CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934
Am doing a brochure on Ascorbic Acid (A.k.a. Vitamin C)

need some ideas since i have to really good on this!

teacher wants something on the front cover to catch her eye, and to be creative with it.

any solid ideas?
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6948|...

CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934
i think she'll be impressed with that as a front page
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7023|Seattle

Use this pic:
https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/5cb96eced2.jpg
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7079
look up what a lack of vitamin c causes - then get a gruesome picture of a person suffering from it.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934

SargeV1.4 wrote:

look up what a lack of vitamin c causes - then get a gruesome picture of a person suffering from it.
happens to be scurvy
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7110|United States of America
Just put whoever that girl is in your sig on the cover.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934

DesertFox423 wrote:

Just put whoever that girl is in your sig on the cover.
its a girl teacher....no she's not a lesbian
Chou
Member
+737|7217

Canadianloser wrote:

Am doing a brochure on Ascorbic Acid (A.k.a. Vitamin C)

need some ideas since i have to really good on this!

teacher wants something on the front cover to catch her eye, and to be creative with it.

any solid ideas?
Shoot your semen on the front cover and say: see, if you look closely, you can see I've been drinking orange juice all day.
DeepSkysUrGe
Member
+28|6861|Jax, Fl

Chou wrote:

Shoot your semen on the front cover and say: see, if you look closely, you can see I've been drinking orange juice all day.
That would probably get you an A.  BTW thats such a lame acid

Last edited by DeepSkysUrGe (2006-11-08 13:55:00)

CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934

DeepSkysUrGe wrote:

Chou wrote:

Shoot your semen on the front cover and say: see, if you look closely, you can see I've been drinking orange juice all day.
That would probably get you an A.  BTW thats such a lame acid
yeah so, it could kick ur acid any day.

(+it has a ton of info so its easy to do)
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6917|Northern California
I know that you cannot overdose on vitamin C.  it's an anti-oxidant.  it's highest concentration does NOT come from oranges as is commonly supposed...but from acerola cherries..which are 7x the amount of oranges' vitamin c.

your body burns about 1000mg of vitamin c per hour when you are sick (flu, cold, etc) so replenishing that spent vitamin c with a few thousand mg of it a few times per day will considerably boost your immune system's fight against your sickness.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934

IRONCHEF wrote:

I know that you cannot overdose on vitamin C.  it's an anti-oxidant.  it's highest concentration does NOT come from oranges as is commonly supposed...but from acerola cherries..which are 7x the amount of oranges' vitamin c.

your body burns about 1000mg of vitamin c per hour when you are sick (flu, cold, etc) so replenishing that spent vitamin c with a few thousand mg of it a few times per day will considerably boost your immune system's fight against your sickness.
nice man thx,


but i thought its highest concentration is from billygoat plums? (which has twice the amount of acerola)
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934
NEED ONE MORE PARAGRAPH ON IT!!!!!

any ideas?  i cant think right now/never

will karma for ideas.
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6917|Northern California
Ooh, didn't know about the billygoat plums.  Did you just make that up?  lol

Just write another page about how it comes in chewable or time release capsules and even with ROSE HIPS! lol
maffiaw
ph33r me 傻逼
+40|6846|Melbourne, AUS
It is also added in some foods as a preservative, to protect the fats in the food from going rancid.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934

IRONCHEF wrote:

Ooh, didn't know about the billygoat plums.  Did you just make that up?  lol

Just write another page about how it comes in chewable or time release capsules and even with ROSE HIPS! lol
didnt make it up

lol rose hips, good source of vitamin c
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7056|Washington, DC

Vitamin C is often conisdered the Red Vitamin. This may come as a surprise to you dirty terrorists who think oranges are the ultimate source of ascorbic acid. But look at it. Vitamin C. Vitamin Communism. A small but substantially powerful group have begun rallying for the FDA to ban the use of Vitamin C in all foods, in an effort to hit the dirty red commies where it hurts: their vitamin source. This operation, codenamed Operation Vitamin D(emocracy), was originally thought up by the NSA and CIA, then control was handed over to the Americans for Less Commies Committee (later changed to Association, due to Committee looking too much like commie).
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934

