R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6922|USA

dont_be_ss wrote:

Having a sniper shootout with one of the big gunz, like bleedingsun, mj.blindfisch, Chillin&Killin, EvilMonkeySlayer and many others.
yep yep. saw you trying to get your way onto Kubra, but the ping kept you back (and the gay admins)
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6922|USA
I had another MGK - was on Kubra, and a Cobra was sorta hovering, raping lower dam. it gets smacked by an eryx, and i begin to plug away with my M95. It catches fire, and the pilot or the gunner (i dont know which) got headshotted by my M95, and the bullet went through his melon and into the cockpit, blowing the whole helo up. +4 yay.
chaosdragon001
Whee
+53|6777|Los Angeles, California
Having that glitch on Karkand when your tank jumps near hotel. I managed to smash a few people like that... lol.
FrankieSpankie3388
Hockey Nut
+243|6798|Boston, MA

R0lyP0ly wrote:

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:

R0lyP0ly wrote:


aren't you intentionally dying when you rush an enemy CP? Or are you one of those "1337 pl4y3rs" who never dies??

Judging the worth of what someone does to have fun is being an ass.
I'm not intentionally dying, I have no intent on dying. I fight as hard as I can, sometimes I win, sometimes I lose. You're an ass no matter what you say. You're purposely taking up 2-3 slots on a server and a team when they could actually use you. Although I bet you wouldn't do much help for the team since anybody who uses "1337" speak is terrible at any FPS game.

I don't see why you're arguing with me, it just makes you even more of an ass. Why can't you just face facts and take the fact that you're an ass in the game? You are purposely team killing people for "fun." I hardly see how that's fun. Maybe because you suck so much with a knife that you wonder what it's like to get a knife kill so you are forced to do that. And grabbing the attack heli with another crappy pilot just to crash it? How are you not an ass? Somebody good could be using that helicopter and could've won it for your round, but since you just have to have "fun" you have to take it yourself and basically lose it for your team.

Stop being an ass by arguing with me because I'll just make you look like even more of an ass...
SO i should pay my $50 to let you have fun? Sorry, i bought the game for me to have fun, not to work my ass to let other people win. And I am taking up 2-3 slots? Last I checked, I only took up one spot, and I didn't force my will upon anybody else, as you seem to be doing. And it's not really "teamkilling" in the negative sense, since it is encouraged by both of us, and its a way to practice knifing. I could go onto a K/P server, but you, Judger of Everything Battlefield, may deem that a poor waste of talent, since i could be putting my time and my energy and my $50 towards letting YOU win a round legitimately. Furthermore, I did admit that i was a poor Cobra pilot. But how will I become better by always letting 'better' players (and i assume that you include yourself in this group, maybe not, idk/c) get in? Single player, where i can go 100-1 with my eyes closed? An empty server, where there is 1 other sniper hiding in the one bldg i cant get to? WHere can i go to practice in a full server, since that is where i will be most often, and not let a better player fly?

And yes, I had to have fun (go figure, I'm probably the only person), and so I lost it for the team. So what you are implying is that the sole factor that goes towards a teams win is the usage of a Cobra by a skilled player. You’ve drilled yourself into a corner – first you said that somebody could’ve gotten it and won it for the round, then you proceeded to say that I got in and because of that, I lost it for the team. Oh yeah, I don’t use your so-called “1337” speak. Hence the quotation marks.
Btw- do you believe that saying ass a lot proves that I am one – I fear your childish use of argument combined with your complete lack of any logic turns your insult into a double-edged sword. You, my friend, cut your own throat.
Uhh, when you have you, somebody your knifing, and a medic to revive you guys, that's taking up 3 slots on  a server right there. Teamkilling is always a negative thing. I am always upset when I teamkill somebody because, they're my teammate. My job is to help them survive more than it is for me to kill the enemy. The use of the knife is not that difficult... If you really want practice that badly because you suck so much with it, maybe you should go play counterstrike and go on a knife map. Oh, here's a good idea too, how about you actually approach an enemy with your knife instead of knifing teammates? I'm not a good heli pilot either, I'll admit that. I consider myself decent since I can fly around without crashing like a fool. However, there have been plenty of rounds where the team with the better heli pilot have won. Anybody who has played BF2 for a decent amount of time would know that by now. And I never said that a skilled pilot is what you need to win a map. I said that they could have turned the match around and ended up winning, I can see where you could've misunderstood and I apologize for that part.

Did you ever think about learning to fly in an empty server? I guarentee you if you ask every good pilot out there what you should do to learn how to fly, 95% of them will tell you to start out on an empty server. By the way you speak of flying, you obviously have no idea how to do it and just crash without any hope of actually being able to take off. You should learn how to stabilize the helicopter on an empty server before you bother taking it from somebody who's actually good with it in a full server, especially a map like Wake Island because a good Cobra pilot will definately be crucial to your team's advancements towards the island.

