Haxxxxxxxxxxxxors are everywhere! They are taking over! Not one game can pass without a player subtly discovering a haxxxxxxxxxxxor in the enemy's ranks! To make it easier, here are a few pointers:
A player is haxxxxing if:
1. They make the subtle mistake of telling you that they are haxing.
While it has not been proven, people who confess to the crimes that they have committed tend to have a higher chance of actually having committed the crime in the first place. Therefore, it is statistically probable that they are in fact haxing, and you should say so straight away in big letters repeatedly on the screen, and attempt to punish them for all of the wrong- doings in your life. Punish them for teamkills if you can, or if you cant, tell the world a hundred times so they might instead.
2. The enemy player facing you can fly.
This is a sure sign that they are haxxing, and again you must report it immediately to the world, but in a special code only you can understand, eg "[PLAYER] is HAXXD43-0285749HQGING OMFGNOOOBS KICK VAEFJHBVR [PLAYER] NOW", to make the discovery all the more special.
3. They are better than you.
YOU ARE GOD. You cannot be killed ever, and if you stepped in front of a jeep from the shadows and gave them absolutely no chance to avoid you, and you had to punish them for a teamkill, or if your have been shot somehow by an enemy wielding the fabled haxxxxxxing tool, a gun, the are HAXXING! You are indestructible, and must punish them, for a teamkill and let it be known that they are haxxing. Then punish the world for teamkills! Vent your nerdish frustration in Punish form, as its not you're fault you cant approach a woman without shouting Leetspeak at her. She was haxxxxxxxxxxxing too!
4.You see them moving in any way shape of form.
The must be HAXXXXXXXXING! Tell the world! Tell him he is a fag, so he knows for future reference! Spam racial slurs in his direction, and because they are haxxxxor reports, they don't make you look like a bigoted freak! Tell them again and again and again until someone is so jealous of your ability to spot haxxxxxxxors that they cap your ass. Then they must be HAXXXXING as well. Report the world! Get them all!!!!!!!!
5. They don't punish for teamkills.
The sure- fire way to spot a regular player is that he will punish his team into oblivion for teamkills again and again and again. If a player doesnt because he saw it as "fair" he should be punished for walking blindly into a jeep or standing on friendly grenades, THEY ARE HAXXXXORS!!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!! Report him immediately and then punish for some teamkills to even things out. Punish the world!!!!!!
A player is haxxxxing if:
1. They make the subtle mistake of telling you that they are haxing.
While it has not been proven, people who confess to the crimes that they have committed tend to have a higher chance of actually having committed the crime in the first place. Therefore, it is statistically probable that they are in fact haxing, and you should say so straight away in big letters repeatedly on the screen, and attempt to punish them for all of the wrong- doings in your life. Punish them for teamkills if you can, or if you cant, tell the world a hundred times so they might instead.
2. The enemy player facing you can fly.
This is a sure sign that they are haxxing, and again you must report it immediately to the world, but in a special code only you can understand, eg "[PLAYER] is HAXXD43-0285749HQGING OMFGNOOOBS KICK VAEFJHBVR [PLAYER] NOW", to make the discovery all the more special.
3. They are better than you.
YOU ARE GOD. You cannot be killed ever, and if you stepped in front of a jeep from the shadows and gave them absolutely no chance to avoid you, and you had to punish them for a teamkill, or if your have been shot somehow by an enemy wielding the fabled haxxxxxxing tool, a gun, the are HAXXING! You are indestructible, and must punish them, for a teamkill and let it be known that they are haxxing. Then punish the world for teamkills! Vent your nerdish frustration in Punish form, as its not you're fault you cant approach a woman without shouting Leetspeak at her. She was haxxxxxxxxxxxing too!
4.You see them moving in any way shape of form.
The must be HAXXXXXXXXING! Tell the world! Tell him he is a fag, so he knows for future reference! Spam racial slurs in his direction, and because they are haxxxxor reports, they don't make you look like a bigoted freak! Tell them again and again and again until someone is so jealous of your ability to spot haxxxxxxxors that they cap your ass. Then they must be HAXXXXING as well. Report the world! Get them all!!!!!!!!
5. They don't punish for teamkills.
The sure- fire way to spot a regular player is that he will punish his team into oblivion for teamkills again and again and again. If a player doesnt because he saw it as "fair" he should be punished for walking blindly into a jeep or standing on friendly grenades, THEY ARE HAXXXXORS!!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!! Report him immediately and then punish for some teamkills to even things out. Punish the world!!!!!!