My feelings for this girl completely vanished.

2006-12-11 12:23:38

#1

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7083

So ive been having a major flirtatious relationship with this girl lately and have considered asking her out. She is hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality and I have seriously fallen for her. So today we were waiting outside class talking, flirting and I was having a good time. Then suddenly she farts. Lets one go right in front of me and it was pretty loud too. It wasn't like one of those silent but violent ones but it was a real amplified sounding fart. I mean goddammit, way to kill an attraction. She farts when I'm talking to her and although she blamed it on some knee thing(don't ask) I could see she was embarrassed. Way to kill an attraction. What ever happened to that myth which said girls don't fart. Meh!!

At least it didn't smell.

2006-12-11 12:24:48

#2

pers0nah: Waste Kid; +271|7016|MANCHESTERRR

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
So ive been having a major flirtatious relationship with this girl lately and have considered asking her out. She is hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality and I have seriously fallen for her. So today we were waiting outside class talking, flirting and I was having a good time. Then suddenly she farts. Lets one go right in front of me and it was pretty loud too. It wasn't like one of those silent but violent ones but it was a real amplified sounding fart. I mean goddammit, way to kill an attraction. She farts when I'm talking to her and although she blamed it on some knee thing(don't ask) I could see she was embarrassed. Way to kill an attraction. What ever happened to that myth which said girls don't fart. Meh!!

At least it didn't smell.

ROFL

2006-12-11 12:25:13

#3

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6986|Scotland

Teddy you lier you said your were dating her and making sexy time

2006-12-11 12:25:19

#4

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7166|St. Andrews / Oslo

What was her name?

I might know her

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2006-12-11 12:25:40

#5

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7200|UK

Haha. Yeah that would realy turn me off.

2006-12-11 12:25:44

#6

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6995|Southampton, UK

Try bumming her, then see what smells.
I say fart in her face or tell her to f**k off

2006-12-11 12:26:46

#7

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7083

Jenspm wrote:
What was her name?

I might know her

her name was jeanette. WAS. I farted fire on her. she perished in the flames.

2006-12-11 12:27:36

#8

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6994|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

of course chicks fart... they are all full of shit

2006-12-11 12:28:25

#9

Sondernkommando: Member; +22|7150

Are you serious?

You'll never get anywhere with mental images of perfection. Women are human and if that happened in front of me, I'd have laughed, tried to deflect the embarassment with some kind of joke, and probably feel a whole lot more comfortable around her. She was looking for someone with the maturity to look beyond a bodily function that we all do (22 times a day on average I might add).

Plus, this plays well with Relationship Fart Rule #1 - you can't fart in front of her until she farts in front of you.

2006-12-11 12:28:28

#10

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6822|New York

haha she blamed it on her knee. there's nothing wrong with skidmarked thongs, just so long as she isn't one of those girls that stuffs her undies in your mouth.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2006-12-11 12:28:32

#11

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7166|St. Andrews / Oslo

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
What was her name?

I might know her
her name was jeanette. WAS. I farted fire on her. she perished in the flames.

PM me her last name

2006-12-11 12:29:18

#12

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7083

Sondernkommando wrote:
Are you serious?

You'll never get anywhere with mental images of perfection. Women are human and if that happened in front of me, I'd have laughed, tried to deflect the embarassment with some kind of joke, and probably feel a whole lot more comfortable around her. She was looking for someone with the maturity to look beyond a bodily function that we all do (22 times a day on average I might add).

Plus, this plays well with Relationship Fart Rule #1 - you can't fart in front of her until she farts in front of you.

Yeah, but I would expect the fart rule #1 not to come before a relationship is started.

2006-12-11 12:29:18

#13

ncc6206: =BIG= BAD AND UGLY; +36|6913

No smell no foul. Date her. Its the ones that stink like something crawled up their butt and died you should be avoiding.

2006-12-11 12:29:25

#14

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6986|Scotland

he will track her down and cut her up... dont

2006-12-11 12:29:58

#15

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6995|Southampton, UK

Jenspm wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
What was her name?

I might know her
her name was jeanette. WAS. I farted fire on her. she perished in the flames.
PM me her last name

Jenspm likes "Farting Females"

2006-12-11 12:30:32

#16

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7083

Jenspm wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
What was her name?

I might know her
her name was jeanette. WAS. I farted fire on her. she perished in the flames.
PM me her last name

I dont know her last name. I would have found it out had she not gone and farted her chances away. She went to Midstuen

2006-12-11 12:30:41

#17

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6822|New York

White-Fusion wrote:
he will track her down and cut her up... dont

heh, i like my coffee like i like my women, ground up and in the freezer.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2006-12-11 12:31:33

#18

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6986|Scotland

smooth

2006-12-11 12:33:56

#19

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7112|In You Endo- Stoke

Nowt wrong with farting females,

Go for it dude,if shes hot then go for it.So waht if she fart just make sure you get her back when your in bed.
The old trusty duvet waft trick ohh i love it

2006-12-11 12:34:00

#20

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7166|St. Andrews / Oslo

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:

her name was jeanette. WAS. I farted fire on her. she perished in the flames.
PM me her last name
I dont know her last name. I would have found it out had she not gone and farted her chances away. She went to Midstuen

lol, I think I know who she is

2006-12-11 12:35:54

#21

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6995|Southampton, UK

Jenspm wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Jenspm wrote:

PM me her last name
I dont know her last name. I would have found it out had she not gone and farted her chances away. She went to Midstuen
lol, I think I know who she is

B - Allshit!

2006-12-11 12:36:07

#22

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6994|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

heggs wrote:
White-Fusion wrote:
he will track her down and cut her up... dont
heh, i like my coffee like i like my women, ground up and in the freezer.

congrats on being unoriginal, i love ppl that quote tshirts its always so clever... http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product … ductid=252

2006-12-11 12:36:42

#23

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7083

Knightnifer wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:

I dont know her last name. I would have found it out had she not gone and farted her chances away. She went to Midstuen
lol, I think I know who she is
B - Allshit!

Cool

2006-12-11 12:37:25

#24

Swiss: Member; +20|6979

Alright, +1 already for the "sexy time" comment... Anyway i don't post much, but at first i thought this was another lame attempt at a Fancy-Pollux story. If it is, not funny. if it isn't, as one guy stated above, if you can't get your head round the fact that everybody farts, then you probably don't deserve a girl like her. Way to kill an attraction. Moron.

2006-12-11 12:37:38

#25

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7166|St. Andrews / Oslo

Knightnifer wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:

I dont know her last name. I would have found it out had she not gone and farted her chances away. She went to Midstuen
lol, I think I know who she is
B - Allshit!

umm, we live 5 minutes away from eachother

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