what the hell is with that?jsnipy wrote:
I can't help but ask, but why would a man go into a stall (for #1) and risk buttering up a toilet when there plently of open urinals?
Urinal every time. You can't beet a bit of urinal steriliser football.
Shit i thought they were mints...no wonder the wife never kisses me when I come in after a night out..DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Urinal every time. You can't beet a bit of urinal steriliser football.
"prevent toilet butter"
I don't like going for twosies in a public loo, I had a bad experience once.....
<looks back>
I was sat on the khazi in work, playing strip poker on my mobile phone when I got an unexpected stiffy. I achieved what is known as the Toilet Duck effect, as in getting right under the rim.
God knows who or what had been there before me.
<looks back>
I was sat on the khazi in work, playing strip poker on my mobile phone when I got an unexpected stiffy. I achieved what is known as the Toilet Duck effect, as in getting right under the rim.
God knows who or what had been there before me.
Oh he's here again lol,yeah i always wonderd why your finger had a "funky" smell about them remind me not to lick your fingers again.The Magic Mullet wrote:
I go into a cubicle, I'd feel too bad for anyone stood next to me at a urinal.
Plus if I go into a cubicle I can play with my bumhole while I wee.
Bit of both if i need to lay a bosog then stalls,plus must of the time i don't want someone eyeing up my dick.
Toilet Stall-Why?
Shitting in the urinal gets you funny looks.
Shitting in the urinal gets you funny looks.
I have had more than a few experiences with guys (mostly on trips to atlanta, the south's gay capital) peeking over to check out my junk, so i'll often opt for the stalls
edit: maybe a wee bit graphic, so i deleted
edit: maybe a wee bit graphic, so i deleted
Last edited by kr@cker (2006-10-12 10:59:48)
i fart when i pee, so stalls for me!
(wow, i'm a poet and i didn't know it)
(wow, i'm a poet and i didn't know it)
I am ashamed of working in the same office as youThe Magic Mullet wrote:
I go into a cubicle, I'd feel too bad for anyone stood next to me at a urinal.
Plus if I go into a cubicle I can play with my bumhole while I wee.
I bet your all SO PROUD that he joined your gang.loonitic wrote:
I am ashamed of working in the same office as youThe Magic Mullet wrote:
I go into a cubicle, I'd feel too bad for anyone stood next to me at a urinal.
Plus if I go into a cubicle I can play with my bumhole while I wee.
I shouldn't be allowed to talk to people....loonitic wrote:
I am ashamed of working in the same office as youThe Magic Mullet wrote:
I go into a cubicle, I'd feel too bad for anyone stood next to me at a urinal.
Plus if I go into a cubicle I can play with my bumhole while I wee.
Im glad he joined,he loves the cock so when the missus is on the rag,i can get some action.The Magic Mullet wrote:
I shouldn't be allowed to talk to people....loonitic wrote:
I am ashamed of working in the same office as you
I hate using urinals unless there is something good to piss on.
Fallen Tesco staff is always a good one....{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Im glad he joined,he loves the cock so when the missus is on the rag,i can get some action.The Magic Mullet wrote:
I shouldn't be allowed to talk to people....loonitic wrote:
I am ashamed of working in the same office as you
I hate using urinals unless there is something good to piss on.
*waitng for Mullet boy to volunteer*{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Im glad he joined,he loves the cock so when the missus is on the rag,i can get some action.The Magic Mullet wrote:
I shouldn't be allowed to talk to people....loonitic wrote:
I am ashamed of working in the same office as you
I hate using urinals unless there is something good to piss on.
i go to the cubicle. my penis is too big to hold and i'd get a sore back.
plus i like to drip on the seat so the next person who needs a shit gets a wet arse.
plus i like to drip on the seat so the next person who needs a shit gets a wet arse.
Stalls were full during half time at a football game...
I didn't want to wait so I took a dumb in a urinal instead...
You'd be surprised how many guys still used that one after I went.
I didn't want to wait so I took a dumb in a urinal instead...
You'd be surprised how many guys still used that one after I went.
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