Requirements
- A sense of humor
- Have not posted in D&ST in the last month
- An extensive of backup of lolcats images and other images
- A forum, with people. These people must be serious at all times and must try to attack you for everything you do.Step 1 - OpeningFind serious thread that has serious topic, open up with a killer image, I suggest
or
Step 2 - RetaliationHere comes the good stuff. People will now be pissed that you are not serious and will proceed to make attacks on- Your grammar
- Lolcats.com
- Your sexual preference
- Your seriousness
- Your stats
The response would beGrammar Nazi wrote:
omfg noob learn to spell!!!
Step 3This is where it gets tricky, at this point, there is a possibility that others may join in, on sides, theirs, or yours. There are several factors influencing thisPeople on your sideSarrk wrote:
K. Heil Spelling FuhrerGrammar Nazi wrote:
omfg noob learn to spell!!!
- Person attacking you has derailed a useful thread or started a flame war in the last three days, I.e -=]DeatH1337[=-
- Thread being attacked is going down the drain
- Calling in for backup (Not directly through the thread, but other means), IE My lolcats slave, jestarPeople against you
- Thread attacked still has usefulness
- You are being attacked by an active and known member, IE Cougar
- People with vendettas against you
If you have the majority of users with you against the attacker, either a flame war will ensure to the death of the thread, with the attacker, now the victim trying to defend himself, OR the victim will realize he is way over his head and will pull out.
If the majority sides with them, it becomes a roll reversal to the above situation, you have the choice to realize this was a bad thread and pull out, or you can fight to the end, I suggest also calling in backup, doing that will lead to situation three
If both sides have equal members trying to defend their opinion, then this is the optimum flame war, with more insults being flung and less effect of someone pulling out.
In all three cases, just keep flaming, posting pictures, attacking their sexuality, the ONLY way for the flame war to end is if A. The thread is closed, B. One the sides is neutralized through Bans or warnings, or C. One side pulls out
Congratulations, you just destroyed a thread and gained or lost respect.
DO NOT, ACCEPT A RESOLUTION. POST TO THE END.
Lolcats - Ala Jestar
http://rapidshare.com/files/7113020/Lolcats.rar
LONG LIVE LOLCATS.
Thats right, red text, listen the fuck up.
About using images: Don't use the same ones too many times, and don't use what other people have used in the same thread. Cause that just looks fucking stupid. And try not to steal all of peoples images, I.e me, especially the LOAZ image, Fenris, I'm looking at you.