And stop bringing up this shit about spending $50. Do you think the people who actually want to win didn't pay for the game? What about the pilots that want to fly the Cobra? By your logic you make it seem like you're the only one that paid for the game. I paid because I want to win. You sound like a fucking soccer mom! "We don't keep track of scores, we just want the kids to have fun and know that they're all winners! Yay!" That's a load of shit. The point of playing against somebody is to beat them, end of story. And if you don't want me to call you an ass, what do you want me to call you? If you constantly waste time teamkilling like an idiot, then you're an ass, no excuses. And I'm not the "Judger of Everything Battlefield," I'm the only one who is trying to eradicate the game of useless players like you. Why don't you go play BF2142 with the rest of your buddies?
nlsme
Member
+48|6684|new york

oChaos.Haze wrote:

nlsme wrote:

I was playing playing some oman today as pla, we had all flags and my team set up shop along the coast to grab any stragglers surviving the raping our j10s were bringing upon them. I was at the reactor tower in a jeep just firing blindly. I get a hit reg from the essex guns, so I know the angle to shoot to hit the deck. I got 9 kills from 640m with a jeep. I was loving it, the best part was i must have hit a full blackhawk because i got 5 more kills simultaniously.
Is this a joke lol, cause there's a few things in there that make absolutely no sense.
Meant to say dalian, other then that what makes no sense?
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6922|USA

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:

Uhh, when you have you, somebody your knifing, and a medic to revive you guys, that's taking up 3 slots on  a server right there. Teamkilling is always a negative thing. I am always upset when I teamkill somebody because, they're my teammate. My job is to help them survive more than it is for me to kill the enemy. The use of the knife is not that difficult... If you really want practice that badly because you suck so much with it, maybe you should go play counterstrike and go on a knife map. Oh, here's a good idea too, how about you actually approach an enemy with your knife instead of knifing teammates? I'm not a good heli pilot either, I'll admit that. I consider myself decent since I can fly around without crashing like a fool. However, there have been plenty of rounds where the team with the better heli pilot have won. Anybody who has played BF2 for a decent amount of time would know that by now. And I never said that a skilled pilot is what you need to win a map. I said that they could have turned the match around and ended up winning, I can see where you could've misunderstood and I apologize for that part.

Did you ever think about learning to fly in an empty server? I guarentee you if you ask every good pilot out there what you should do to learn how to fly, 95% of them will tell you to start out on an empty server. By the way you speak of flying, you obviously have no idea how to do it and just crash without any hope of actually being able to take off. You should learn how to stabilize the helicopter on an empty server before you bother taking it from somebody who's actually good with it in a full server, especially a map like Wake Island because a good Cobra pilot will definately be crucial to your team's advancements towards the island.

And stop bringing up this shit about spending $50. Do you think the people who actually want to win didn't pay for the game? What about the pilots that want to fly the Cobra? By your logic you make it seem like you're the only one that paid for the game. I paid because I want to win. You sound like a fucking soccer mom! "We don't keep track of scores, we just want the kids to have fun and know that they're all winners! Yay!" That's a load of shit. The point of playing against somebody is to beat them, end of story. And if you don't want me to call you an ass, what do you want me to call you? If you constantly waste time teamkilling like an idiot, then you're an ass, no excuses. And I'm not the "Judger of Everything Battlefield," I'm the only one who is trying to eradicate the game of useless players like you. Why don't you go play BF2142 with the rest of your buddies?
1) We're both medics. 2 slots. Period.
2)I never said i sucked at knifing. (Nor will i rant about 'im better than you, bring it, etc etc)
3)I can stabilize a Cobra. I'm not that bad, I have just been with many pilots far better than I.
4)If you are referring to planes at all, don't. I hate planes, and I never even bother to fly, unless to just get to a crucial CP faster.
5)Show me the train of logic where I claimed I was the sole purchaser of BF2. I simply stated that I paid $50 for me to have fun, not you. (<-- you as in other BF2 players)
6)The point of playing against somebody is to beat them, end of story. Maybe for you, not always for me. I am of the firm belief that the purpose of Bf2 (and other recreational activities) is to have fun. I do just that.
7)What color are you tights, Captain Eradicator?

