SkoobyDu
'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=
+120|7000|Cheshire, UK
1.      Fujitsu     
   
Fujitsu:
a) Ancient martial art of taking a first-rate idea and delivering it in a second-rate way.
b) War cry meaning "You're fucked"

Fujitsud: To "Fujitsu" something, to balls it up.

a) As Doc bent over awaiting the hot fudge, his friend Justin, screamed "fujitsu!!" as he thrust his fist into him.

b) Doc's parents were both attractive and intelligent having children was the obvious thing to do, but once he was born they realised they were fujitsud.

2.      Fujitsu
   
The makers of the finest air-conditioning units in the world.

I was thinking of installing a Daikin Unit in my office.

3.      Fujitsu
   
fire-ass weed

man that is some Fujitsu weed
SkoobyDu
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+120|7000|Cheshire, UK
1.      Crewe     
   
a town that used to have industry but now just has kebab shops and townies.
stuck right in the middle of the beautiful cheshire countryside like a festering zit.

dont know where Crewe, VA is(see other definition) but dont move to crewe cheshire either.
SkoobyDu
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+120|7000|Cheshire, UK
https://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/i-48372.jpg

1.      chav
   
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

Commonly thought to be of inferior intellect, the Chavette surprises us with its cunning plan to avoid taking up a professional career and provide itself with free accommodation supplied by tax payers by spawning multi coloured mini chavs at a early stage in life, usually mid teens.
Clearly recognisable by their distinctive tribal Burberry they congregate in town centres and on street corners, Chavs have a reputation of being creative with public property and motor vehicles, building themselves Chaviots out of mechcano sets and strip lighting, and providing us with humorous banta written on toilet walls like ‘Shit’ and ‘Tasha woz ere’ in an attempt to relieve our boredom while urinating.
Their language is a basic form of English thus avoiding any words they cannot spell or pronounce, even to the extent of creating new words only they know the meaning of.
Hunting in large groups Chavs will single out the weakest, smallest prey and attack it without mercy avoiding any personal injury and insuring victory.
Chavs unfortunately don't yet fall into the category of rodent and in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest control. Darn!-
I think I speak for everyone when I say thank you Chavs for the great contribution you’ve made to this country, you’ve made it what it what it is today – a shit hole.

Last edited by SkoobyDu (2006-10-24 04:18:54)

The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6863
1. gag a maggot  9 thumbs up 

Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.

1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6863
Bologna Bus to Tuna Town  2 thumbs up 

sexual intercourse - placing the male penis into the female vagina

Sally, when can I drive the Bologna Bus to Tuna Town?
SkoobyDu
'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=
+120|7000|Cheshire, UK

The Magic Mullet wrote:

When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.
Hi my name is steve-o and this is the fart helmet!!!!!

reference Jackass Number 2 - Saw this yesterday and almost blew chunks.
Master*
Banned
+416|6933|United States
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7117|In You Endo- Stoke
1.      Chell     
   
   

Shit Hole In Stoke-on-Trent (where Robby Williams comes from.)

Person 1: I'm going to score some drugs.
Person 2: Where are going to do that?
Person 1: I'm going Chell and if i can't get any there I'll go deeper into the shit and go Chell Heath but I'll need some Welly if i'm going there.
Blazeoneoneo
Member
+0|7057|Scotland
Very funny.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … et+fighter

Actually I'll just post it.... and I thought it was just a game I played as a kid.....

Quote:

6. street fighter  14 up, 9 down 

Process taking place during a mexican standoff or a reverse cowboy/cowboy in which the woman is riding the man and right before the man reaches climax, the man says "ha-do-ken" and punches the woman in the back of the head or in the face to cause her to clench her "southern muscles" thus doubling the man's climax.

I love street fighter so much that when my girlfriend's riding reverse cowboy, i yell ha-do-ken and punch her in the back of the hear... but she doesnt even lose her rythem one bit and says, give it to me ryu!!!

Last edited by Blazeoneoneo (2006-10-24 04:43:07)

The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6863
Taken from the Viz Profanisaurus:

Roll out the barrel v.

To introduce your sizeable new girlfriend to your mates.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6907
Strike at Karkand

(n) Place where BF2 players go when they want to point whore.

Hey let's go play on Karkand, we will rank up faster than with the other 13 maps!

Even though Sharqi gets you way more points.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6965|Singapore
orgasm     
    3488 up, 555 down    
   

The meaning of life.


love     
    3080 up, 1458 down    
   

nature's way of tricking people into reproducing
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|7172|Oslo, Norway
42

1.    42           

   
The Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. It was calculated by the computer Deep Thought for seven million years and when asked to build a better computer to discover the Question to the Life, the Universe, and Everything, it built the Earth. Before the Earth could tell the Question however, it was destroyed by the Vogons to make room for an interstellar highway bypass. For more information, see The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

What is six times seven? 42!
No, no, that's too simple.
How many roads must a man walk down? 42!
That's it! We're made!

Last edited by WilhelmSissener (2006-10-24 09:55:25)

JaMrulezass
Member
+47|6903|Hong Kong
Google     
    512 up, 78 down    
   

The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.

I used google to search for transsexual porn!

GooGirl     
    6 up, 12 down    
   

To have a cheesy green discharge on cunt

Question form "katherine, why do you goo?"

Last edited by JaMrulezass (2006-10-25 08:29:06)

FrenziedAU
Member
+6|6886|Australia
This is kinda amusing:

kill stealer isn't defined yet, but these are pretty close:
1.     No0b     20 up, 5 down    
   

Often used to refer to anoying newbies or those who behave in a certain manner to deliberatly antagonise or irrate others.

Team killers, Tank Stealers, Kill Stealers etc
by FistOFun Oct 30, 2003 email it
CrazeD
Member
+368|7112|Maine
2.      antidisestablishmentarianism     
    79 up, 23 down    
   

The word high-schoolers use to sound smart while tapping off the bong.


1.      scrotum clap     
    6 thumbs up    
   

When a man thrusts his hips forward and back roughly so his scrotum swings back and slaps off of his ass, making a clapping noise.

"I was dancing in the shower and my mom could hear my scrotum claps."

"Damn, Maynard your scrotum claps be loud!"


2.      Frumunda cheese     
    6 up, 7 down    
   

Cheese from under your balls.

WOW! I just scraped up a whole finger nail load of frumunda!

Last edited by CrazeD (2006-10-26 04:51:42)

DaReJa
BF2s US Server Admin
+257|7065|Los Angeles, California, US.
Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator
CrazeD
Member
+368|7112|Maine

DaReJa wrote:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Karkand
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6964|South Florida
OMG keep this thread going, its fucking amazing, enough to make my whole week. here, ill go.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … +Appleseed
15 more years! 15 more years!
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7085
magician     
66 up, 27 down    

After giving anal sex to a woman, spit salivia on her back and when she turns around blow your load in her face.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=magician
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7085
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|7062|Camp XRay

susan     
41 up, 63 down    
   

Prison slang for a bitch in the inmate pecking order.

I'm gonna make you my Susan, bitch.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=susan
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6907

urban dictionary wrote:

Vanch.

Gay and I mean reeaaaalllllly gay. Enamology: Stemming from Robert Lavauncha, Religious Studies teacher at a prep school in the bronx who "accidently" showed gay porn to his senior class.
My brother had that guy.
Big McLargehuge
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
+259|7042|Philadelphia, PA

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