BF2S Forums Google translator fun

English: All your base are belong to us.  (Bad enough already)

Englsih to Japenese BETA: あなたの基盤はすべて私達に属するある。

Japenese to English BETA: Your basis belongs to us entirely, it is.

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English: Go lay down in traffic, then  jump off a very high building...you stupid slut.

English to Korean BETA: 놓는다… 당신은 소통량, 아주 높은 건물 떨어져 점프에서 어리석은 slut 간다.

Korean to English BETA: It puts,… You traffic, three slut goes from quite tall building falling jump.

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English: The crack addict tried to squeeze my intestines out of my body with his anus.

English to Arabic BETA: الشق مدمن يحاول اقناع بلادي الامعاء من جسدي مع فتحة الشر

Arabic to English BETA: Bullet addict trying to persuade my intestines of my body with the opening of evil.

Lol at that last one.

Last edited by MorbiD.ShoT (2006-10-31 11:17:28)

English to German:

My mom is a drug dealing prostitute

Back to English:

My mother is abusing her body to support her drug habit

And then one more time, back to German and to English again:

Son, I told you Mom was a crackwhore already...so stop asking about her and get me a beer.

oh man double the fun if u can only read the arabic part
lmao its so funny

English to german- On occasion, your mother eats children.

German to english-Auf Anlass isst Ihre Mutter Kinder.

Back again- On occasion, your mother of children eats.

DesertFox423 wrote:

Wow, cannot that translator comprehend seperable prefixes or modal verbs?

No, its not that the translator cant do it.  Its that from language to language, words may not always get a perfect translation because there may not be a word that had the exact same meaning.

English -> Arabic input
And where the journey may lead you, let this prayer be your guide [<- Shadowland Lyrics]

Arabic -> English output
And the journey that will lead you Vlalslah [wtf] you have this guide [lol, kbob].

input
The other day on wake the chinese guys were baseraping like hell although we already capped their airfield.

output
On the last day after the Chinese men Basirabing like hell even though we already fixed from the airport.

input
I actually expect our tvset to explode if I turn the volume on maximum.

output
I already We expect Tvset explode if I turn on the size of the largest.

English to Korean: This translator and this game both make me laugh out loud.
Korean to English: Two interpretation and this game production writing in big sound at outside laugh.

English to Korean: BF2S is a god among forums and a god amongst the internets.
Korean to English: BF2S is the shoes on gap of the shoes and the Internet in forum.

English to Korean: When do we make a sexy time? [/borat]
Korean to English: In compliance with us when sexy do one hour do?

haffeysucks wrote:

Homeschtar, you have waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.  Lol.

What else is there to do in my digital design class? I thought that class might be kind of fun, but so far all we've done is drawn stuff in Fireworks using the pencil, paintbrush, and blur tools. I usually finish in about half a second, but the rest of the class is filled with tards that act like they've never touched modern technology before.

Homeschtar wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:

Homeschtar, you have waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.  Lol.

What else is there to do in my digital design class? I thought that class might be kind of fun, but so far all we've done is drawn stuff in Fireworks using the pencil, paintbrush, and blur tools. I usually finish in about half a second, but the rest of the class is filled with tards that act like they've never touched modern technology before.

No worries, I still love you.

haffeysucks wrote:

No worries, I still love you.

Lol.

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank wrote:

Homeschtar liebt weiner

Both say "Homeschtar loves weiner lol

Lol. Frank, you didn't do it right though dawg. Once you get the German translation, for instance, you copy and paste it back into the translate box and change the translation thing to "From German to English", which comes up with "Osama Bin Laden same one unicorns".

eagles1106 wrote:

lmao...
English to Arabic:

English Phrase:
I'll smack you in the face with the very large and meaty sausage that's snuggled up in my pants inbetween my legs.

Translated to Arabic:اي انك عندما صفعة في وجه الكبير وذلك في لحمي السجق متحاضن في بيجين في المنتصف بلادي بلادي ساقيه.

Translated back to English:

Any when you slap in the face of the old and in the Rift Sausage snuggled in Beijing in the middle of my my legs.

Ahahah Beijing, that one gave me a laugh!

English: It's too cold outside to go trick or treating, so I'm inside talking on the forums and laughing at these posts!

German: Es ist die zu kalte Außenseite, zum zu gehen Trick oder behandelnd, also bin ich innerhalb der Unterhaltung auf den Foren und des Lachens an diesen Pfosten!

Back to English: It is the too cold exterior, to to go the trick or treating, therefore I am within the maintenance on the forums and the laughter at this posts!

English: The soup in my bowl is just a noob in a pool in Karkand... you just wanna eat it.

Arabic: الشوربه في سلطانيه بلدي مجرد نوب فى المجمع كاركاند...لكم انا فقط أكل.

Back to English: In my soup bowl just Knob in the compound Karkand ... You only I eat.

Last edited by ryan_14 (2006-10-31 18:30:55)

"All Your Base are belong to Us"

English to French:
Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous

French to English:
All your base are belong to us

OMG EXACTLY THE SAME!

This is great fun!

Input : Last night I was so drunk, that I fucked the ugly girlfriend of my girfriends girlfriend under a tree.

Output Arabic : Last night I was drunk,I took my girlfriend ugly Gerverinds friend under a tree.

Output Japanese : Last night I so, I being Kinosita, the girl friend where the girl friend of my girfriends is scurvy that it has sexual intercourse drank.

Output Korean : I am like this in the last night, that the girl friend who my girfriends girl friends is ugly has sexual intercourse in compliance with me in the lower part of the tree it came to drink.


Input 2 : I'm a horny horny dude, who is horny for everything that is horny!

Output Arabic : I horned horned man who yoke of everything that is yoke!

Output Japanese : I am the man of the keratin of the keratin of the keratin all because of the keratin! (Yeah, right)

Output Korean : I am hard and all hazard i am hard and am hard and it is a dandy who is hard! where (Lol! )


Input 3 : Last night my condom ripped. Now let us hope I didn't make her pregnant!

Output Arabic : Last night my Shield violently. Let us hope that progress is not pregnant!

Output Japanese : Last night my condom ripped. As her who now does not do us become pregnant, permit the fact that I am desired!

Output Korean : My condom tore in the last night. To under hoping which will carry her which we do not do now in pregnancy do!


Input 4 : Poker is a great game to play. Too bad I always end up broke.

Output Arabic : Poker is the big game. I have very bad until the end figure.

Output Japanese : It is the large game where the poker should play. It divided an excessively bad state where I finish always.

Output Korean : The poker is the company one game which is a glow thing. It went out and the evil silver it pulverized too always it ends.

THE END!