Hey Fancy...I like your posts...keep on keeping on bro... lifes a garden, dig it.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Am I allowed to just post threads? Or does each one have to be a Chappelle's Show skit?Mariena wrote:
You know, Pollux, I can live with the first 100 stories, but after that they're just not funny anymore.
I'd even prefer LOLCATs.
where the fuck is my neg karma button?!?!?!???!??!??!??!?Superior Mind wrote:
anyone up for some oral warts .
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their not mine....Jello.01 wrote:
That's just gross... how the hell do you get them in there anyway?!
why? just why?Superior Mind wrote:
anyone up for some oral warts .
omg omg omgKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
what about anal warts?
I dared....KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
what about anal warts?
BAAAD IDEA.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
There was a huge wart on my thumb that had been bugging me for almost a year. It looked like it was only getting bigger so I decided I needed to do something about it. Well, those little patches and crap never work so I decided to bring a pair if scissors to it.
It hurt pretty bad. I stopped for a sec and contemplated whether or not I wanted to continue. Since there was already a huge slice off the base of the wart I decided I may as well finish it. Man, it was so painful. I was literally gritting my teeth in pain. It didn't just slice off either. I had to squeeze harder and harder and wiggle it around a bit for it to slowly cut through. When it finally came out, the root was about an inch long with smaller branches attached to it and it bled profusely.
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ATG wrote:
Don't change a thing.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Am I allowed to just post threads? Or does each one have to be a Chappelle's Show skit?Mariena wrote:
You know, Pollux, I can live with the first 100 stories, but after that they're just not funny anymore.
I'd even prefer LOLCATs.
They're all "nubby"Superior Mind wrote:
omg omg omgKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
what about anal warts?
It will come back eventually .Fancy_Pollux wrote:
There was a huge wart on my thumb that had been bugging me for almost a year. It looked like it was only getting bigger so I decided I needed to do something about it. Well, those little patches and crap never work so I decided to bring a pair if scissors to it.
It hurt pretty bad. I stopped for a sec and contemplated whether or not I wanted to continue. Since there was already a huge slice off the base of the wart I decided I may as well finish it. Man, it was so painful. I was literally gritting my teeth in pain. It didn't just slice off either. I had to squeeze harder and harder and wiggle it around a bit for it to slowly cut through. When it finally came out, the root was about an inch long with smaller branches attached to it and it bled profusely.
[sarcasm]By kissing toads[/sarcasm]JimmyBotswana wrote:
How do you get a wart?
Eeeeeeeeeewww. Yuck.Ender2309 wrote:
BAAAD IDEA.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
There was a huge wart on my thumb that had been bugging me for almost a year. It looked like it was only getting bigger so I decided I needed to do something about it. Well, those little patches and crap never work so I decided to bring a pair if scissors to it.
It hurt pretty bad. I stopped for a sec and contemplated whether or not I wanted to continue. Since there was already a huge slice off the base of the wart I decided I may as well finish it. Man, it was so painful. I was literally gritting my teeth in pain. It didn't just slice off either. I had to squeeze harder and harder and wiggle it around a bit for it to slowly cut through. When it finally came out, the root was about an inch long with smaller branches attached to it and it bled profusely.
i had a wart on my toe that was driving me nuts, and i was in a bad mood one day and i jammed it against my chair, which hurt. in my rage, i quite literally ripped the thing off with my fingers.
shortly thereafter, it developed into a wart containing cytomegalovirus (this can be deadly if it hits your blood stream, it attacks your liver. imagine the flu but around 15 times worse. it almsot killed my mom when she was young)
and it basically looked like a saarlac pit with black tentacles. it was pretty fucking painful.
if it happens to you, go to the doctor and get some fucking formaldahyde and shit. at the very least try rubbing it with a salcylic acne pad for a few weeks. ripping your wart off was a bad fucking idea.