ok i said no bs.. but for that funny remark ill have to make an exception =] +1 to you all guys im probly gonna talk to her later on tonightKnifey McStabstab wrote:
Put a hole in the condom beforehand, then she won't really have a choice.
tell us what happens..
Back to my new agony aunt forums..
Back to my new agony aunt forums..
save this thread somewhere. you're going to look back on it years from now and laugh your ass off.
you're seriously upset because your girlfriend, whose vagina you've yet to penetrate, used a second-person pronoun in place of a collective first? you're worrying about who she wants to have kids with, when you haven't even gotten your dong wet yet?
in that case, treasure it well, because you're exactly the needy, insecure, unconfident half-man that any mature woman will chew up and spit back out like rubbery old-man spooge.
here's my advice to you: thank whatever god you pray to that you managed to stumble onto this girl and she made the mistake of not immediately shoving you into traffic. remember that you can die at any moment, there is no guarantee that you'll actually make it to adulthood and that's a good thing. so pull your testicles out of your abdomen, apologize to your girlfriend for being utterly worthless, and pretend to be the man that you aren't. maybe you get lucky again and she'll actually have sex with you instead of talking about it with you on MSN.
you're seriously upset because your girlfriend, whose vagina you've yet to penetrate, used a second-person pronoun in place of a collective first? you're worrying about who she wants to have kids with, when you haven't even gotten your dong wet yet?
sit down, sally, and listen good. if this girl has any brains at all she is going to dump you for her black rubber cock when she realizes that you probably want that dildo more than she does. or, maybe you get lucky and she stays with you, out of stupidity or masochism.squidbillies wrote:
rusty desperately wanted to be a man, but he had too much bitch in him. and deep down in his vagina, he knew that.
in that case, treasure it well, because you're exactly the needy, insecure, unconfident half-man that any mature woman will chew up and spit back out like rubbery old-man spooge.
here's my advice to you: thank whatever god you pray to that you managed to stumble onto this girl and she made the mistake of not immediately shoving you into traffic. remember that you can die at any moment, there is no guarantee that you'll actually make it to adulthood and that's a good thing. so pull your testicles out of your abdomen, apologize to your girlfriend for being utterly worthless, and pretend to be the man that you aren't. maybe you get lucky again and she'll actually have sex with you instead of talking about it with you on MSN.
Her "you not we" response was a little weird. I would have expected her to say something more like she can't say how she'll feel so far in the future. If she can't imagine having children with you, what does that mean for how she feels about you? You might want to ask her what does she see in you, why does she hang out with you? It sounds like you need to be reassured.
If you are so worked up over this incident this girl is probably not right for you.
If you are so worked up over this incident this girl is probably not right for you.
Hit it. Quit it.
Move on.
Hit another. Quit another.
Move on.
Hit another. Quit another.
When you get out of college, then, hit more, quit more.
Then settle down with a woman you love, other than that... dont get serious, getting serious in high school = failure.
Move on.
Hit another. Quit another.
Move on.
Hit another. Quit another.
When you get out of college, then, hit more, quit more.
Then settle down with a woman you love, other than that... dont get serious, getting serious in high school = failure.
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QFTDes.Kmal wrote:
Hit it. Quit it.
Move on.
Hit another. Quit another.
Move on.
Hit another. Quit another.
When you get out of college, then, hit more, quit more.
Then settle down with a woman you love, other than that... dont get serious, getting serious in high school = failure.
Interesting replies. I find it hard to believe you could find yourself thinking you're in love at 16 years of age, and after a 2 month relationship..
I'd say the best thing to do is see where the relationship goes. Maybe it wont work out, maybe it will, but at 16, I'd say there's more important things to worry about then if the chic your with now, will want to have kids with you in more then 10 years time..
I'd say the best thing to do is see where the relationship goes. Maybe it wont work out, maybe it will, but at 16, I'd say there's more important things to worry about then if the chic your with now, will want to have kids with you in more then 10 years time..
The only thing you should be thinking at 16 is how/when/where/ you are going to get your next piece. I can remember being 16 and thinking I'd never get married, fucking around is too much fun. Don't worry getting married until you are too old to go to the bar and score pussy on a regular basis.