I just wanted to tell a true story which happend to me recently.
Anyone who is familiar with the web show Pure Pwnage would be aware of the line of shirt they have on offer in the noobstore (http://www.purepwnage.com/store_international.html) Anyway a while back i bought the Uber Micro t-shirt and in Australia there is not a big understanding of this kind of subculture, so often the shirt goes unrecognise / not understood.

Anyway one particular night when i was at my local pub, and talking to some ladies my friends and i just met (wearing the shirt) one of the girls asks

"What does Uber Micro mean?"

not wanting to dive right into the

"Its a gaming thing, you see i like to play computer games so much so that i bought this shirt..."

I choose to reply

"What do you think it mean?"

This turned out to be far more of a vexing question than i though, but after much deliberation she proudly proclaims

"Oh i get it its sex thing, if your micro you can only take two fingers, but if your uber you can take the whole hand..."

Mine and my friends subtly hit the floor and i merely replied

"Yeah something like that..."

My friends proceeded to take her home after a decent night on the sauce and the rest is well not that PG13 acceptable.