..teddy..jimmy
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-Bacon and egg

Why am I writing this? I am sick of eating people's disgusting bacon and egg dishes.

Step 1.) Grease your frying pan with either butter or sunflower oil.Do not use olive oil
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Leave the pan to heat at a medium temperature to heat the oil and the pan.

Step 2.) Take a few rashes of bacon and place them flat over the pan. NOTE: To get crispy, juicy, orgasmic bacon wait untill oil is heated and then add bacon.


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Leave bacon in frying pan and wait for aprox. 5-6 mins for one side of bacon to cook. During this time provide yourself with some joyful entertainment.
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WAKE UP BITCHES

Step 3.)Flip the bacon on to the opposite side and at the same time start to fry your egg. There is a cunning trick in being able to crack an egg perfectly on to a pan. Chuck it against the wall and let it slide off the wall onto the pan.

Should look a little something like this https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Fried_egg,_sunny_side_up.jpg/200px-Fried_egg,_sunny_side_up.jpg

Egg must not be fried for too long and should not look too burnt. By all means flip it to fry the sunny side as well but this is not recommended.Why? Ruining the texture of the egg.

Step 4.) Make some toast whilst your egg is frying. Use loaf instead of brown bread because of the nicer blend of favour.

Step 5.) Season your egg and bacon with some pepper and check if the bacon is crispy. If it is then everything  is finished. Put your egg on the bread and lay that and some bacon on a plate.


******** Fried Mushrooms and fried tomatoes also taste delicous with this meal**********


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Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2006-12-14 12:25:28)

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i like scrambled eggs
..teddy..jimmy
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GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

i like scrambled eggs
Fuck me too.
Varegg
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One important thing teddy is to heat the pan before you add your butter or oil (peanutoil is the better choice).
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Varegg wrote:

One important thing teddy is to heat the pan before you add your butter or oil (peanutoil is the better choice).
No. I am right because I am the naked chef
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damn now I'm hungry for bacon, egg, cheese biscuit
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adam1503
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What do you mean "use loaf instead of brown bread"? Do you mean white bread?  Or perhaps wholemeal?  Wheatfree bread?
Unleavened bread? 
Soy bread?
Rye bread?
Naan bread?
Pitta bread? 
There are lots to choose from... lol

Oh yeah, nice recepie by the way.
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*Mouth Juices*
..teddy..jimmy
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adam1503 wrote:

What do you mean "use loaf instead of brown bread"? Do you mean white bread?  Or perhaps wholemeal?  Wheatfree bread?
Unleavened bread? 
Soy bread?
Rye bread?
Naan bread?
Pitta bread? 
There are lots to choose from... lol

Oh yeah, nice recepie by the way.
O sorry, that was my Norwegian-english translation. Even though english is my mother tounge i still screwed up.

Loaf-----> White bread.
PspRpg-7
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I like IHOP's bacon and eggs...
jsnipy
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hmmm ... cook the bacon first ... then cook the egg in its greese ...

PspRpg-7 wrote:

I like IHOP's bacon and eggs...
I always get such bad service in iHop ... maybe its just where I live

Last edited by jsnipy (2006-12-14 12:22:50)

..teddy..jimmy
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jsnipy wrote:

hmmm ... cook the bacon first ... then cook the egg in its greese ...

PspRpg-7 wrote:

I like IHOP's bacon and eggs...
I always get such bad service in iHop ... maybe its just where I live
Yes, unhealthy but bloody tasty
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..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Varegg wrote:

One important thing teddy is to heat the pan before you add your butter or oil (peanutoil is the better choice).
No. I am right because I am the naked chef
It is not because you stand naked in the kitchen, you are the naked chef. Eveybody  knows how to fie an egg
A12345
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tip-save your bacon grease to fry the next round of bacon, save all bacon grease for another day of bacon cooking, also hash browns taste damn good fried in bacon grease as well
Krappyappy
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nice guide but really, only seriously cooking-handicapped people would need help with bacon and eggs. and if you do, just go to mcdonalds, you obviously know shit about food.

this is a nice idea though, maybe we ought to do a thread about favorite recipes.
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Krappyappy wrote:

nice guide but really, only seriously cooking-handicapped people would need help with bacon and eggs. and if you do, just go to mcdonalds, you obviously know shit about food.

this is a nice idea though, maybe we ought to do a thread about favorite recipes.
Lol, im not actually being serious, I am just trying to bring on the creative side of this forum.
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Sounds good. Here's my two cents...
1. Don't mess with all that oil. Just go with the real deal: BUTTER!!!
2. White bread is only suitable for feeding birds or cleaning up spilled liquids. Use something less processed.

+1 for not making me read another thread about the Middle East or how great/horrible the US is.

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