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1. Its always good fun to shout out in the midst of a conversation going on outdoors :

OMFG LOOK AT THE SUN !!!!!

And 2 - 3 people stumble around seeing nothing for the next 10 - 15 minutes


2. My friend got a new GF some months or so ago and one evening after they moved together he was visiting me and i called his GF at home:

Me : Hello , may i speak to ******, i`m calling from the Male Victim center and ****** left a message for me yesterday evening. (he was out taking some beers that night)
GF : Eh ... well, he`s not home right now ..... can you tell me what its about ?
Me : No i cant, i`m sorry ..... it`s a very personal thing being assraped and my job prohibits me from talking to other than the client about such things.
GF : Assraped ? ... but but but, he has not told me about that !
Me : Are you his sister ?
GF : I`m his girlfriend and we just moved in together, how is he ? ... is he alright ?
----- It belongs to the story i know this girl from way back ! -----
Me : Eh ..... are you upset honey ?
GF : Honey ? .... who the f*** are you ?
Me : Promise not to kick my ass ?
GF : *Silence* ...... Stig ?
Me : Depends .....
GF : /(%#¤/&#%(&%#"%#¤%&/V i`m so freakin gonna /&¤"%&#¤/(%¤%& you bastard !
GF : *click*

Me : ******, you think she`s mad ?
Friend : You`re done for i tell you !

----- Some roses and she calmed down, and i`m still alive -----

Last edited by Varegg (2006-10-16 07:40:48)

This one you can only do once, and it depends on the person. Now my wife happens to be that one person.

Since my wife is a terrible driver (4 speeding tickets, 1 vehicle wreck[not her fault though]), we were pulling away from a stop sign, crossing 2 lanes of traffic to get into the lane of choice.  Now upon crossing said lanes of traffic I let out this awfully loud shreik of death (like one that you'd make before you're shown your own bowels or have an arm amputated by a pyscho) and yelled, "OH MY GOD A FUCKING TREE!!!!!!!!" It was good for a few second laugh but the look on her face was priceless.

In high school, our shop teacher had parked his truck in the garage as he was teaching us basic engine repair etc, for 2 weeks his truck had sat in the shop garage as we went over everything about it.  My buddy and I figured out a little trick, we added a small electronic horn (one commonly found on a car or truck), we hid the horn next to the transmission and spliced the wiring into the brake lights, hooked up a power and ground wire. Now this truck had sat in the shop for another few days and we finally passed Basic Mechanics 101, Mr Gilman takes his truck out of the shop now lo and behold everytime he presses the brake pedal a horn goes off, this went on for a few days before he figured it out.

Also we'd reverse the polarity on our MIG and TIG Welders (only a person whom knows how to weld or knows the basic concept would think its funny)

The last night we were at MCRD San Diego (USMC Boot Camp), we placed a bunch of beds infront of the drill instructor's door.  Now every hour on the hour from 10:00 (22:00) Hrs untill 0600 AM, Firewatch would beat on this little wood board next to the DI's room, and announce the time. You'd hit that board twice when doing so.  Now if there was an emergency of some sort, you'd hit that little board 3 times and announce the emergancy.  So myself, the platoon guide and a squad leader convinced firewatch to beat on the door and state Private Newbie was having convulsions.. The door opens and gung ho Senior Drill Instructor Staff Sgt. Brockmann slams right into the beds.. all we heard were muffed death threats and you mother fuckers are going to pay....

When I first came to Austria I lived in dorm for a while. There were about 20 rooms on one floor and we shared a kitchen and a living room. Great days. There was this extremely annoying girl that kept complaining to us and reporting us for drinking and playing poker (gambling not allowed). She was a bitch basically.
So I asked a mate of mine to bring me bunch of eggs from his farm. Now these were not you regular supermarket eggs. These were different.

Well I took bunch of those eggs and replace hers in our shared refrigerator. Next morning we just waited for her to make breakfast. So of course she preheated some oil and cracked an egg in it. Since this was a "special egg" out comes this partially formed chicken and hits the pan. And right away the oil starts crackling and there was this sickly sweet smell that kind of smelled like meat, but not really. SO this girl just starts screaming like crazy and the poor chicken starts making an awful squeaky sound. And it kind of starts twitching and turning, what looks like a head, towards her. So she looses it and stumbles back falls down and then just runs away.
IT was so funny that we just kept on laughing. Someone from the administration came and we just couldn stop laughing.
We got kicked out of the dorm and I couldnt eat eggs for a loooooong while but it was worth it. Funniest day of my life.

cmon give me some ideas. Me likes pranks

OK, so last year my friend (from a different school) went to some college retreat thing and met a girl from my school. He kept bugging me to try to get her screen name for him or something and I got to the point where I was so annoyed, I made up a screen name and pretended to be the girl. It worked for like 3 days, he was so grateful because he thought he was talking to her, but really to me. I was trying to be as convincing as possible. I obviously did a pretty good job and even had a girly profile and shit. Then all of a sudden at the end of the week, he figured it out and was like "Hi Frank" and he hated me for like a week. It was awesome! The ironic thing is that that all took place in sophomore year, and I never really talked to her even though she sat right in front of me for a class. Then I sat next to her for two in junior year and we became best friends, even went to the prom with her. Now tell me that's not ironic.

i remember when  hit my friend my with my cock while he sleeping

that was a good night

Last edited by 137twozerosniper (2006-10-16 15:14:25)

FFLink13 wrote:

friend went to sit down, i pulled the chair away and he fell.

i burst out laughing and everyone in the hall just looked at me like i was an idiot.

HE WAS THE ONE WHO FELL!

That actually reminds me of another story. I just got home from school and my friend came to my house right away so we could go play hockey, I just had to get dressed. I saw his bag on the ground in the middle of the doorway and was like "Why the hell did you leave this here?" I booted it at him as he was sitting down. It hit the chair and the chair moved out of the way and he just had a slow-motion fall and the whole house shook once he hit the floor.