Hurricane wrote:

Vitamin C is often conisdered the Red Vitamin. This may come as a surprise to you dirty terrorists who think oranges are the ultimate source of ascorbic acid. But look at it. Vitamin C. Vitamin Communism. A small but substantially powerful group have begun rallying for the FDA to ban the use of Vitamin C in all foods, in an effort to hit the dirty red commies where it hurts: their vitamin source. This operation, codenamed Operation Vitamin D(emocracy), was originally thought up by the NSA and CIA, then control was handed over to the Americans for Less Commies Committee (later changed to Association, due to Committee looking too much like commie).
copy, paste, name on it, hand in...

"wtf, trevor come here"
"yes"
"wtf is this"
"what ever u want it to be "
"4P"
"1/\/\ 50 1337"
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|7071|Ohio

Canadianloser wrote:

Hurricane wrote:

Vitamin C is often conisdered the Red Vitamin. This may come as a surprise to you dirty terrorists who think oranges are the ultimate source of ascorbic acid. But look at it. Vitamin C. Vitamin Communism. A small but substantially powerful group have begun rallying for the FDA to ban the use of Vitamin C in all foods, in an effort to hit the dirty red commies where it hurts: their vitamin source. This operation, codenamed Operation Vitamin D(emocracy), was originally thought up by the NSA and CIA, then control was handed over to the Americans for Less Commies Committee (later changed to Association, due to Committee looking too much like commie).
copy, paste, name on it, hand in...

"wtf, trevor come here"
"yes"
"wtf is this"
"what ever u want it to be "
"4P"
"1/\/\ 50 1337"
Is your name trevor?
thats my name.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6934

Paco_the_Insane wrote:

Canadianloser wrote:

Hurricane wrote:

Vitamin C is often conisdered the Red Vitamin. This may come as a surprise to you dirty terrorists who think oranges are the ultimate source of ascorbic acid. But look at it. Vitamin C. Vitamin Communism. A small but substantially powerful group have begun rallying for the FDA to ban the use of Vitamin C in all foods, in an effort to hit the dirty red commies where it hurts: their vitamin source. This operation, codenamed Operation Vitamin D(emocracy), was originally thought up by the NSA and CIA, then control was handed over to the Americans for Less Commies Committee (later changed to Association, due to Committee looking too much like commie).
copy, paste, name on it, hand in...

"wtf, trevor come here"
"yes"
"wtf is this"
"what ever u want it to be "
"4P"
"1/\/\ 50 1337"
Is your name trevor?
thats my name.
yeah thats my name.  cool we have the same name lol
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7192|Cambridge (UK)

Canadianloser wrote:

Paco_the_Insane wrote:

Canadianloser wrote:

copy, paste, name on it, hand in...

"wtf, trevor come here"
"yes"
"wtf is this"
"what ever u want it to be "
"4P"
"1/\/\ 50 1337"
Is your name trevor?
thats my name.
yeah thats my name.  cool we have the same name lol
Just a shame it's 'trevor'...

Oh, and something you might (not) want to add to whatever it is this thread is about:

The anti-oxidant properties of Vitamin C help to make psilocybin mushrooms easier to digest because it slows the oxidation of the active ingredients, which can cause stomach cramps or nausea. It can also be used to extract psilocybin from the mature mycelium of said mushrooms.

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2006-11-08 20:48:03)

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank
U.S. > Iran
+497|7004|Florida
https://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/christurner85/912061b.jpg

Vitamin C bitch - Take it or die of sickness
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7200|Noizyland

You could use a picture of someone with Scurvy which is caused by Vitimin C deficiancy. Or you could try using this picture if someone with rotting gums and blistering flesh isn't your style.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank
U.S. > Iran
+497|7004|Florida
Scurvy makes me think of Pirates.

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