Stupidest death (Suicide) you've had...

2006-12-13 14:44:33

#26

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7018|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Shooting at missle and blowing up my own face with it.
Getting crushed by my own car against a wall.
Deploying a zipline from a roof to find myself beeing pushed by the tripod and slam my face on the ground.
The famous nade which never bounce as expected.

That's about it.

2006-12-13 14:50:05

#27

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6928|Melbourne

Flying an F35, Chasing a J-10 through an arty Strike, only to come out of it and hit the UAV....

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2006-12-13 14:58:37

#28

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6854|Michigan, USA

Roger Lesboules wrote:
Deploying a zipline from a roof to find myself beeing pushed by the tripod and slam my face on the ground.

I hate it when that happens. And if you manage to figure out what the heck happened quickly enough and get your parachute to open, by the time you try and get back to where you were to use your zipline again either you can't get to it or it disappeared.

2006-12-13 15:07:28

#29

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6938

swedge wrote:
i always kill myself with the damn boats when trying to get on the shore and i jump out

yep, first time i played sharqi as MEC, jumped out and got a RIB up my @$$.

2006-12-13 16:43:24

#30

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6901|UK

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Stupidest has gotta be playing SF at night, lights off and hitting 8 instead of 9 and plumetting to the ground sounding like Darth Vader.

I feel your pain.

2006-12-13 16:59:33

#31

URE_DED: BF2s US Server Admin; +76|7060|inside the recesses of your...

DoctorFruitloop wrote:
Stupidest has gotta be playing SF at night, lights off and hitting 8 instead of 9 and plumetting to the ground sounding like Darth Vader.

2006-12-13 17:25:39

#32

weamo8: Member; +50|6884|USA

As gunner in a jet I jumped out when we were about to get shot down. I was about a mile out to sea. After 5 minutes of swimming I suicided.

2006-12-13 17:35:59

#33

Lufbery: Member; +2|6880|Dallas, TX, USA

I've had several. One was on Warlord and I was going around on a roof to knife a guy. I sprinted off the building and pressed 8 instead of 9. So I hit the ground with my handy-dandy gas mask protecting me. The stereotypical one was when I was driving up a hill in a humvee (probably in Kark) jumped out, and then ran behind it just was it was rolling down, running me over.

2006-12-13 17:46:23

#34

Skorpy-chan: Member; +127|6786|Twyford, UK

- Songhua stalemate, missed the fordable bit in a buggy. Sank, died when the buggy exploded. Teammate on the gun was sympathetic about it and didn't punish me, even after I got us drowned. *splosh* *bang* 'Sorry sir.' "No shit."

- Running up to a tank to hop on the .50 on top, enemy tank comes round the corner, tank backs over you. (Ah, if only there was a way to punish myself for doing that...)

- Hopping in the gunner seat of an attack chopper on Shaqui Peninsula, and ALMOST getting killed as the pilot dumps it on the TV station and it topples off slowly. Chute opens JUST in time, chopper misses me, I step around the corner, and get a rocket in the face.

- Hiding from an APC in a small room with one entrance. Two guys come in one after the other, few SAW rounds to the chest and dead. I peek out, and see the APC go off to deal with someone not hiding. I scuttle around the corner to try and recap the flag, tank trundles out the warehouse and over me without even noticing.

- Lining up a PERFECT shot with the SMAW, mouse hits a patch of colour on the mat, I end up looking down JUST as I fire, and blow my own leg off.

- Running down a set of stairs like crazy to try and defend the flag, I bounce off a step, hit the landing, and die from the fall damage.

2006-12-13 17:53:41

#35

basetballjones: Member; +30|7190

Chased a sniper that was out of ammo across some rooftops, even got past the clay he dropped as he ran.. he jumps off the last in a long line of buildings.. I jump blindly after him-

Into enemy armor, an apc, I think there was a medic, and I know there was two engineers on foot, too..

The worst part; I ended up killed by my own commander's arty before they even leveled their guns.

2006-12-13 18:57:58

#36

Alpha.350: Member; +19|7017

I was with my friend and we were both flying in the same jet (me bomber). Suddenly we got locked on by a J10 professional and we had no other choice than jumping. We both did and he killed me when he opened his parachute. That was very funny

2006-12-13 19:03:12

#37

11sog_raider: a gaurdian of life; +112|6900|behind my rifle

probably getting killed my a teamate that jumps off the building above to hlep me in a firefight, only to parachute land on me and kill me, then he dies and we lose the flag

2006-12-13 22:29:51

#38

K3rt6699: Member; +70|6809

keep them coming

2006-12-13 22:34:59

#39

LolSauce: Online Poker Anyone!?; +2|6786|Melbourne, Australia

I'm pretty sure allot of people can back me up on this... but it would have to be forgetting where you laid your claymore and running straight into it Done it plenty of times.

