One escapade in Rocky Point, two of my friends colided on ATV's on the "highway".
One was fine, the other flew over his handle bars and slammed his face into the front rack on the ATV, breaking a facial plate, rupturing sinus cavities and giving him a big ole concussion.
WE saw him later at the hospital in RP and he would repeat himself over and over and ask the same questions 5 minutes from eachother.
We eventually grew tired of telling him the truth and started fuckin w/ him saying he wrecked an oil tanker and shit like that.
The first thing he retained memory of was us telling him he banged the prom queen
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6 hour ambulance ride back to good samaritan in phoenix and he was hungry and pissed off.