SO i just went into the toilet to do the #2. I am wiping and my forearm brushes against my pager, which leaps out of its holder and *plop* right into the shitty toilet water. I'm not reaching in there to get it. Can't wait to tell work why I need a new pager.
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hahahaha
Yeah.....tell them that......naw your screwed.
Now that sucks.
but funnyDeadFin wrote:
Now that sucks.
So you flushed it? Buahahahahahaaaaa! "Um yeah, boss. Uuuuh, my pager got kinda dirty in the bathroom. Can you get me a new one?"
No. I assume it sitting at the bottom. Its one of those shits that turned the water all brown. SO if I WERE to go in after it, I am going to be rummaging through shit. Off to the IT desk to request a new one. Ill be back in a minute and let you know what he says.Stingray24 wrote:
So you flushed it? Buahahahahahaaaaa! "Um yeah, boss. Uuuuh, my pager got kinda dirty in the bathroom. Can you get me a new one?"
It'll probably suck for whoever flushes that toilet.
What did you eat?
Mason comes back from IT and walks past bathroom and hears . . .
"Aw sick, someone didn't flush their nasty load."
*flushing noise*
*silence*
*flushing noise*
*sound of water backup out of toilet*
"aaaaaah, dang it! I'm gonna kill whoever didn't flush."
Mason hurries down the hall to his desk with holding his hand over his mouth so his laughter won't be heard.
Mason comes back from IT and walks past bathroom and hears . . .
"Aw sick, someone didn't flush their nasty load."
*flushing noise*
*silence*
*flushing noise*
*sound of water backup out of toilet*
"aaaaaah, dang it! I'm gonna kill whoever didn't flush."
Mason hurries down the hall to his desk with holding his hand over his mouth so his laughter won't be heard.
Last edited by Stingray24 (2006-12-29 14:28:28)
Well the IT guy laughed at me and said its not the first time its happened and ordered me a new one.
He asked, "Is the pager retrievable?"
I said,"No".
He asked, "Is the pager retrievable?"
I said,"No".
Shoulda said, "See for yourself."Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
He asked, "Is the pager retrievable?"
Is it still on?
Hang on....Ill page then go listen.
orryan_14 wrote:
Shoulda said, "See for yourself."Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
He asked, "Is the pager retrievable?"
"Would you like to try? You'll need some good rubber gloves." Then wipe your hand on your pants.
SHIT !Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
SO i just went into the toilet to do the #2. I am wiping and my forearm brushes against my pager, which leaps out of its holder and *plop* right into the shitty toilet water. I'm not reaching in there to get it. Can't wait to tell work why I need a new pager.
I think its dead. Or muffled by the shitty water. I can't hear/see anything. Hope no one pages me for something important.Mr.Casual wrote:
Is it still on?
hahahahhaha. well, at leats you'll get a new one.
wtf?
pager.... pager... bwahahahahahaha does 1986 need you to call it back??? holy technological timewarp batman
whats the problem, its your poop isnt it....
JACKASS! I killed a pager watch when I was in scube class a few years back. Our whole class was at the bottom of the pool and all the sudden I hear "BEEP BEEP BEEP!" like really loud. Everyone in the pool was turning and looking like "WTF!?". When I realized that it was my watch, I hit the button to make it stop beeping and watched as it filled with water
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
The same thing happened to my Nintendo DS pointer thingy, it fell right in the shit and now i dont have one anymore because i didnt want to reach in there and touch my shit.Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
SO i just went into the toilet to do the #2. I am wiping and my forearm brushes against my pager, which leaps out of its holder and *plop* right into the shitty toilet water. I'm not reaching in there to get it. Can't wait to tell work why I need a new pager.
Dude! Take it like a man!Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
SO i just went into the toilet to do the #2. I am wiping and my forearm brushes against my pager, which leaps out of its holder and *plop* right into the shitty toilet water. I'm not reaching in there to get it. Can't wait to tell work why I need a new pager.
I knocked my toothpaste into the toilet bowl I had just shat in, you know what I did? I reached in, grabbed the toothpaste, screamed like a little girl, dropped the toothpaste in the trashcan and proceeded to wash my hands for 15 minutes straight.
That's how a real man does it.
P.S. Don't forget to scream in a high-pitched voice.
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I know it. Cheap bastards. I'm not important enough for the Crackberry yet.SuperSlowYo wrote:
pager.... pager... bwahahahahahaha does 1986 need you to call it back??? holy technological timewarp batman
i foresee many more pagers goin for swims in your future... next one they give ya go at it with a hammer then go back in and tell the IT guys that it doesnt work and hand them the pieces... rinse and repeat :-PMason4Assassin444 wrote:
I know it. Cheap bastards. I'm not important enough for the Crackberry yet.SuperSlowYo wrote:
pager.... pager... bwahahahahahaha does 1986 need you to call it back??? holy technological timewarp batman
edit: spelling
Last edited by SuperSlowYo (2006-12-29 17:15:00)
LOL! Toss it on his desk and say, "It broke".SuperSlowYo wrote:
i foresee many more pagers goin for swims in your future... next one they give ya go at it with a hammer then go back in and tell the IT guys that it doesnt work and hand them the pieces... rinse and repeat :-PMason4Assassin444 wrote:
I know it. Cheap bastards. I'm not important enough for the Crackberry yet.SuperSlowYo wrote:
pager.... pager... bwahahahahahaha does 1986 need you to call it back??? holy technological timewarp batman
edit: spelling