All I know is that SEX is like eating Chinese Food, It's not over in till you both get your cookies...
King_County_Downy wrote:
You and me baby aint nuthin' but mamals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channelMason4Assassin444 wrote:
"The lap dance is soooooo much better when the stripper is crying!"
+1 to who can name the band who sung that^^^
Bloodhound Gang...can't remember the name of the song though
her name was russell
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As long as its not tears of laughter.Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Is it bad to like porn where the girl is crying the whole time?
Yea we call those the ones that don't prosecute.King_County_Downy wrote:
You mean some girls don't cry when you're porking them? Wow.
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Xbone Stormsurgezz
I know the asians are known for crying during "sex" so tp speak.
Seriously some of them snap with the crying, its funny as hell.
Seriously some of them snap with the crying, its funny as hell.
i have an ex that would cry after good orgasms, maybe that's why it kinda turns me on a little bit, since i spent 2 years trying to make her cry
edit: i almost put making her cry, except we would be mean to each other once in a while, seduce the other into a quickie, then leave and laugh before the other finished..........now that i'm thinking about it, I got the last quickie before we broke up ............. I WIN!!!!
edit: i almost put making her cry, except we would be mean to each other once in a while, seduce the other into a quickie, then leave and laugh before the other finished..........now that i'm thinking about it, I got the last quickie before we broke up ............. I WIN!!!!
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You couldn't be more wrong if you tried. Sex is like a race who ever gets done first wins. As for chicks crying during sex, who cares if they are crying as long as it doesn't fuck up your rhythm.MDFSpacePhantom wrote:
All I know is that SEX is like eating Chinese Food, It's not over in till you both get your cookies...
i like it !! i don't care i just like it!!
You could have saved some time and kicked her in the back of the head.kr@cker wrote:
maybe that's why it kinda turns me on a little bit, since i spent 2 years trying to make her cry
Xbone Stormsurgezz
removed before downy beats my asskr@cker wrote:
i have an ex that would cry after good orgasms, maybe that's why it kinda turns me on a little bit, since i spent 2 years trying to make her cry
edit: i almost put making her cry, except we would be mean to each other once in a while, seduce the other into a quickie, then leave and laugh before the other finished..........now that i'm thinking about it, I got the last quickie before we broke up ............. I WIN!!!!
i had the same problem with this one
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You're so dead.Marlboroman82 wrote:
i had the same problem with this one
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
The word you are looking for is EMO ;DMarinejuana wrote:
only if u are filled with self loathing afterwards and cut yourself.
I can only play battlefield against people that are crying. it is important for my ego.
Lol - Marlboroman82, you were fucking an angel till she cried? Nice. Makes my devil horns tingle with the thought of a splat and run mission on an angel.
EDIT AFTER READING KCD's post. - You were nailing KCD's angel!??!?!?! Wow! Cajones mejor senor!!
KJ
EDIT AFTER READING KCD's post. - You were nailing KCD's angel!??!?!?! Wow! Cajones mejor senor!!
KJ
As my Friend always says TEARS MAKE THE BEST LUBE!!!! TAKE THAt SHIT TO THE BANK
Actually a great questionliquidat0r wrote:
Good question.explosivo wrote:
crying with joy or sadness?
hahahahahaKing_County_Downy wrote:
That's my girklfriendKung Jew wrote:
Lol - Marlboroman82, you were fucking an angel till she cried? Nice. Makes my devil horns tingle with the thought of a splat and run mission on an angel.
KJ
Oh ShitMarlboroman82 wrote:
hahahahahaKing_County_Downy wrote:
That's my girklfriendKung Jew wrote:
Lol - Marlboroman82, you were fucking an angel till she cried? Nice. Makes my devil horns tingle with the thought of a splat and run mission on an angel.
KJ
I'm afraid i was the "quickie victim" with her, you got me thereMarlboroman82 wrote:
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/f2616f1968.jpgkr@cker wrote:
i have an ex that would cry after good orgasms, maybe that's why it kinda turns me on a little bit, since i spent 2 years trying to make her cry
edit: i almost put making her cry, except we would be mean to each other once in a while, seduce the other into a quickie, then leave and laugh before the other finished..........now that i'm thinking about it, I got the last quickie before we broke up ............. I WIN!!!!
i had the same problem with this one
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I hope you have a large shovel marlboro, you're in deep shit.
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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
i am such an assholeMDFSpacePhantom wrote:
Oh ShitMarlboroman82 wrote:
hahahahahaKing_County_Downy wrote:
That's my girklfriend
that's kinda hard to pull off, donkey punches are one thing but damn, a donkey kick? I don't think i can bend like that.Kmarion wrote:
You could have saved some time and kicked her in the back of the head.kr@cker wrote:
maybe that's why it kinda turns me on a little bit, since i spent 2 years trying to make her cry
You talkin about the one where the guy was stickin the girls head in the toilet? That girl was cryin pretty hard
side straddlekr@cker wrote:
that's kinda hard to pull off, donkey punches are one thing but damn, a donkey kick? I don't think i can bend like that.Kmarion wrote:
You could have saved some time and kicked her in the back of the head.kr@cker wrote:
maybe that's why it kinda turns me on a little bit, since i spent 2 years trying to make her cry
Double donkey punch for the win!!
After the first donkey punch, she'll turn around and yell "Why'd you hit me?!?!"
Hit her with a hook to the face and tell her "Ain't nobody talking to you!"
KJ
P.S. Yes, I know I'm going to hell for jokes like these. See you all there.
After the first donkey punch, she'll turn around and yell "Why'd you hit me?!?!"
Hit her with a hook to the face and tell her "Ain't nobody talking to you!"
KJ
P.S. Yes, I know I'm going to hell for jokes like these. See you all there.
just make sure you erase the pic, there was another thread, one of the "show off your signicant other" threads, someone posted a pic of his new wife in her wedding dress, i posted the same one stating "i hooked up with this chick at her bachelor party and again at her wedding, dumbass fiance' had no clue"Marlboroman82 wrote:
i am such an assholeMDFSpacePhantom wrote:
Oh ShitMarlboroman82 wrote:
hahahahaha
a few months later i looked and still had her pic saved on my laptop, "creepy homicidal stalker" came to mind and i erased it asap
maybe just combine it into a pile driver type moveKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
side straddlekr@cker wrote:
that's kinda hard to pull off, donkey punches are one thing but damn, a donkey kick? I don't think i can bend like that.Kmarion wrote:
You could have saved some time and kicked her in the back of the head.