PS -- I am tired of this petty arguing, and thus I am going to halt my involvment in it. Feel free to respond to #1-7, just know that i.d.c. And btw, don't take this as a sort of 'win'; it'll only embarass you in the future. I'm  sure you know of the simile of the special olympics and arguing online. Better luck next time, I'm through. Back on topic......




now
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6977|Charlie One Alpha
I was running around as a medic, and one of my teammates got shot. So I switched to my shockpaddles and sprinted towards him. Right as I dive down an enemy soldiers comes around a corner, so I quickly turn and shockpaddle him in the face. That was awesome.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
phoenixgunner
Member
+2|6633
Lol my best kill was a really random one, I was playing on Wake as USMC, as I was walking towards the PLA airbase, a PLA jeep drove past me heading to our beach head CP with 1 gunner on it, since I was in the bushes they didn't spot me, so I turned around and fire one single shot from my L85 medic gun, at the jeep not the passengers and thought I might get lucky getting a kill assist point later or so, however it turned out the jeep just exploded right in front of me, from that single shot of a 5.56mm, I got two kills registered as FAV kills, I kinda stood there for a while wondering what the hell went on, lol it was the funniest kill I ever got, the jeep must had been on extreme low health but if so it should have been on fire, which was not the case when I saw it.
Inimicus_7
Member
+26|6630|England, UK
Hi, hi, new to the forums, I've been reading them for a while, just never bothered joining until now.

I find the best kills are when you have a squad of around 4 people, and you manage to kill 3 of them, and the one you've left alive is the squad leader...Surprise surprise, they all spawn on the squad leader, but unfortunately they're all really bad at Battlefield and you manage to kill them all again.

Rise & Repeat for a good time.
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6706

nlsme wrote:

oChaos.Haze wrote:

nlsme wrote:

I was playing playing some oman today as pla, we had all flags and my team set up shop along the coast to grab any stragglers surviving the raping our j10s were bringing upon them. I was at the reactor tower in a jeep just firing blindly. I get a hit reg from the essex guns, so I know the angle to shoot to hit the deck. I got 9 kills from 640m with a jeep. I was loving it, the best part was i must have hit a full blackhawk because i got 5 more kills simultaniously.
Is this a joke lol, cause there's a few things in there that make absolutely no sense.
Meant to say dalian, other then that what makes no sense?
Gotchya, the dalian makes it all sound good.  I saw Oman and PLA, and then J 10, then reactor tower, and just thought it was a dude trying to be wrong on purpose.  My bad.
nlsme
Member
+48|6684|new york

oChaos.Haze wrote:

nlsme wrote:

oChaos.Haze wrote:


Is this a joke lol, cause there's a few things in there that make absolutely no sense.
Meant to say dalian, other then that what makes no sense?
Gotchya, the dalian makes it all sound good.  I saw Oman and PLA, and then J 10, then reactor tower, and just thought it was a dude trying to be wrong on purpose.  My bad.
Just a lil tipsy when I wrote it, thanx for pointing it out though.
jamesb
Joined BF2s in November 2005
+133|6992|Doncaster, England

Inimicus_7 wrote:

Hi, hi, new to the forums, I've been reading them for a while, just never bothered joining until now.

I find the best kills are when you have a squad of around 4 people, and you manage to kill 3 of them, and the one you've left alive is the squad leader...Surprise surprise, they all spawn on the squad leader, but unfortunately they're all really bad at Battlefield and you manage to kill them all again.

Rise & Repeat for a good time.
That's a good one, especially when they say "that's BS no one can do that"   
=AM=Limey
Member
+2|6853
My Favorite kill was the attack chopper hovering over a roof top flag in Ghosttown

M95 Head shot to the pilot - Points for the kill as well as the flag defend.

I wish I had remembered to capture the screen shot!
In my mind I still remember the chopper falling off the roof as it exploded!
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6759|Northern California
I play Jalalabad IO all the time and my favorite kills are when I hunt down a sniper who found and killed me. It's especially gratifiying when I respawn and take position across town from him and see him looking in a different direction from where I am..and on the hotel, it's sweet to see his lifeless body dangle then fall from the roof after I exact my vengence on him. 

And of course long range shots always give me a boner..like 200m + 

Successful jihad jeep attacks on full Hummers and DPVs makes my day..especially when i don't die too! 

C4ing people  making a back door attack at the jalalabad mosque and seeing their bodies fly!

Shooting swimmers from long range is fun too.

Last edited by IRONCHEF (2006-11-27 12:46:09)

jugobeer
Member
+18|6722
Each time i can snake behing someone and knife him, it's the best!


The best of all was when on a hill and knife 4 sniper in a row in like 3 sec!
WarriorDave
Member
+10|6638|Louisville, Ky
My most gratifying kill in BF2 was owning all my real life friends who have owned me in BF2 (person who bullied me most).
The day came, after I got my new computer, when I was playing in my favorite server, and my friends showed up. I owned each of them over and over again, but then they got the tank and APC (as USMC on Karkand). They capped the Hotel, and were camping on the main road in between Hotel and Square, right next to each other. I loaded up a carbomb at Suburb, and went up around the back alley to the West of Hotel, and came in behind them standing on the spacebar. BOOOOOOOOOM BITCHES! Both of them and a pair of engineers in a single carbomb. MEC took back the Hotel, and we won the round.
After that, to this day, they don't talk shit about kicking my ass in BF2. I'm officially 'teh wolfar killar' again.

