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a balloon to a blimp
34 up, 19 down
An expression of supreme indifference in the face of adversity. Connotes an attitude of nonchalance, indifference regardless of the circumstances.
Homeland Security has me under constant surveilance, but it's just a balloon to a blimp, my friend.
34 up, 19 down
An expression of supreme indifference in the face of adversity. Connotes an attitude of nonchalance, indifference regardless of the circumstances.
Homeland Security has me under constant surveilance, but it's just a balloon to a blimp, my friend.
G rated pregnacy
21 up, 91 down
This is where a young girl is such a whore, she sucks maybe 10-100 dicks, swallows all the jizz, but then later finds out she has had too much to "drink" becomes ill, lies on her back completley naked convulses forward arching her back to her mouth is at her vagina, vomits all the jizz out into her own pussy, becomes pregnant and has a child from it. This bitch would then have to appear on 12 episodes of geraldo trying to find out who her baby's daddy is.
Did you hear that motheruckin' bitch Kate had a G rated pregnacy?
21 up, 91 down
This is where a young girl is such a whore, she sucks maybe 10-100 dicks, swallows all the jizz, but then later finds out she has had too much to "drink" becomes ill, lies on her back completley naked convulses forward arching her back to her mouth is at her vagina, vomits all the jizz out into her own pussy, becomes pregnant and has a child from it. This bitch would then have to appear on 12 episodes of geraldo trying to find out who her baby's daddy is.
Did you hear that motheruckin' bitch Kate had a G rated pregnacy?
It may not be as funny as a "Moroe Transfer" but I got a giggle out of it.50 cent
1) (noun) A rap star whose body is fit, though looking at his face (especially during that little half smile thing) gives you the impression that he may suffer from mental retardation.
1. blumpkin
990 up, 151 down
To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory
ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter.
Gotta love the delivery with an english accent to it..
990 up, 151 down
To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory
ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter.
Gotta love the delivery with an english accent to it..
a big ol' vag
122 up, 64 down
Floppy meat wings, that are floppy beyond belief
that girl has a big ol' vag.
122 up, 64 down
Floppy meat wings, that are floppy beyond belief
that girl has a big ol' vag.
The Irony.
1. Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus
66 up, 79 down
The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.
Courtney, who was sexually frustrated with her oversized labia along with massive amounts of peyote consumed, began in a anti-masterbation cacti throwing frenzy known as Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus.
by: Dylan Neele
2. Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus
8 up, 2 down
Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.
"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."
by ixnay the sun
1. Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus
66 up, 79 down
The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.
Courtney, who was sexually frustrated with her oversized labia along with massive amounts of peyote consumed, began in a anti-masterbation cacti throwing frenzy known as Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus.
by: Dylan Neele
2. Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus
8 up, 2 down
Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.
"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."
by ixnay the sun
Last edited by MorbiD.ShoT (2006-10-23 19:26:46)
15 more years! 15 more years!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … tercorsist
this was my myspace name for awhile, until people started taking me off their top friends cause it was so long it would mess up theyre top friends and make it all deformed. lol
this was my myspace name for awhile, until people started taking me off their top friends cause it was so long it would mess up theyre top friends and make it all deformed. lol
15 more years! 15 more years!
ROFL. That is the greatest.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pablowned
Hahaha i have a new favorite word!!
Pablowned
Well I knew this one off of the top of my head even before I had ever heard of urban dictionary because it's the best damn word to use (not to mention ive let out some monster ones in the past )
Luckily I just looked to see if it was on urban dictionary and it is! So I can count it. I would have gave my own definition, but eh for authenticity ill post theirs, which is similar
Bowlwinder-A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.
LMAO, another great one I just found when looking, so, THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER, TEH WIN!
Luckily I just looked to see if it was on urban dictionary and it is! So I can count it. I would have gave my own definition, but eh for authenticity ill post theirs, which is similar
Bowlwinder-A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.
LMAO, another great one I just found when looking, so, THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER, TEH WIN!
Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-10-23 20:13:07)
agreed.eagles1106 wrote:
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER, TEH WIN![/url]
drop a cosby
10 up, 2 down
to deficate, take a shit, drop a deuce, etc.
10 up, 2 down
to deficate, take a shit, drop a deuce, etc.
Lmao, I couldnt decide which was the funniest term. I know ones that had sack in them had to be hilarious, enjoy.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ack+pirate
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ck+sniffer
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … k+Stuffing <-kind of funny, but fucking gross to do
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … -o-lantern <-maybe the winner
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ackblaster
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ack+pirate
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ck+sniffer
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … k+Stuffing <-kind of funny, but fucking gross to do
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … -o-lantern <-maybe the winner
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ackblaster
Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-10-23 20:38:43)
sex 1349 up, 436 down
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
DS
Down Syndrome. Not ment in a offensive way. Kind of like callin someone a dumb ass, just on the next level
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ds
Down Syndrome. Not ment in a offensive way. Kind of like callin someone a dumb ass, just on the next level
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ds
Spiderman
892 up, 77 down
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."
892 up, 77 down
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.
Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."
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