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Ohh i had like 1 big plastic sack full with lego !
It was mixed up ofc and i never build stuff like its on the box.Allways my fantasy and lego is a very good thing for it.
It was mixed up ofc and i never build stuff like its on the box.Allways my fantasy and lego is a very good thing for it.
So i did READ: where did i say that a fart doesn't throw YOU off completely? I didn't. i suggest you take your own, completely gay retarded advice and READ what i'm writing before being a 12 year old. By the way, i say gay because you're seriously starting to make me think you're gay, what with throwing away "hot, intelligent, funny... excellent personality"women because of a completely natural process. Anyways, did i say you weren't in high school? No, i said i THINK you're in high school.....teddy..jimmy wrote:
Did I say I wasnt in high school. I am 17, and yes a fart does throw me off completely which I have obviously stated. READSwiss wrote:
First impression? Did I even say that? No. Stop putting words in my mouth. Besides, you'd said yourself you'd been flirting with her and stuff. Where's this first impression shit coming from? RIIIIGHT, i think i get it, you're still in high school or something. I never said i thought farting made a "good" first impression...CHRIST stop making up shit, you're just like fancy. I simply said that if a fart throws you off completely, then you need to rethink your ideals. Moron x 2,..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Well s'cuze me my relationship policeman. Difference between me and Pollux is that I didnt make this up, its true. Plus, if you think farting infront of a girl is a good first impression then by all means be my guest. Just shows your socail skills are off.
It's pretty obvious you're trying to kid yourself by thinking girls NEVER fart. A girl is bound to fart, just because you haven't heard a girl fart often, doesn't mean they don't do it.
So here it is, either you're a complete retard who believes women never fart, or you're a gaynus. Your pick.
Moron x 3.
The problem is, this story is true. His wasn't.Des.Kmal wrote:
failure at pollux wannabe
hmmzimmer92 wrote:
The problem is, this story is true. His wasn't.Des.Kmal wrote:
failure at pollux wannabe
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+1 random quote of the day awardvenom6 wrote:
Ohh i had like 1 big plastic sack full with lego !
It was mixed up ofc and i never build stuff like its on the box.Allways my fantasy and lego is a very good thing for it.
Who cares if she farted, its a bodily function!!!
Throw your cock in her mouth and get down to business!!!
Throw your cock in her mouth and get down to business!!!
What's wrong with you guys! Farts are great from a woman! Shows she has a human and fun side! It's a great laugh together when you joke about things wrong with you! "Hehehe you pussy really stinks today" "Same about your cock!" Then have a couple of minutes in histerics and then the rest of the banging like a nutter!
Bliss.
Bliss.
I live in Norway, there are thousands of hot, intelligent girls around. Fuck off go ahead and call me shallow. I know girls fart. My mum farts, my aunt farts, my grandmother farts but this is different. When talking to a girl that I like I think its kind of disgusting that she farts. I hold mine in so she should do the same. Since your an expert on relationships I guess you would know that a girl wont even fart untill she is very close to the guy.Swiss wrote:
So i did READ: where did i say that a fart doesn't throw YOU off completely? I didn't. i suggest you take your own, completely gay retarded advice and READ what i'm writing before being a 12 year old. By the way, i say gay because you're seriously starting to make me think you're gay, what with throwing away "hot, intelligent, funny... excellent personality"women because of a completely natural process. Anyways, did i say you weren't in high school? No, i said i THINK you're in high school.....teddy..jimmy wrote:
Did I say I wasnt in high school. I am 17, and yes a fart does throw me off completely which I have obviously stated. READSwiss wrote:
First impression? Did I even say that? No. Stop putting words in my mouth. Besides, you'd said yourself you'd been flirting with her and stuff. Where's this first impression shit coming from? RIIIIGHT, i think i get it, you're still in high school or something. I never said i thought farting made a "good" first impression...CHRIST stop making up shit, you're just like fancy. I simply said that if a fart throws you off completely, then you need to rethink your ideals. Moron x 2,
It's pretty obvious you're trying to kid yourself by thinking girls NEVER fart. A girl is bound to fart, just because you haven't heard a girl fart often, doesn't mean they don't do it.
So here it is, either you're a complete retard who believes women never fart, or you're a gaynus. Your pick.
Moron x 3.
How old are you?? Moron x 3??? wow, learnt to count..
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my girl burps and farts all the time....we have competitions...its called love man.....
Lol..... +1siciliano732 wrote:
my girl burps and farts all the time....we have competitions...its called love man.....
BTW: Love is not an issue here. I liked her for a week.
Uh, guys, guys.
This is a highly probable story, and it doesn't seem unrealistic at all.
This is a highly probable story, and it doesn't seem unrealistic at all.
Clearly an ACCIDENT, seeing as she blamed it on her knee. Girls obviously try to hold their farts in just like the rest of us. Get a clue...teddy..jimmy wrote:
I live in Norway, there are thousands of hot, intelligent girls around. Fuck off go ahead and call me shallow. I know girls fart. My mum farts, my aunt farts, my grandmother farts but this is different. When talking to a girl that I like I think its kind of disgusting that she farts. I hold mine in so she should do the same. Since your an expert on relationships I guess you would know that a girl wont even fart untill she is very close to the guy.Swiss wrote:
So i did READ: where did i say that a fart doesn't throw YOU off completely? I didn't. i suggest you take your own, completely gay retarded advice and READ what i'm writing before being a 12 year old. By the way, i say gay because you're seriously starting to make me think you're gay, what with throwing away "hot, intelligent, funny... excellent personality"women because of a completely natural process. Anyways, did i say you weren't in high school? No, i said i THINK you're in high school.....teddy..jimmy wrote:
Did I say I wasnt in high school. I am 17, and yes a fart does throw me off completely which I have obviously stated. READ
It's pretty obvious you're trying to kid yourself by thinking girls NEVER fart. A girl is bound to fart, just because you haven't heard a girl fart often, doesn't mean they don't do it.
