Flaming on the internet makes you a cooler person. Here are the basic techniques for attacking the weakpoints of someone on the internets.
Lets try some examples:
Patron 1 says, "Hey fag, your stats suck".
--There are many ways to go about retorting to this, I will list only one, the rest is up to you.
1. Start out with your favorite word (Mine is 'Fail')
2. Formulate an emotionally-impactive sentence around that word
----'You Fail'
3. Add filler words, and extra material
----'You cumguzzling thundercunt, your stats suck a cock and you fail at life, uninstall Life.exe kthx'
4. Good! Your learning now. The next steps are up to you, wether you choose to attack credibility, or perhaps race or religion, its up to you.
And remember kids, Flaming on the internet is not only pointless, but it makes /wrists later in life.
(except for bennet, he already really sucks at comebacks )
Santa/Moses/Buddha/The Man is watching you, make sure your nice, not naughty.
- Always use big words, big words make your argument seem valid
- Go for the low shots whenever you can. (Use words such as "useless", or "/wrists" or "Fail")
- Attack Credibility
- Attack Political Views
- Use the person's Mother as a target
- Add naughty words ontop of one another (fuckingshit ass cuntface)
Lets try some examples:
Patron 1 says, "Hey fag, your stats suck".
--There are many ways to go about retorting to this, I will list only one, the rest is up to you.
1. Start out with your favorite word (Mine is 'Fail')
2. Formulate an emotionally-impactive sentence around that word
----'You Fail'
3. Add filler words, and extra material
----'You cumguzzling thundercunt, your stats suck a cock and you fail at life, uninstall Life.exe kthx'
4. Good! Your learning now. The next steps are up to you, wether you choose to attack credibility, or perhaps race or religion, its up to you.
And remember kids, Flaming on the internet is not only pointless, but it makes /wrists later in life.
(except for bennet, he already really sucks at comebacks )
Santa/Moses/Buddha/The Man is watching you, make sure your nice, not naughty.
