The most inappropriate time...

2006-11-23 02:10:26

#1

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6913|New York

What is the most inappropriate time you can think of to get a boner?

This can be any situation in which getting a boner would be a terrible time. Many of you have seen my previous Karma contest about the most irrelevant thing you would bring with you on a camping trip to Mt. Everest. This is my new one. As with my previous contest, the top 10 will be updated weekly (keeping in mind people post new ideas that beat the older ones). I will give a bunch of really good ones to get people started.

1. While riding on the back of a motorcycle.

2. While getting your teeth cleaned by a dentist.

3. Yoga class.

4. Getting fitted for a tuxedo.

5. While umpiring a young boys baseball game.

6. A scout leader while roasting marshmallows at a campfire.

7. Anytime while inside a nursing home.

8. Funerals.

I have a ton more, trust me. Anyone got any more?

***** Top 10 *****

1. When you're getting a physical and the Doctor is touching your balls. - Hurley

2. When cuddling your grandmother. - Penetrator_01

3. During a wrestling match - TriggerLID

4. Your 11 year old daughters first slumber party. {XpLiCiTxX}

5. When your santa claus at the mall and the little boy comes and sits on your lap. - Mafia47

6. While taking a shower in the locker room at school with all your other teammates. - Mr.Casual

7. While attending a children's pool party. - Big McLargehuge

8. Or after winning gold [at the Olympics] while on the podium... The whole world watching. - Flecco

9. At the gay pride parade. - evilcartman99

10. When your naked and people are drawing you. - Hurley

Last edited by {XpLiCiTxX} (2006-11-24 12:40:16)

2006-11-23 02:27:24

#2

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6951|Bournemouth, South England

When cuddling your grandmother.

2006-11-23 02:34:01

#3

Mongoose: That 70's guy; +156|6974|Sydney, in 1978

when giving speech to 1,500 people (unfortunately, i know that from experience)

2006-11-23 02:39:29

#4

Invaderzim: Chicken wing?; +49|6892|Newcastle NSW Australia

mongoose wrote:
when giving speech to 1,500 people (unfortunately, i know that from experience)

Yea i've done that but infront of my whole year at school :S

2006-11-23 02:40:45

#5

Mongoose: That 70's guy; +156|6974|Sydney, in 1978

yea its a BAD time to get one, because everyone at school will see it, and go on about it for the rest of the year

2006-11-23 02:41:55

#6

RicoAtPublix: Im not cleaning Aisle 2; +27|6923|F-Dub, FL./ Destin, FL.

When receiving Christ at mass. (Catholics will get it)

2006-11-23 02:44:46

#7

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7162|Melbourne, Australia

Mongoose wrote:
yea its a BAD time to get one, because everyone at school will see it, and go on about it for the rest of the year

it can also work in your favour when your hung like a horse (unfortunently im not) :p

i crack a hard when my gf an me are kissing.. but im so comfterble with her i dont realy care.. but when im holding her at school i sometimes do.. it realy shits me... im like "COMMON DIS IS PATHETIC im holding her ffs!!! go back down!! :@"

2006-11-23 03:01:07

#8

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|7099|Brisbane, Australia

You look down while giving a speech of any kind to any ammount of people and go "WTF OMG NOOOOOO!!!"

2006-11-23 03:03:05

#9

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6963|Adelaide, South Australia

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
What is the most inappropriate time you can think of to get a boner?

a male changeroom...

2006-11-23 04:28:43

#10

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7162|Melbourne, Australia

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
What is the most inappropriate time you can think of to get a boner?
a male changeroom...

the boys seemed to feel flatterd ..NOT THAT ID NO

2006-11-23 04:34:41

#11

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6883|Brisbane, Australia

at the olympics, as a swimmer, when they are all standing there before the race - just wow, the embarrasment

Last edited by TimmmmaaaaH (2006-11-23 04:35:05)

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2006-11-23 04:36:52

#12

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|7105|USA

during meditation apparently

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_life_thailand_monk

2006-11-23 04:46:07

#13

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7206

When you're face up and getting a massage from a good looking chick.

Actually, an ugly fat chick would be even worse.

2006-11-23 05:21:12

#14

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7108|NT, like Mick Dundee

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
at the olympics, as a swimmer, when they are all standing there before the race - just wow, the embarrasment

Or after winning gold while on the podium... The whole world watching.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-11-23 18:32:04

#15

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6913|New York

When looking at this:

https://clan-ass.com/files/cooneynuts1yz7rh.gif

2006-11-23 18:35:44

#16

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7273|Denver colorado

{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
When looking at this:

http://clan-ass.com/files/cooneynuts1yz7rh.gif

Thats only if your a furry. damn fur fags.

The worst time would have to be at a safe sex demonstration where you show the class how to put on the condom.

Last edited by lavadisk (2006-11-23 18:36:37)

2006-11-23 18:38:51

#17

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|7126|The Lou

I cant believe no ones said this, When you're getting a physical and the Doctor is touching your balls!

EDIT: Especially if its a dude! lmao

Last edited by HURLEY (2006-11-23 18:41:55)

2006-11-23 18:41:36

#18

TriggerLID: Power Nubs Unite; +6|6975

During a wrestling match

2006-11-23 18:43:12

#19

evilcartman99: The Octagon; +18|6856|da ville, va

At the gay pride parade

2006-11-23 18:45:12

#20

rambo_killin_SOB: bunny hopping nade spammer; +61|6955

TriggerLID wrote:
During a wrestling match

that takes the cake

2006-11-23 18:46:15

#21

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6903|UK

I.M.I Militant wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
yea its a BAD time to get one, because everyone at school will see it, and go on about it for the rest of the year
it can also work in your favour when your hung like a horse (unfortunently im not) :p

i crack a hard when my gf an me are kissing.. but im so comfterble with her i dont realy care.. but when im holding her at school i sometimes do.. it realy shits me... im like "COMMON DIS IS PATHETIC im holding her ffs!!! go back down!! :@"

First time I took my girl to my bedroom I just had a huge boner, tried hiding it but later she told me she noticed it but never said anything.

2006-11-23 18:46:57

#22

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7273|Denver colorado

wah1188 wrote:
I.M.I Militant wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
yea its a BAD time to get one, because everyone at school will see it, and go on about it for the rest of the year
it can also work in your favour when your hung like a horse (unfortunently im not) :p

i crack a hard when my gf an me are kissing.. but im so comfterble with her i dont realy care.. but when im holding her at school i sometimes do.. it realy shits me... im like "COMMON DIS IS PATHETIC im holding her ffs!!! go back down!! :@"
First time I took my girl to my bedroom I just had a huge boner, tried hiding it but later she told me she noticed it but never said anything.

Did that cause problems during/after the ordeal?

2006-11-23 18:49:52

#23

Big McLargehuge: Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody; +259|7046|Philadelphia, PA

While attending a children's pool party.

2006-11-23 18:55:00

#24

AllmightyOz: Member; +50|6929|United States - Ohio

while watching brokeback mountain.

2006-11-23 19:02:13

#25

Heavy_Guns_91: I hand out purple hearts like candy; +72|6846|Alberta, Canada

Getting a physical from a male.

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