So here it is, either you're a complete retard who believes women never fart, or you're a gaynus. Your pick.
Moron x 3.
How old are you?? Moron x 3??? wow, learnt to count..
And yeah, Moron x 4, love saying it. I'm older than you by the way, and what makes you think i can't count?
fair enough...mine is almost 7 years......teddy..jimmy wrote:
Lol..... +1siciliano732 wrote:
my girl burps and farts all the time....we have competitions...its called love man.....
BTW: Love is not an issue here. I liked her for a week.
....but you gotta still love it...its funny
Dickhead x 5Swiss wrote:
Clearly an ACCIDENT, seeing as she blamed it on her knee. Girls obviously try to hold their farts in just like the rest of us. Get a clue...teddy..jimmy wrote:
I live in Norway, there are thousands of hot, intelligent girls around. Fuck off go ahead and call me shallow. I know girls fart. My mum farts, my aunt farts, my grandmother farts but this is different. When talking to a girl that I like I think its kind of disgusting that she farts. I hold mine in so she should do the same. Since your an expert on relationships I guess you would know that a girl wont even fart untill she is very close to the guy.Swiss wrote:
So i did READ: where did i say that a fart doesn't throw YOU off completely? I didn't. i suggest you take your own, completely gay retarded advice and READ what i'm writing before being a 12 year old. By the way, i say gay because you're seriously starting to make me think you're gay, what with throwing away "hot, intelligent, funny... excellent personality"women because of a completely natural process. Anyways, did i say you weren't in high school? No, i said i THINK you're in high school...
It's pretty obvious you're trying to kid yourself by thinking girls NEVER fart. A girl is bound to fart, just because you haven't heard a girl fart often, doesn't mean they don't do it.
So here it is, either you're a complete retard who believes women never fart, or you're a gaynus. Your pick.
Moron x 3.
How old are you?? Moron x 3??? wow, learnt to count..
And yeah, Moron x 4, love saying it. I'm older than you by the way, and what makes you think i can't count?
One day lil Ted you'll get to see a fanny fart, I take those as a compliment.
Shallow.
you're right, that's fucking hilarious!Sarrk wrote:
Dickhead x 5Swiss wrote:
Clearly an ACCIDENT, seeing as she blamed it on her knee. Girls obviously try to hold their farts in just like the rest of us. Get a clue...teddy..jimmy wrote:
I live in Norway, there are thousands of hot, intelligent girls around. Fuck off go ahead and call me shallow. I know girls fart. My mum farts, my aunt farts, my grandmother farts but this is different. When talking to a girl that I like I think its kind of disgusting that she farts. I hold mine in so she should do the same. Since your an expert on relationships I guess you would know that a girl wont even fart untill she is very close to the guy.
How old are you?? Moron x 3??? wow, learnt to count..
And yeah, Moron x 4, love saying it. I'm older than you by the way, and what makes you think i can't count?
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If a simple fart puts you off you just aint ready for a normal human relationship..teddy..jimmy wrote:
So ive been having a major flirtatious relationship with this girl lately and have considered asking her out. She is hot, intelligent, funny, has an excellent personality and I have seriously fallen for her. So today we were waiting outside class talking, flirting and I was having a good time. Then suddenly she farts. Lets one go right in front of me and it was pretty loud too. It wasn't like one of those silent but violent ones but it was a real amplified sounding fart. I mean goddammit, way to kill an attraction. She farts when I'm talking to her and although she blamed it on some knee thing(don't ask) I could see she was embarrassed. Way to kill an attraction. What ever happened to that myth which said girls don't fart. Meh!!
At least it didn't smell.
hi, everyone farts. kthxbi
my friend whos a girl and i talk about farting and pooping all the time. everyone does it, its nothing to be so hush hush about. besides shes like 5'2" and real tiny, and its hilarious to hear her talk about that stuff.
my friend whos a girl and i talk about farting and pooping all the time. everyone does it, its nothing to be so hush hush about. besides shes like 5'2" and real tiny, and its hilarious to hear her talk about that stuff.
wow... afraid of natural human body functions eh?
shallow dude. i would never hold a girl to a standard that I myself couldn't stand up to.
you remind me of the song Close but no cigar by wierd al.
shallow dude. i would never hold a girl to a standard that I myself couldn't stand up to.
you remind me of the song Close but no cigar by wierd al.
i am extremely lucky in that my wife will not even burp in front of me much less fart......but that street goes both ways...i cant fart in front of her....god its hard sometimes, so i let em creep when i need. but hell man as far as im concerned she doesnt do any of that......it will end sometime but its nice while it lasts.
Sometimes you have to fart man, what more can you say.
Canada is still in North America. You can be called an Americian. Learn geography.SuperSlowYo wrote:
he buddy see on the side where it says from??? i realise your probably new and all cause you got 0 karma... but come on its time to pay attention lil cowpokelastr0 wrote:
Crazy Americans..lol.SuperSlowYo wrote:
cause im freakin brilliant like that...
There are so many Monty Pythons quotes that come into play here.Monty Pythons wrote:
I fart in your general direction.