Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7077
So, I was at the bar sippin' on a vodka martini (I know, badass), and in comes this shorty just ACHING for it (I can tell these things). Of course, she comes to me, we start talking and flirting, and then she offers to buy me a drink. Who am I to turn down free booze so I take her up on her offer. By the way, she's gorgeous, probably 5'8 or 5'9, pretty skinny, amazing ass, long blond hair and a medium sized rack, but great for her thin figure. We talk more and she shows me a bunch of her modeling pictures from Victoria's Secret, Vogue Magazine, and a few other places and then I show her my modeling pics too. I'm a little more accomplished than her, but I don't brag or anything to make her feel like she should feel below me. I knew I was in when she reached under my four layers of clothing and made a comment about my six pack feeling so good.

The only thing is, this other girl I've never met comes up to me while the first girl is in the bathroom. The second girl is a 5'10 brunette who is STUNNING. She's already a little tipsy from what I can tell, and we get to talking about sports and stuff, leading to her telling me how she's been a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader for a couple years. Anyway, making this long story short, the first girl comes back from the bathroom and then I've got these two girls, so I put it bluntly to them: "I can't decide, I'd like to have you both." So they both go back to my apartment and we get it on pretty much all night. They were really into it and liked to do stuff with both each other and me, and they were great at what they did.

Overall, I rate this night a 5/10, because it was pretty much an average night and threesome for me.
Archer
rapes face
+161|6855|Canuckistan
Eh.... just another sexual encounter.

Last edited by Archer (2006-12-03 08:20:58)

Nessie09
I "fix" things
+107|7101|The Netherlands
5/10 eh?
Your spoiled
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7252|Delaware
Too bad none of your stories ever have any proof to back them up Fancy
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7077

SysTray wrote:

Too bad none of your stories ever have any proof to back them up Fancy
Posting the proof would get me banned.
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|7027
Yea, I'm not so sure that anyone believes anything you post anymore.
d.cripz
Member
+29|6840
so last night i broke the 2.0 KDR u bitch
FesterTheMolester
BF2s US Server Admin, IRC>Forums
+157|7071|The Mind Of A Cereal Killer
w00t.....
chuuby
Member
+19|7049
i take it models always pack around their photo albums. good story to bad one of them was a tranny.

Last edited by chuuby (2006-12-03 08:32:44)

Gamematt
Stocking ur medpacks
+135|7094|Groningen, The Netherlands
How many do you need to get a 9 out of 10, cos 10 out of 10 is never going to happen?
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7252|Delaware

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SysTray wrote:

Too bad none of your stories ever have any proof to back them up Fancy
Posting the proof would get me banned.
Label it NSFW and post the link. That'll cover you. If worse comes to worse they can ban me.
Thump-GoA-
Thump the ARTY finder!!
+31|7091

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

SysTray wrote:

Too bad none of your stories ever have any proof to back them up Fancy
Posting the proof would get me banned.
Post a link to the proof or PM everyone who has posted so far...
avman633
Member
+116|6796
lol average night?
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7274|Alberta, Canada

Archer wrote:

Eh.... just another sexual encounter.
Yeah, I wonder if the story is true.
Simon
basically
+838|7089|UK

ryan_14 wrote:

Archer wrote:

Eh.... just another sexual encounter.
Yeah, I wonder if the story is true.
lol, you have to be mentally retarded if you think this is true, I'm the only sexy beast who can get two hot girls
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6884|Ontario, Canada
yea, i want some proof of this
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7187|Scotland

My brain does not have the capacity nor the power to believe stories posted by a guy who has the name "Fancy Pollux".
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6939
has any1 ever seen what fancy looks like?
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7187|Scotland

He posted a pic....somewhere.
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|7027

zimmer92 wrote:

He posted a pic....somewhere.
Betcha it was a fake.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7169|The Hague, Netherlands

Canadianloser wrote:

has any1 ever seen what fancy looks like?
https://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7107/sexybabexq6.jpg

Just kidding FANCY !

or am I ?
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
seb--morin
Im high
+152|7071|Montréal, Québec
Great entertainment, but i don't really agree w/ all of u. It ain't no lie, i saw im with a great smille when he lefted the bar.... but hey fancy your smille  wasn't a 5/10 smile but more a 8 or 9 i would say. And btw guys he is a handsome man and he got so much charism that every single girl would **** him.
Simon
basically
+838|7089|UK

0seb--morin0 wrote:

Great entertainment, but i don't really agree w/ all of u. It ain't no lie, i saw im with a great smille when he lefted the bar.... but hey fancy your smille  wasn't a 5/10 smile but more a 8 or 9 i would say. And btw guys he is a handsome man and he got so much charism that every single girl would **** him.
O RLY?
HellCommander_Vic
Member
+2|6968|Norway

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

So, I was at the bar sippin' on a vodka martini (I know, badass), and in comes this shorty just ACHING for it (I can tell these things). Of course, she comes to me, we start talking and flirting, and then she offers to buy me a drink. Who am I to turn down free booze so I take her up on her offer. By the way, she's gorgeous, probably 5'8 or 5'9, pretty skinny, amazing ass, long blond hair and a medium sized rack, but great for her thin figure. We talk more and she shows me a bunch of her modeling pictures from Victoria's Secret, Vogue Magazine, and a few other places and then I show her my modeling pics too. I'm a little more accomplished than her, but I don't brag or anything to make her feel like she should feel below me. I knew I was in when she reached under my four layers of clothing and made a comment about my six pack feeling so good.

The only thing is, this other girl I've never met comes up to me while the first girl is in the bathroom. The second girl is a 5'10 brunette who is STUNNING. She's already a little tipsy from what I can tell, and we get to talking about sports and stuff, leading to her telling me how she's been a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader for a couple years. Anyway, making this long story short, the first girl comes back from the bathroom and then I've got these two girls, so I put it bluntly to them: "I can't decide, I'd like to have you both." So they both go back to my apartment and we get it on pretty much all night. They were really into it and liked to do stuff with both each other and me, and they were great at what they did.

Overall, I rate this night a 5/10, because it was pretty much an average night and threesome for me.
I've seen this movie...
JahManRed
wank
+646|7059|IRELAND

LOL, what an egomaniac.

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