Damm dude, why aqre on our computer and not on her . Nice looking girl Now I'm to afraid of posting my gf .King_County_Downy wrote:
You're so dead.Marlboroman82 wrote:
i had the same problem with this one
+1
+1
Lol, if you're at it doggie style and you bridge (wrestling) maybe you could throw her suplex style with your meat medallion.... we'll call it a cockapault.
KJ
KJ
you're in trouble KungKung Jew wrote:
Lol, if you're at it doggie style and you bridge (wrestling) maybe you could throw her suplex style with your meat medallion.... we'll call it a cockapault.
KJ
I think KJ's been drinking. He's having way too much fun today. The fun police are bound to arrest him pretty soon!!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
And the Award for the most controversial thread goes to...
who do you hate worse, me or kj?King_County_Downy wrote:
I think KJ's been drinking. He's having way too much fun today. The fun police are bound to arrest him pretty soon!!
the swingin medallion?Kung Jew wrote:
Lol, if you're at it doggie style and you bridge (wrestling) maybe you could throw her suplex style with your meat medallion.... we'll call it a cockapault.
KJ
You're both dead meatMarlboroman82 wrote:
who do you hate worse, me or kj?King_County_Downy wrote:
I think KJ's been drinking. He's having way too much fun today. The fun police are bound to arrest him pretty soon!!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Bloodhound Gang. "A lap dance is"Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Yeah, thats sexy.Marlboroman82 wrote:
yea, i have encountered a fewKing_County_Downy wrote:
You mean some girls don't cry when you're porking them? Wow.
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/porn%2 … crying.jpg
"The lap dance is soooooo much better when the stripper is crying!"
+1 to who can name the band who sung that^^^
"Ruby Red Lips,Milky White Skin and Baby Blue Eyes...Name was Russel."
i removed it, happy now?
cryin chicks are ok... but wait till ya hit a drunk pukin chick... once she starts spewin all those muscles tighten.. super easy to ditch em after too
Yeeeeeeep, kinda bored here at work today. Most of the American kiddies are still at school. Oceanic kiddies are asleep. it was time to get dirty on the internets. Seriously though, anyone reading anyone of the Joke monday threads, or pickup line postin time thread will know and understand how seriously wierd, warped, dark'n sarcastic, and desensitized my humor really is. Nothings shocking.
Carry on with crying chicks n porn topic.
KJ
Carry on with crying chicks n porn topic.
KJ
and then there's your sigSuperSlowYo wrote:
cryin chicks are ok... but wait till ya hit a drunk pukin chick... once she starts spewin all those muscles tighten.. super easy to ditch em after too
Last edited by kr@cker (2006-12-06 12:21:09)
lmfaokr@cker wrote:
and then there's your sigSuperSlowYo wrote:
cryin chicks are ok... but wait till ya hit a drunk pukin chick... once she starts spewin all those muscles tighten.. super easy to ditch em after too
SuperSlowYo wrote:
cryin chicks are ok... but wait till ya hit a drunk pukin chick... once she starts spewin all those muscles tighten.. super easy to ditch em after too
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
no serious i have respect for women... i swear.....
and we wonder why they don't post more on these forums
says "toilet sex"Toilet Sex wrote:
Porn sucks
You'd let your woman touch your gaming rig? I made mine buy her own. No F'n up my gear. I hate going to desktop and finding some crap flash game (WTF!!! DINERDASH!! GET THAT SHIT OFF MY CPU!!!!) looking back at me. Junk up your own hard drive.
Now that she is a serious wow gamer, she understands better. If one of the kids puts something on her cpu, she goes nuclear and I just sit back and laugh uncontrollably at her.
KJ
Now that she is a serious wow gamer, she understands better. If one of the kids puts something on her cpu, she goes nuclear and I just sit back and laugh uncontrollably at her.
KJ
wheres the link lol hehe just kidding
heh, the ole donkey punch. girls love it. start with the donkey punch and lead into a spitting dragon.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
because they play the sims and not shooters:Pkr@cker wrote:
and we wonder why they don't post more on these forums
You're a braver man than I, if you finish with the spitting dragon. That's one spinal tap followed by an Austin Powers 'JUDO CHOP' to finish. And the little General is IN harms way at that point.heggs wrote:
heh, the ole donkey punch. girls love it. start with the donkey punch and lead into a spitting dragon.
I recommend getting the fish eye, to the donkey punch, double donkey punch, and finish with a rodeo sex or a dirty sanchez.
Or a rusty trombone....
Either way, you are definitly signing off on any chance of repeat encounters with this girl. Or she's got some serious baggage that you don't want to deal with.
KJ
dirty sanchez
the mustache sez "i luv u"
the mustache sez "i luv u"
Warm em up with the angry spider first.....
TOPIC: I have seen a pron where a chick vomits, the guy has in the "doggie" position, and after she vomits he uses one of his feet to put on the back of her head and smash her face into her own vomit. YEEEEAAHHH OK, that was interesting. Now, if anyone finds that sexy, or scat pron, should be shot...
TOPIC: I have seen a pron where a chick vomits, the guy has in the "doggie" position, and after she vomits he uses one of his feet to put on the back of her head and smash her face into her own vomit. YEEEEAAHHH OK, that was interesting. Now, if anyone finds that sexy, or scat pron, should be shot...