SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7244|Delaware
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alphabet_of_Manliness

http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/

The first official book released by the online atricle writing, hot sauce guzzling, baby killing, retard punching, man that is Maddox.

(Maddox's Manly Homepage : thebestpageintheuniverse.com)

If you don't know who Maddox is or you have not heard of this book, your life is not complete. You are missing out on the most testosterone-filled erection-spawning time of your life. This book redefines what it means to be a man and makes whatever you previously thought about yourself wrong. You must makes this book second to no other in your life and treat it as the 26 Commandments.

The book consists of 26 short sections, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet.

    * A - Ass-Kicking
    * B - Boners
    * C - Copping a Feel
    * D - Taking a Dump
    * E - Enlightenment
    * F - Female Wrestling
    * G - Gas
    * H - Hot Sauce
    * I - Irate
    * J - Jerky, Beef
    * K - Knockers
    * L - Lumberjack
    * M - Metal (Music)
    * N - Norris, Chuck
    * O - Obedience
    * P - Pirates
    * Q - Quickies
    * R - Road Rage
    * S - Sneaking a Peek
    * T - Taunting
    * U - Urinal Etiquette
    * V - Violence
    * W - Winner
    * X - XXX
    * Y - Yelling
    * Z - Zombies


Maddox wrote this book in order for the mediocre of the world to try and better themselves by one iota. This means you should take advantage of it, instead of being a wuss and saying you're manly behind your computer screen. If you have not let this book punch you in the groin yet, you have the following options:

A: Buy the book and experience a joy like no other
B: All of the Above

I have read this book extensively and I will tell you it gave me more erections than an adult film mixed with a cream soda. I will write you a short guide on how to find out about Maddox and decide whether you will purchase this book or bow at his feet and THEN purchase this book.

Step 1: Go to http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com and read every article, every piece of hate mail, and the disclaimer. You will feel 2% more manly. (although you won't be)

Step 2: Email Maddox with Fan mail - only one piece that he may decide to read. (Do not expect him to, however)

Step 3: Kiss Maddox's feet OR Purcahse the book. I suggest the most expensive version because you need to make yourself feel like you have a lot of money. Remember, the more you pay, the better is it for you.

Step 3.5: Repeat step 3 if you have not purchased the book at this point.

Step 4: Read the book. Indulge yourself the the Catholic churches does with little boys. You will feel 400% more manly (you might be 10% more manly in reality)

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4. Manliness will not exceed 99% because 100% is reserved for Maddox, Chuck Norris, Lumberjacks, and Pirates.

Did I forget to mention that book should be your number 1 priority until you die?

Last edited by SysTray (2006-10-20 16:44:46)

Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7198|Noizyland

Maddox is a very good writer and he makes good points with his writing, but honestly he acts too bitter too often. His work should be taken as nothing but humour.

Angry, angry young man.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6961|Long Island, New York
Norris, Chuck FTW
w00stafa
Krylov Whore
+35|6981|AK101 Factory
It's worth it for the Chuck Norris entry, tis a good read - but as above the bitterness does get a bit strong.
TehWeAz
Member
+3|6826|California/Arizona
Too bad this reads as an advertisement for his book rather than a recommendation...
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7121

Tired of seeing all this bullshit about Chuck Norris. He's on Bowflex commercials for crying out loud. He's washed up, get over it.
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7244|Delaware

TehWeAz wrote:

Too bad this reads as an advertisement for his book rather than a recommendation...
Too bad it doesn't matter what you think it is.

Psp, Chuck Norris was a manly man. If you read the book his life will be truly enlightened to you.
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7244|Delaware
What kind of question is that? I wrote it. Futhermore, I know it was a good comeback, regardless of your sarcasm html that you never wrote the opening bracket for.

It doesn't matter what you think it is. Until you've followed those instructions, you're wrong.

TehWeAz wrote:

Good comeback.

</Sarcasm>

Seriously, have you even read your own post?
He deleted his post.

Last edited by SysTray (2006-10-20 17:47:50)

TehWeAz
Member
+3|6826|California/Arizona

SysTray wrote:

What kind of question is that? I wrote it. Futhermore, I know it was a good comeback, regardless of your sarcasm html that you never wrote the opening bracket for.

It doesn't matter what you think it is. Until you've followed those instructions, you're wrong.

TehWeAz wrote:

Good comeback.

</Sarcasm>

Seriously, have you even read your own post?
He deleted his post.
The reason I deleted it was because I didn't want to incite a flame war.

Just so you know, I've read the book and I love it.  I just don't agree with the way you went about creating this thread.  That's all I'm going to say.  I'm peacing out of this thread.
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7186

I read it a week before it came out on the shelves Indigo Employees ftw

It's a good book as a past-time summer reading thing, but not if you're looking for an intelligent book.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7198|Noizyland

I'm surprised Maddox didn't see through the bullshit about Chuck Norris.
Nevertheless, Z is for Zombie and I wouldn't have it any other way.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7154|Uhh... erm...
Meh, my alphabet consists of A B C D L M N O G.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7188|Dallas
I read about half of Maddox's book and came to the conclusion of, Maddox in small doses is wonderful and hilarious, a book full of Maddox is annoying, repetitive and boring.

Maddox has some good shit, but the book is like an overdose of hatred and downer humor.
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7244|Delaware
Maddox is the epitome of hatred and downer humor. For him to write a book on how to be just like him is a step in the right direction.

It's like founding a religion and writing your own bible.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7114|Devon, England

Tetrino wrote:

Meh, my alphabet consists of A B C D L M N O G.
i don't get it.

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