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1.      Fujitsu     
   
Fujitsu:
a) Ancient martial art of taking a first-rate idea and delivering it in a second-rate way.
b) War cry meaning "You're fucked"

Fujitsud: To "Fujitsu" something, to balls it up.

a) As Doc bent over awaiting the hot fudge, his friend Justin, screamed "fujitsu!!" as he thrust his fist into him.

b) Doc's parents were both attractive and intelligent having children was the obvious thing to do, but once he was born they realised they were fujitsud.

2.      Fujitsu
   
The makers of the finest air-conditioning units in the world.

I was thinking of installing a Daikin Unit in my office.

3.      Fujitsu
   
fire-ass weed

man that is some Fujitsu weed

1.      chav
   
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

Commonly thought to be of inferior intellect, the Chavette surprises us with its cunning plan to avoid taking up a professional career and provide itself with free accommodation supplied by tax payers by spawning multi coloured mini chavs at a early stage in life, usually mid teens.
Clearly recognisable by their distinctive tribal Burberry they congregate in town centres and on street corners, Chavs have a reputation of being creative with public property and motor vehicles, building themselves Chaviots out of mechcano sets and strip lighting, and providing us with humorous banta written on toilet walls like ‘Shit’ and ‘Tasha woz ere’ in an attempt to relieve our boredom while urinating.
Their language is a basic form of English thus avoiding any words they cannot spell or pronounce, even to the extent of creating new words only they know the meaning of.
Hunting in large groups Chavs will single out the weakest, smallest prey and attack it without mercy avoiding any personal injury and insuring victory.
Chavs unfortunately don't yet fall into the category of rodent and in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest control. Darn!-
I think I speak for everyone when I say thank you Chavs for the great contribution you’ve made to this country, you’ve made it what it what it is today – a shit hole.

Last edited by SkoobyDu (2006-10-24 04:18:54)

Bologna Bus to Tuna Town  2 thumbs up 

sexual intercourse - placing the male penis into the female vagina

Sally, when can I drive the Bologna Bus to Tuna Town?

Battlefield 2 Patch http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … ld+2+patch

Strike at karkand http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … at+karkand

Very funny.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … et+fighter

Actually I'll just post it.... and I thought it was just a game I played as a kid.....

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6. street fighter  14 up, 9 down 

Process taking place during a mexican standoff or a reverse cowboy/cowboy in which the woman is riding the man and right before the man reaches climax, the man says "ha-do-ken" and punches the woman in the back of the head or in the face to cause her to clench her "southern muscles" thus doubling the man's climax.

I love street fighter so much that when my girlfriend's riding reverse cowboy, i yell ha-do-ken and punch her in the back of the hear... but she doesnt even lose her rythem one bit and says, give it to me ryu!!!

Last edited by Blazeoneoneo (2006-10-24 04:43:07)

Strike at Karkand

(n) Place where BF2 players go when they want to point whore.

Hey let's go play on Karkand, we will rank up faster than with the other 13 maps!

Even though Sharqi gets you way more points.

orgasm     
    3488 up, 555 down    
   

The meaning of life.


love     
    3080 up, 1458 down    
   

nature's way of tricking people into reproducing

Google     
    512 up, 78 down    
   

The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.

I used google to search for transsexual porn!

GooGirl     
    6 up, 12 down    
   

To have a cheesy green discharge on cunt

Question form "katherine, why do you goo?"

Last edited by JaMrulezass (2006-10-25 08:29:06)

2.      antidisestablishmentarianism     
    79 up, 23 down    
   

The word high-schoolers use to sound smart while tapping off the bong.


1.      scrotum clap     
    6 thumbs up    
   

When a man thrusts his hips forward and back roughly so his scrotum swings back and slaps off of his ass, making a clapping noise.

"I was dancing in the shower and my mom could hear my scrotum claps."

"Damn, Maynard your scrotum claps be loud!"


2.      Frumunda cheese     
    6 up, 7 down    
   

Cheese from under your balls.

WOW! I just scraped up a whole finger nail load of frumunda!

Last edited by CrazeD (2006-10-26 04:51:42)

DaReJa wrote:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Karkand

magician     
66 up, 27 down    

After giving anal sex to a woman, spit salivia on her back and when she turns around blow your load in her face.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=magician

susan     
41 up, 63 down    
   

Prison slang for a bitch in the inmate pecking order.

I'm gonna make you my Susan, bitch.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=susan

Cambodian Mudslide