http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alphabet_of_Manliness
http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/
The first official book released by the online atricle writing, hot sauce guzzling, baby killing, retard punching, man that is Maddox.
(Maddox's Manly Homepage : thebestpageintheuniverse.com)
If you don't know who Maddox is or you have not heard of this book, your life is not complete. You are missing out on the most testosterone-filled erection-spawning time of your life. This book redefines what it means to be a man and makes whatever you previously thought about yourself wrong. You must makes this book second to no other in your life and treat it as the 26 Commandments.
The book consists of 26 short sections, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet.
* A - Ass-Kicking
* B - Boners
* C - Copping a Feel
* D - Taking a Dump
* E - Enlightenment
* F - Female Wrestling
* G - Gas
* H - Hot Sauce
* I - Irate
* J - Jerky, Beef
* K - Knockers
* L - Lumberjack
* M - Metal (Music)
* N - Norris, Chuck
* O - Obedience
* P - Pirates
* Q - Quickies
* R - Road Rage
* S - Sneaking a Peek
* T - Taunting
* U - Urinal Etiquette
* V - Violence
* W - Winner
* X - XXX
* Y - Yelling
* Z - Zombies
Maddox wrote this book in order for the mediocre of the world to try and better themselves by one iota. This means you should take advantage of it, instead of being a wuss and saying you're manly behind your computer screen. If you have not let this book punch you in the groin yet, you have the following options:
A: Buy the book and experience a joy like no other
B: All of the Above
I have read this book extensively and I will tell you it gave me more erections than an adult film mixed with a cream soda. I will write you a short guide on how to find out about Maddox and decide whether you will purchase this book or bow at his feet and THEN purchase this book.
Step 1: Go to http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com and read every article, every piece of hate mail, and the disclaimer. You will feel 2% more manly. (although you won't be)
Step 2: Email Maddox with Fan mail - only one piece that he may decide to read. (Do not expect him to, however)
Step 3: Kiss Maddox's feet OR Purcahse the book. I suggest the most expensive version because you need to make yourself feel like you have a lot of money. Remember, the more you pay, the better is it for you.
Step 3.5: Repeat step 3 if you have not purchased the book at this point.
Step 4: Read the book. Indulge yourself the the Catholic churches does with little boys. You will feel 400% more manly (you might be 10% more manly in reality)
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4. Manliness will not exceed 99% because 100% is reserved for Maddox, Chuck Norris, Lumberjacks, and Pirates.
Did I forget to mention that book should be your number 1 priority until you die?
http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/
The first official book released by the online atricle writing, hot sauce guzzling, baby killing, retard punching, man that is Maddox.
(Maddox's Manly Homepage : thebestpageintheuniverse.com)
If you don't know who Maddox is or you have not heard of this book, your life is not complete. You are missing out on the most testosterone-filled erection-spawning time of your life. This book redefines what it means to be a man and makes whatever you previously thought about yourself wrong. You must makes this book second to no other in your life and treat it as the 26 Commandments.
The book consists of 26 short sections, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet.
* A - Ass-Kicking
* B - Boners
* C - Copping a Feel
* D - Taking a Dump
* E - Enlightenment
* F - Female Wrestling
* G - Gas
* H - Hot Sauce
* I - Irate
* J - Jerky, Beef
* K - Knockers
* L - Lumberjack
* M - Metal (Music)
* N - Norris, Chuck
* O - Obedience
* P - Pirates
* Q - Quickies
* R - Road Rage
* S - Sneaking a Peek
* T - Taunting
* U - Urinal Etiquette
* V - Violence
* W - Winner
* X - XXX
* Y - Yelling
* Z - Zombies
Maddox wrote this book in order for the mediocre of the world to try and better themselves by one iota. This means you should take advantage of it, instead of being a wuss and saying you're manly behind your computer screen. If you have not let this book punch you in the groin yet, you have the following options:
A: Buy the book and experience a joy like no other
B: All of the Above
I have read this book extensively and I will tell you it gave me more erections than an adult film mixed with a cream soda. I will write you a short guide on how to find out about Maddox and decide whether you will purchase this book or bow at his feet and THEN purchase this book.
Step 1: Go to http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com and read every article, every piece of hate mail, and the disclaimer. You will feel 2% more manly. (although you won't be)
Step 2: Email Maddox with Fan mail - only one piece that he may decide to read. (Do not expect him to, however)
Step 3: Kiss Maddox's feet OR Purcahse the book. I suggest the most expensive version because you need to make yourself feel like you have a lot of money. Remember, the more you pay, the better is it for you.
Step 3.5: Repeat step 3 if you have not purchased the book at this point.
Step 4: Read the book. Indulge yourself the the Catholic churches does with little boys. You will feel 400% more manly (you might be 10% more manly in reality)
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4. Manliness will not exceed 99% because 100% is reserved for Maddox, Chuck Norris, Lumberjacks, and Pirates.
Did I forget to mention that book should be your number 1 priority until you die?
Last edited by SysTray (2006-10-20 16:44:46)