2006-12-13 22:39:08

#40

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|7006|Area 51

Flying with a F-18 into a parachute d00d only to be killed by him..? eeh..? /confused..

2006-12-13 22:46:42

#41

LolSauce: Online Poker Anyone!?; +2|6786|Melbourne, Australia

Yeah... thats happened to me too. :S The fact a parachute can blow up a jet is very weird... But the M95 doesn't take off arms and legs in BF So I guess they don't care about realism.

2006-12-13 22:52:38

#42

acEofspadEs6313: Shiny! Let's be bad guys.; +102|7133|NAS Jacksonville, Florida

RDMC(2) wrote:
Flying with a F-18 into a parachute d00d only to be killed by him..? eeh..? /confused..

I've done that a lot. It's really lame.

I'd say my my stupidest death has to be when I was repairing the arty for my team. While I was repairing, I was using the gun for cover. The commander decides to use the arty. Well, somehow, the arty gun killed me while it was firing.

2006-12-13 22:54:26

#43

LolSauce: Online Poker Anyone!?; +2|6786|Melbourne, Australia

Wow I didnt even know you could be killed with the arty gun... Maybe you were shot by a sniper?

2006-12-13 22:58:32

#44

Babb Master Flash: Justice for the 96!; +540|6822|Oslo, Norway

When playing SF and standing on a roof ready to deploy a zip-line. When it deploys, it pushes you over the edge, you fall down and die...

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2006-12-14 00:50:02

#45

Drunk_Musketeer: To be honest I don't care anyway..; +57|7179|Great Wall

Warlord. Me of the roof of one of the highest buildings sniping.. enemy tank below.. a driver was repairing it so I decided to steal it.. I looked down.. jumped.. no parachute needed so I was just keeping 'enter the vehicle' key pressed.. I was almost there.. bah.. On my screen appeared.. 'You will respawn in 15'
That was my the most pathetic death. The guy probably didin't even know how he killed me

2006-12-14 01:02:15

#46

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7094

playing Kubra, map changes to wake. I decide to not whore the J-10 but park it on the USMC carrier instead. So, I come in to land, and I shit you not, EIGHT PEOPLE ran in front of my path and get run over. I got out and tried to run away but 20 people firing at you = insta death. So, the USMC have a J-10, there's a line of eight dead people on the carrier, and I get kicked for baseraping.

2006-12-14 01:18:36

#47

Macca: Cylons' my kinda frak; +72|6886|Australia.

Wake.

Was a sniper and planted 2 claymores near the old fight plane near Beach. I end up getting shot and needing a medic, I ran back to the Airfield and grab one of my team mate's kits and heal myself. I see 2 Snipers hiding where I previously was. I Shock Paddled one, the other one obviously alarmed jumps over the plane, I decide to be "smart" and cut him off by running around the plane...only to walk into my own 2 claymores.

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2006-12-14 03:09:21

#48

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|7068|Warlord

There are so many! I think the worst game I've had recently was falling to my death 3 times from rooftops, unforced (although one was being pushed off by the zipline, still my fault). That made me feel pretty stupid given I was only killed by enemy fire 4 times that game.

2006-12-14 08:41:40

#49

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7135|Howell, Mi USA

I saw a funny one happen the other day. I was waiting for the f18 to spawn on Kubra when a teammate ran over to keep me company. Finally the jet spawned and i got in. Him, being the good teammate that he was, stood in front of me. I don't care for douche bags that do this so i hit the afterburner and plowed him over. Somehow he got caught between the gear and bomb and kinda glitched out for a sec then was killed. But it didn't give me a teamkill it gave him a suicide. Then to top it off, an admin who was watching this gave him a warning. He said he tryed to move but i took off too fast Then he got booted.

Insult to injury lolz

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2006-12-14 09:45:03

#50

K3rt6699: Member; +70|6809

Cbass wrote:
I saw a funny one happen the other day. I was waiting for the f18 to spawn on Kubra when a teammate ran over to keep me company. Finally the jet spawned and i got in. Him, being the good teammate that he was, stood in front of me. I don't care for douche bags that do this so i hit the afterburner and plowed him over. Somehow he got caught between the gear and bomb and kinda glitched out for a sec then was killed. But it didn't give me a teamkill it gave him a suicide. Then to top it off, an admin who was watching this gave him a warning. He said he tryed to move but i took off too fast Then he got booted.

Insult to injury lolz

haha, nice

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