Man sues for new foreskin
A German man who was circumcised against his will during emergency penis surgery is suing his doctor for cash to rebuild his foreskin.
Karl Spandl, 50, from Bonn was rushed to the Troisdorf Hospital for surgery after a painful abscess developed on his penis.
But while he was under the knife his doctor, unnamed for legal reasons, also chose to remove his foreskin to prevent complications.
Spandl said: "When I woke up I almost passed out again with shock. I never said they could take that. And now I have almost no feeling in the tip - my sex life has been totally ruined."
The mechanic is now demanding £14,000 from his surgeon for a second penis operation - this time to rebuild his foreskin using membranes taken from inside his mouth.
The case will be decided by the Bonn Higher Regional Court.
/speechless
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Lol this guy has no fucking cllue... "no feeling in the tip" lol
Your foreskin doesnt give you feeling on your bell end. Your foreskin folds back for gods sake.
He's 50 too... HE HAS NO SEX LIFE ANYWAY! This guy has just publicly humiliated himself! What a douche!
Your foreskin doesnt give you feeling on your bell end. Your foreskin folds back for gods sake.
He's 50 too... HE HAS NO SEX LIFE ANYWAY! This guy has just publicly humiliated himself! What a douche!
Last edited by Vilham (2006-12-05 09:22:35)
/foreskinlessKing_County_Downy wrote:
/speechless
lol, What Vilham said. ^_^
I found this quite funny. Membranes from the mouth have the same effect. NICE..teddy..jimmy wrote:
- this time to rebuild his foreskin using membranes taken from inside his mouth.
Good pointsVilham wrote:
Lol this guy has no fucking cllue... "no feeling in the tip" lol
Your foreskin doesnt give you feeling on your bell end. Your foreskin folds back for gods sake.
He's 50 too... HE HAS NO SEX LIFE ANYWAY!
Yeah how the hell does that work? He's gunna be able to suck his own cock?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I found this quite funny. Membranes from the mouth have the same effect. NICE..teddy..jimmy wrote:
- this time to rebuild his foreskin using membranes taken from inside his mouth.
/tipfeelingless..teddy..jimmy wrote:
/foreskinlessKing_County_Downy wrote:
/speechless
Who can't? sheesh...Vilham wrote:
He's gunna be able to suck his own cock?
Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-12-05 09:24:47)
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
What do you think a blowjob is?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I found this quite funny. Membranes from the mouth have the same effect. NICE..teddy..jimmy wrote:
- this time to rebuild his foreskin using membranes taken from inside his mouth.
wow. so a woman can give him a french kiss and a blowjob at the same time?
LoliPoon.be wrote:
What do you think a blowjob is?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
I found this quite funny. Membranes from the mouth have the same effect. NICE..teddy..jimmy wrote:
- this time to rebuild his foreskin using membranes taken from inside his mouth.
Its poetic Justice IMO. Hes a mechanic.
How many times has some granny left her car in to get an oil change................... "well love, when I was checking your oil I noticed your engine is clapped out so I had to rip the old one out and stick a new one in, that will be £2000"
How many times has some granny left her car in to get an oil change................... "well love, when I was checking your oil I noticed your engine is clapped out so I had to rip the old one out and stick a new one in, that will be £2000"
i have no foreskin! it fucking rocks!
If your foreskin is removed, the top of your penis will always be in contact with other stuff (like your underwear, ... You will lose some sensitivitie in the top of your penis.Vilham wrote:
Lol this guy has no fucking cllue... "no feeling in the tip" lol
Your foreskin doesnt give you feeling on your bell end. Your foreskin folds back for gods sake.
I can tell you from myself that you dont. Its far more sensitive.Doperwt. wrote:
If your foreskin is removed, the top of your penis will always be in contact with other stuff (like your underwear, ... You will lose some sensitivitie in the top of your penis.Vilham wrote:
Lol this guy has no fucking cllue... "no feeling in the tip" lol
Your foreskin doesnt give you feeling on your bell end. Your foreskin folds back for gods sake.
But not allDoperwt. wrote:
If your foreskin is removed, the top of your penis will always be in contact with other stuff (like your underwear, ... You will lose some sensitivitie in the top of your penis.Vilham wrote:
Lol this guy has no fucking cllue... "no feeling in the tip" lol
Your foreskin doesnt give you feeling on your bell end. Your foreskin folds back for gods sake.
damn right. +1JahManRed wrote:
Its poetic Justice IMO. Hes a mechanic.
How many times has some granny left her car in to get an oil change................... "well love, when I was checking your oil I noticed your engine is clapped out so I had to rip the old one out and stick a new one in, that will be £2000"
Last edited by Greenboi (2006-12-05 09:52:37)
How so? Were does the cheese live?david363 wrote:
i have no foreskin! it fucking rocks!
Don't know what to say besides owned
^LOL!JahManRed wrote:
How so? Were does the cheese live?david363 wrote:
i have no foreskin! it fucking rocks!
I glued my head to my shoulder!!!
he he, i'm hated by you...Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:
I glued my head to my shoulder!!!
but anyway, that guy, like someone said, just humiliated himself.
Wait, nobody asked if they could remove mine! In fact, I just woke up one day and realized "Hey! That's what that is for! SWEET!" Then like two years later they explained to me what a circumcision was and I decided I'm never having that done... then I realized it had already happened before I even knew what it meant to go wee wee in the potty.
Does this mean I can sue?
Does this mean I can sue?
In America, Yes.Krauser98 wrote:
Wait, nobody asked if they could remove mine! In fact, I just woke up one day and realized "Hey! That's what that is for! SWEET!" Then like two years later they explained to me what a circumcision was and I decided I'm never having that done... then I realized it had already happened before I even knew what it meant to go wee wee in the potty.
Does this mean I can sue?
Oh WOW, that sucks for him.