Yay me.

Edit: Damned amateur typing skills!

Last edited by WarriorDave (2006-11-27 13:13:27)

ZekersSneakers
Member
+8|6773
Probably killing macvibes and 3rd*name f35 vs J-10 multiple times.
TheOriginalUberN00b
Member
+16|6754|Hereford,AZ. USA

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:

R0lyP0ly wrote:

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:

When it involves intentionally dying, than yes, it makes you be an ass...
aren't you intentionally dying when you rush an enemy CP? Or are you one of those "1337 pl4y3rs" who never dies??

Judging the worth of what someone does to have fun is being an ass.
I'm not intentionally dying, I have no intent on dying. I fight as hard as I can, sometimes I win, sometimes I lose. You're an ass no matter what you say. You're purposely taking up 2-3 slots on a server and a team when they could actually use you. Although I bet you wouldn't do much help for the team since anybody who uses "1337" speak is terrible at any FPS game.

I don't see why you're arguing with me, it just makes you even more of an ass. Why can't you just face facts and take the fact that you're an ass in the game? You are purposely team killing people for "fun." I hardly see how that's fun. Maybe because you suck so much with a knife that you wonder what it's like to get a knife kill so you are forced to do that. And grabbing the attack heli with another crappy pilot just to crash it? How are you not an ass? Somebody good could be using that helicopter and could've won it for your round, but since you just have to have "fun" you have to take it yourself and basically lose it for your team.

Stop being an ass by arguing with me because I'll just make you look like even more of an ass...
Stop trying to act hard with the keyboard it just makes u look like the idiot you are..
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|6858|California U.S.A
It's hard to time/aim but i've AT mined some vehicles while parachuting down from transport heli's. I've got a screenshot of one as soon as I remember what folder it's in.

Also the ole' sprint and jump on a APC or tank and dropping a AT mine on top and getting away before the boom.  and sometimes if I can i'll try and knife the 50. gunner on the tank   
Hitokiri_Battousi
Member
+1|6643
sticking C4 on the chinese transport chopper beofre it loaded and letting it fly a bit before you blow it up.

tho my tru fav is the occasional "im god" moments where you miraculously pwn half the other team (my case, mashtuur city, medic gun, infantry only, they all massing from one flag and i mow them down one by one as they round the building)  everyone's had an "im god" moment, and everyone loves it.
Phatso
The Moisture
+49|6964|South Africa
Nothing beats TV-Guiding a jet or TOWing a chopper on Sharqui
TheOriginalUberN00b
Member
+16|6754|Hereford,AZ. USA
i like putting mines and claymores in random places and watch the ppls reactions when the blow up....and also putting c4 on flags and waiting until the enemy trys to cap it and right before they get it i blow it.....
INDREKK367
Member
+10|6755
Sniping someone out from the heli. Once on Delian, I tryed to steal their attack heli. Had to snipe 3 guys before i got in (in 20 sec).
MagikTrik
yes.....but your still gay
+138|6639|Pittsburgh, PA USA
I think I already posted here but oh well.....something I just fell in love with is playing USA on Wake Island & making my way to the back of the airport and then sniping one of the 10,000 people standing there like goons waiting for a plane & watching all the rest of them scatter like roaches with the lights on
I never liked Wake because of the "special" people it attracts but I def think I'll be playing there more now just because this is so enjoyable.
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|6922|USA

TheOriginalUberN00b wrote:

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:

R0lyP0ly wrote:


aren't you intentionally dying when you rush an enemy CP? Or are you one of those "1337 pl4y3rs" who never dies??

Judging the worth of what someone does to have fun is being an ass.
I'm not intentionally dying, I have no intent on dying. I fight as hard as I can, sometimes I win, sometimes I lose. You're an ass no matter what you say. You're purposely taking up 2-3 slots on a server and a team when they could actually use you. Although I bet you wouldn't do much help for the team since anybody who uses "1337" speak is terrible at any FPS game.

I don't see why you're arguing with me, it just makes you even more of an ass. Why can't you just face facts and take the fact that you're an ass in the game? You are purposely team killing people for "fun." I hardly see how that's fun. Maybe because you suck so much with a knife that you wonder what it's like to get a knife kill so you are forced to do that. And grabbing the attack heli with another crappy pilot just to crash it? How are you not an ass? Somebody good could be using that helicopter and could've won it for your round, but since you just have to have "fun" you have to take it yourself and basically lose it for your team.

Stop being an ass by arguing with me because I'll just make you look like even more of an ass...
Stop trying to act hard with the keyboard it just makes u look like the idiot you are..
Neither of us is trying to act hard. Get over yourself. It's called an argument; learn it, love it, live it.

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