Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7085
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6968|Global Command
a balloon to a blimp     
    34 up, 19 down    
   

An expression of supreme indifference in the face of adversity. Connotes an attitude of nonchalance, indifference regardless of the circumstances.

Homeland Security has me under constant surveilance, but it's just a balloon to a blimp, my friend.
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7204|Toronto Canada
G rated pregnacy
   
    21 up, 91 down   

This is where a young girl is such a whore, she sucks maybe 10-100 dicks, swallows all the jizz, but then later finds out she has had too much to "drink" becomes ill, lies on her back completley naked convulses forward arching her back to her mouth is at her vagina, vomits all the jizz out into her own pussy, becomes pregnant and has a child from it. This bitch would then have to appear on 12 episodes of geraldo trying to find out who her baby's daddy is.

Did you hear that motheruckin' bitch Kate had a G rated pregnacy?
Big McLargehuge
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
+259|7042|Philadelphia, PA
50 cent      
   

1) (noun) A rap star whose body is fit, though looking at his face (especially during that little half smile thing) gives you the impression that he may suffer from mental retardation.
It may not be as funny as a "Moroe Transfer" but I got a giggle out of it.
Blumpkins
Member
+5|6884
1.      blumpkin     
    990 up, 151 down    
   

To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory

ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter.

Gotta love the delivery with an english accent to it..
47man
Member
+46|6863|Cali
a big ol' vag     
    122 up, 64 down    
   

Floppy meat wings, that are floppy beyond belief

that girl has a big ol' vag.
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|7035
The Irony.

1.       Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus    
    66 up, 79 down    
   

The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.

Courtney, who was sexually frustrated with her oversized labia along with massive amounts of peyote consumed, began in a anti-masterbation cacti throwing frenzy known as Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus.
by: Dylan Neele

2.      Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus     
    8 up, 2 down    
   

Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.

"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."
by ixnay the sun

Last edited by MorbiD.ShoT (2006-10-23 19:26:46)

Mitch
16 more years
+877|6964|South Florida
this thread is gold. keep it rolling

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … la+lolipop
15 more years! 15 more years!
HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|7121|The Lou
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … tercorsist


this was my myspace name for awhile, until people started taking me off their top friends cause it was so long it would mess up theyre top friends and make it all deformed. lol
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6964|South Florida
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … =Pablowned

Hahaha i have a new favorite word!!
15 more years! 15 more years!
Christen[30AU]
Attain By Surprise
+41|7201|Oregon, USA

Dezerteagal5 wrote:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pablowned

Hahaha i have a new favorite word!!
ROFL. That is the greatest.
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7204|Toronto Canada
Pablowned
Naughty_Om
Im Ron Burgundy?
+355|7072|USA
eagles1106
Member
+269|7023|Marlton, New Jersey.
Well I knew this one off of the top of my head even before I had ever heard of urban dictionary because it's the best damn word to use (not to mention ive let out some monster ones in the past )

Luckily I just looked to see if it was on urban dictionary and it is!  So I can count it.  I would have gave my own definition, but eh for authenticity ill post theirs, which is similar

Bowlwinder-A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.

LMAO, another great one I just found when looking, so, THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER, TEH WIN!

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-10-23 20:13:07)

kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7204|Toronto Canada

eagles1106 wrote:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER, TEH WIN![/url]
agreed.
CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6957|USA
drop a cosby 

10 up, 2 down 

to deficate, take a shit, drop a deuce, etc.
Drunken_Tankdriver
Member
+81|7091
https://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/2/acebigmack.png
eagles1106
Member
+269|7023|Marlton, New Jersey.
Lmao, I couldnt decide which was the funniest term.  I know ones that had sack in them had to be hilarious, enjoy.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ack+pirate
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ck+sniffer
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … k+Stuffing <-kind of funny, but fucking gross to do
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … -o-lantern <-maybe the winner
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ackblaster

Last edited by eagles1106 (2006-10-23 20:38:43)

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Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6909|New York
Ganko_06
Laughter with an S
+167|7084|Camoran's Paradise
c0mplex1ty
Too X-Core
+100|6999|laguna beach, ca
sex  1349 up, 436 down 

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
Hyper
Banned
+154|7190
DS
Down Syndrome. Not ment in a offensive way. Kind of like callin someone a dumb ass, just on the next level

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ds
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7085
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7094|Brisbane, Australia

joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7037|Cheshire. UK
Spiderman     
    892 up, 77 down    
   

When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

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